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KiddieGrinder posted:I don't think his shirt buttons are going to reach those stretch goals. I know some of you have made comments about Ben getting surgery, but I don't think that will help him. People who get stomach staples, lipo, etc will be right back in the same place they started at if they don't change their habits. Ben (or Ben underling) if you're reading this, just drink water. I know you're probably drinking a lot of sugar every day. Just drink water. Eat all the same crap you have been eating, but stop drinking anything that isn't just plain water. I think you'd be surprised at how much better you'll feel (and I bet you'd drop a small child's weight over several months too!).
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spacetoaster posted:I think you'd be surprised at how much better you'll feel (and I bet you'd drop a small child's weight over several months too!). Ben can never lose a small child's weight because he has been cursed by Chris Himself to carry the mass of all the unborn children aborted so nerds can invest those future children's college funds in jpegs.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 20:53 |
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spacetoaster posted:I know some of you have made comments about Ben getting surgery, but I don't think that will help him. People who get stomach staples, lipo, etc will be right back in the same place they started at if they don't change their habits. Diet soda tastes better.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 20:53 |
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fargom posted:Diet soda tastes better. lies water > *
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 20:54 |
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Lord why have you forsaken us?
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 20:54 |
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:lies With those little flavor sprays water is pretty much all anyone needs.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 20:55 |
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fargom posted:Diet soda tastes better. CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:lies ^^^^^
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 20:58 |
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:lies tea > water and healthier (as long as you don't put in sugar or milk)
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:02 |
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https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/661634149761970176
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:02 |
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MrDorf posted:With those little flavor sprays water is pretty much all anyone needs. If you like ingesting aspartic acid, menthol, and phenylalanine (this is what aspartame is made from).
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:02 |
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Derek is diddling us right now.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoNWwhzh3M
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:03 |
so in two weeks or 10 days?
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:04 |
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lol
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:05 |
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:lies the badass healthy it workers of the goon sc thread want you to know: water kicks rear end!
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:07 |
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DEREK! I bet another star shitizen three top quality jpegs that your blog wouldn't be delayed. You owe me three jpegs.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:08 |
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spacetoaster posted:If you like ingesting aspartic acid, menthol, and phenylalanine (this is what aspartame is made from). Is this bad? If something is hard to pronounce is it bad to eat?
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:08 |
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:08 |
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Legal ate DSmarts homework.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:09 |
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SC cultist laughing at DS for his 1h-2h blog delay while SC is 2 years late. PAAAAAAAAAAAARP
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:09 |
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Sorry, I meant still checking and blog.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:10 |
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fargom posted:Is this bad? If something is hard to pronounce is it bad to eat? Yeah, it's bad.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:10 |
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fargom posted:Is this bad? If something is hard to pronounce is it bad to eat? No. Aspartame has numerous health benefits and is also loving delicious.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:11 |
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Was going through the January 2015 PC Gamer and ran across this, had a good laugh.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:13 |
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I give it to whoever. Smart Bingo is funny .
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:13 |
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I want to play that Derek, let slip the dogs of
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:14 |
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While we wait to release the blogs of war... An oldie but goodie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykXCSubgaYI In this case you can change the lyrics to Derek Smart! Derek Smart! Let my jpegs go!
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:15 |
that bingo sheet owns
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:15 |
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spacetoaster posted:Yeah, it's bad. Do you buy your water bottled with a nice sprig of asparagus?
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:17 |
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this is pretty spot on
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:17 |
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Solvency posted:tea > water wtf...put in milk man(unless its like green tea or something)7
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:18 |
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Beet Wagon posted:I don't think Derek could ever fail. There's really nothing he does that isn't funny in some way. But then again I like to poo poo on all the things, so I guess I'm a "glass half full" kind of guy. Derek cannot fail, he can only be failed.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:19 |
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fargom posted:Do you buy your water bottled with a nice sprig of asparagus? Nah, I just drink tap water.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:19 |
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Why was I such a fool. Do you think I can still get one of the completionist packages for a decent price in the grey market?
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:20 |
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spacetoaster posted:I know some of you have made comments about Ben getting surgery, but I don't think that will help him. People who get stomach staples, lipo, etc will be right back in the same place they started at if they don't change their habits. Ben if you are reading this, continue to ignore all these fat shaming bigots. Being morbidly obese is simply a life
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:22 |
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Derek Smart post the blog This is a goon.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:23 |
"Changes his SA avatar back"
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:23 |
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Bootcha posted:While we wait to release the blogs of war...
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:25 |
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spacetoaster posted:If you like ingesting aspartic acid, menthol, and phenylalanine (this is what aspartame is made from). Compared to the Monster I'd probably drink otherwise, a little aspartame is still a massive victory toward not dying in my 30's.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:26 |
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That is a jpeg worth paying for.
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