ShredsYouSay posted:

Btw Pete, don't tell me you've put up your christmas tree on the 3rd of november..

peter gabriel posted:

Xaerael posted:

I figured since people were posting jpegs of their cats, I'd post a jpeg of my jpeg cats.



This is Patches, Socks, Bandit and Pickles hanging out on and around their cat metropolis. Cat Metropolis only cost me 50 golden fish, so it was a pretty good bargain since it can keep multiple cats entertained!

Matlock Birthmark posted:

Oh god, peter is this yours? Because my Honeybee has been been beaten in the cute catte picture category certainly.

shitin milk posted:

im permabanned poster smartstomper2014. i first started sending money to cloud imperium games when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “jpegs” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “REVERSE THE VERSE” and “The CIG Teams Magical Ship Maker has a gift, Any ship he touches becomes more sexy and increases exponentially in damage state complexity” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing Derek Smart in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “Chris Roberts” style of game development was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” Star Citizen to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

peter gabriel posted:

chaosbreather posted:

I think it's way more likely that Karl is pretending to be his dad, not the other way around.

Matlock Birthmark posted:

Oh good, very nice catte, though not as crushingly adorable as when he/she was a kitten.

Also, we don't let Honey into the Christmas trees, she'd tear them to shreds.

Karl_Ramseier posted:

I am my father, my brother in law, my daughter and perhaps his dad, all in one person.

It's a full time job, I can tell you.

This Huffman case cost you a lot Derek and then a voluntary dismissal? You wanted 75k and just had to pay what? 30k on fees? And all the documents are still out there. Yes I would call that a glorious victory.
And people are going to court on your behalf? These poor bastards...

Eonwe posted:

is this where they sing happy birthday to star citizen

thats my favorite thing they've ever done

Karl_Ramseier posted:

It's a full time job, I can tell you.

G0RF posted:

I think AP posted a great animated gif from there once, as the bearded dude looks in the camera in something like humiliation.

MeLKoR posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3rez1v/the_goons_are_getting_restless/

D_Smart you are turning us into the laughingstock of the internet.

e: Even Karl is back to mock us. Good lord, the dishonor.

Unfunny Poster posted:

When they were babies




And now when they're full grown and loving annoying



(thankfully I don't live with them anymore )

Beet Wagon posted:

The only thing I can think is that maybe the Swedish Mafia have him tied up somewhere?

Oh it just breaks my heart to think they've got him trapped somewhere, doing God knows what to him, and he's calling out for us, just desperately trying to post his to his blog.

AP posted:

AP posted:

Bootcha until you get your money back, don't be tricked into doing anything that CIG might attempt to use as justification for keeping it, they are quite good at that. You can safely ignore Karl/Raess2009 as he's pretending he's not Raess2014, who are both auditors, obsessed with goons, they go to extreme lengths to defend Star Citizen and were born in Germany in same year, in the same month on the same day.

Karl has been lying throughout his time here and there should be no requirement on your part to provide more detail on what's going on with your money, considering he's been lying about his.

Daztek posted:

They won't let him go until he buys at least a dozen spaceship jpegs