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Karl_Ramseier posted:I think she likes me. What happens if a schizophrenic person loves one of his or hers personalties. Can they have babies?
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moonraker posted:I could not let Sandi epic speech at gamescon go unrewarded . SO I gave her the Oscar she always dreamed about welp
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Nov 4, 2015 00:41
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Face it, it's all lies, he bailed with our ships. I told you guys that gifting him our ships without knowing what the plan was to crash the grey market could only end like this but you greedy fuckers wouldn't stop nagging me. gently caress you, that's $1000 I'm out if he doesn't deliver.
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Deki posted:I'm working on a lovely little game for a local jam tonight and so help me god that blogpost better be done before I am. It should be a mix of Game Dev Studio and Plague, Inc. You've got to make a game successfully from pitch to delivery before former game devs in various countries write negative blogs that prevent you from profiting in those region. Also gently caress Madagascar. MrDorf fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Nov 4, 2015 00:42
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if the clock strikes midnight with no blog, derek has officially self owned
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Karl_Ramseier posted:I think she likes me. What happens if a schizophrenic person loves one of his or hers personalties. Can they have babies? I don't think so. On your question, yes that is possible. As an expert on the matter of brain babies, I can tell you the true fact that not only is it possible, the resulting brain babies are called "Horrors" and they will eat you from the inside until you are a hollow shell of a human being. So I can't really recommend making them, instead seek the therapy you need. God speed, weird space friend.
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Nov 4, 2015 00:44
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moonraker posted:I could not let Sandi epic speech at gamescon go unrewarded . SO I gave her the Oscar she always dreamed about 
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Nov 4, 2015 00:45
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Kakarot posted:huh......who made that. This is what happens when you work night shifts with internet access and your unsupervised
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Nov 4, 2015 00:46
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Google Butt posted:if the clock strikes midnight with no blog, derek has officially self owned
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Nov 4, 2015 00:46
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Meonekton posted:this is art
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Nov 4, 2015 00:46
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Imagine having this try to have sex with you
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Nov 4, 2015 00:51
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Karl_Ramseier posted:That is a good advice. But a boring one. One question AP: the second link, what it is about? To play my role probably I need more information. This is actually fun and worth the 20 bucks. Hey. Shut up. Tia. Cat update, two new cattes have visited my yard since my last post, their names are Princess and Snowball. I'm worried about Chris Roberts ever seeing Snowball as she is pure white, and he might mistake her for a huge pile of cocaine and try to snort her up his nose. Princess really likes to play with a ball of yarn, and Snowflake is quite partial to the red rubber ball outside.
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Nov 4, 2015 00:51
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vyst posted:Imagine having this try to have sex with you I can't imagine at his size he'd be a very active partner. Seems more like you'd have to imagine trying to provide sex to him while he lies there.
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Nov 4, 2015 00:53
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MeLKoR posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3rez1v/the_goons_are_getting_restless/ Oh god, reddit is quoting my bad posts. This is the worst kind of internet shaming.
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Nov 4, 2015 00:53
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Bootcha posted:Goonettes and Gentlegoons, in preparation for my last, final, Star Citizen video, I have one thing to ask of you. I know this thread is melting down more than ever right now and everything but this is loving genius and I can't wait to hear the finished version.
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Nov 4, 2015 00:54
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lol reddit go gently caress yourself
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Nov 4, 2015 00:55
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He's a smug piece of poo poo, in my opinion. He sees nothing wrong with this project, refuses to listen to reason, and likely loves his weight because "there's so much to love". He is the perfect personification of this project.
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vyst posted:Imagine having this try to have sex with you Can those two even mate? How would that work, mechanically speaking? Does he have a 2 foot long dick or something?
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MeLKoR posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3rez1v/the_goons_are_getting_restless/ This is a shameful turn of events. Shameful.
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Nov 4, 2015 00:57
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MeLKoR posted:Can those two even mate? How would that work, mechanically speaking? Does he have a 2 foot long dick or something? The surprise here is that Bens nether regions has morphed into a sweaty pussy and his SO puts on a strap on.
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Nov 4, 2015 00:58
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MeLKoR posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3rez1v/the_goons_are_getting_restless/ Reasonable chance the OP is Karl's new reddit account, to go with his three twitter accounts.
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Furious Mittens posted:He's a smug piece of poo poo, in my opinion. He sees nothing wrong with this project, refuses to listen to reason, and likely loves his weight because "there's so much to love". The caption
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Nov 4, 2015 00:59
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Could not find a photo of one of my cats so...
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Nov 4, 2015 01:00
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1500 posted:Could not find a photo of one of my cats so... Sir your cat has a beak
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Nov 4, 2015 01:01
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Stop PMing me to keep this poo poo in the private thread, either he shows up or makes the the loving "post that is going to crash the grey market" or he returns my ships. I won't be shut up with gifts of stupid avatars any longer, I've been a team player and did my part, I want my money or my poo poo. Where the gently caress are you Derek Smart?
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Nov 4, 2015 01:01
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When there are stressful times like these I resort to crockpot buffalo chicken tater tot casserole.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:01
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Woh now, I'm going to need to stop you right there. I'm afraid the Star Citizen thread just can't contain both catte.jpg and bird.jpg. Please redo your bird.jpg. Now if it was a concept of a bird.jpg that would be released in the future, I'd love to see it.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:02
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gently caress....I gave Derek $500 worth of ships to crash the market too and now hes disappeared without a trace. What did he do with all that other money we gave him to make the lawsuit happen? Last I heard the total was posted in You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link. We're hosed, arent we?
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Nov 4, 2015 01:02
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So guys I've been wondering why all these star citizens seem to be auditors. Can you think of any other organizations that have the concept of auditing?
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Nov 4, 2015 01:02
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Real life should be more like pro-wrestling so the next time we see Derek it will be after his heel turn and he's on Reverse the Verse talking about the next ship sale.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:03
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Do you guys think CR finally had Derek taken care of?
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Nov 4, 2015 01:03
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AP posted:Reasonable chance the OP is Karl's new reddit account, to go with his three twitter accounts. No, it's just a coincidence that this person is German too. lol 
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MeLKoR posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3rez1v/the_goons_are_getting_restless/ I broke my "don't read reddit" rule and went to that link. After reading just a few posts, I could feel my IQ erroding. My favorite part is where no one understands jokes on a comedy forum.
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Kakarot posted:gently caress....I gave Derek $500 worth of ships to crash the market too and now hes disappeared without a trace. What did he do with all that other money we gave him to make the lawsuit happen? Last I heard the total was posted in You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link. It appears so. Likely, he was going to deliver then legal wanted to have another review and put some revisions in. This probably was too much for Derek, and now he's run off with our jpeg's of ships. I can't believe I was taken in by this scam!
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fuctifino posted:No, it's just a coincidence that this person is German too. lol Well he'll have to deny it before I'm sure it's him.
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ben please just ignore all the idiots itt and do what your
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Othin posted:Real life should be more like pro-wrestling so the next time we see Derek it will be after his heel turn and he's on Reverse the Verse talking about the next ship sale. That would be amazing. Please let this happen.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:06
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I have been laughing at Karls posts for a while but lately it's more disconcerting and worrying to see him post than funny. Sure you're alright Karl? What's going on up in there?
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Nov 4, 2015 01:06
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Is Derek not answering anyone else in the IRC?
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peter gabriel posted:Is Derek not answering anyone else in the IRC? He's not even picking up his phone 
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