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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Blogs weren't built in a day

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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

FrankieGoes posted:

Wait, what disease does Dickwulf have? Some kind of penis disease?
He's a oval office.

Jerome Flynn has reliably informed me that there is no cure.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
release the blog, derek

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
The blog has been finished for a month, he has been adding emphasis this WHOLE time

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

release the blog, Derek

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

AP posted:



"Let's say I am mildly interested in SC" Karl, seriously get help pretending to be your own kid and lying to complete strangers about a stupid "potential" game, is odd to say the least. This is not normal behaviour.

lol

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Google Butt posted:

release the blog, Derek

do it Derek, this is a :woof:

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

AP posted:



"Let's say I am mildly interested in SC" Karl, seriously get help pretending to be your own kid and lying to complete strangers about a stupid "potential" game, is odd to say the least. This is not normal behaviour.

I think it's way more likely that Karl is pretending to be his dad, not the other way around.

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
goddamnit Derek this is no time for a "hang on". this is time for an "aha!"

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT DEREK?

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

derek is a big fat phony, you f5 and there is no blog. smoke and mirrors :v:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

AP posted:



"Let's say I am mildly interested in SC" Karl, seriously get help pretending to be your own kid and lying to complete strangers about a stupid "potential" game, is odd to say the least. This is not normal behaviour.

Mild interest:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Maybe he changed blogging software half way though it :ohdear:

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
If Derek doesn't release his blog in the next 30 minutes I demand that his gang tag be removed.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

quote:



I think I'd like to know more about Karl's knowledge about covering up criminal acts.

Money well spent indeed.

"$97 million dollar stretch goal: We're tired of non-believers. With this milestone in fundraising, we'll hire experts on data purging, assassination, and fraud to ensure we are not at fault for anything."

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i wish my true calling in life was defending vaporware on a irrelevant comedy forum

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
I'm not all up on the drama of this Star Citizen bullshit, but when this was all getting started I said to myself, "Hey, isn't Chris Roberts the dude that failed at everything after Wing Commander?"

Then I didn't buy the hypothetical game. I'm a pretty smart guy is what I'm trying to say, I guess.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

I'm not all up on the drama of this Star Citizen bullshit, but when this was all getting started I said to myself, "Hey, isn't Chris Roberts the dude that failed at everything after Wing Commander?"

Then I didn't buy the hypothetical game. I'm a pretty smart guy is what I'm trying to say, I guess.

same

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i bought ED and rebel galaxy though because they are fun games

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

chaosbreather posted:

I think it's way more likely that Karl is pretending to be his dad, not the other way around.

Even with reddit I think potty training comes first.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.


"Ben, Chris and Sandi are all LAUGHING AT YOUR SILENCE, Derek!"

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

who would of thought dr derek smart would fail to deliver, of all people

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I created a baby pu, it was about 200 courics.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

peter gabriel posted:

Maybe he changed blogging software half way though it :ohdear:

6 months from now he'll complete the fluid simulation for the blog's drink mixing mini game and introduce the fantastic "Hairy Smart" drink to the world.

Edit: Turns out Derek was the one in the wheelchair this whole time!

RVWinkle fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Nov 3, 2015

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007
Maybe wheelchair dude had him swatted

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Kyuss: Whitewater

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kttU1UQm1GQ

:cawg:

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
and we never heard from Derek Smart again.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This video contains content from Universal Pictures (ZEFR), who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
RIP Derek :(

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
Croberts hired dsmart to run his new studio in Florida. Dr. Smart was finally able to see the Star Citizen financials and his face melted like when the Nazis opened the Ark.

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh
Haha if this blog isn't up tonight he is never going to live this down.

DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

G0RF posted:



"Ben, Chris and Sandi are all LAUGHING AT YOUR SILENCE, Derek!"

That's a lawsuit

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Derek Smart found dead in apartment

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/derek-smart-killed-by-redditor

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib
Hey here is another company going full on :immersion: on combat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkQstOLz83I

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Derek lied blogs died

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Vire posted:

Haha if this blog isn't up tonight he is never going to live this down.

legal ate it, he needs to re write it from scratch, give him 2 weeks

also he’s going to need to toxx his next blog post if he wants to hype anything after this

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...


Grimey Drawer

Matlock Birthmark posted:

Ahh, thank you. I wanted to post my catte from awhile ago, but the thread had moved on.

There's never a wrong time to post cattes.

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Snazzy Frocks
Mar 31, 2003

Scratchmo
Derek Smart for every hour you hold off on releasing your blog someone is out there pledging dollars to SC. Please for the love of god save those dollars from the clutches of Croberts!

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