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Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

What the absolute gently caress is going on? A blogs late and everyone's freaking the hell out.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:18

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:40

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

MeLKoR posted:

I hadn't even bought anything before this "legendary goon exploit" started, I bought into this poo poo just to help with the market loving. I told you I needed that money back and he and you guaranteed I'd have my poo poo in less than two months. He's been delaying this poo poo for weeks and today he's nowhere to be seen? gently caress him and gently caress you all.

I WANT MY MONEY BACK DEREK SMART OR I'M BLOWING THE LID ON THIS!

WOW! Dude calm down and keep it in You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link.
There will be HARSH consequences if you dont!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:18

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Maldoror posted:

His TONGUE IS STICKING OUT !

Your cat avatar is what my short sighted pal thought my cat did all the time, he thought the patch on her chin was her mouth

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:19

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

peter gabriel posted:

dd y knw y cn typ wth n vwls nd ppl cn stll tll wtf yr syng?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:19

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

mormonpartyboat posted:

Totally agree

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:19

Furious Mittens: Oct 14, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

I feel dirty and used, perhaps violated by Derek Smart.

Shameful.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:20

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

quote:

Goo s are acting like they gifted spaceships to Derek so he could bring down the Grey market. LMFAO, do they actually think that is believable?

And the post just above this:

quote:

>Here's an interesting quote....

>>Face it, it's all lies, he bailed with our ships. I told you guys that gifting him our ships without knowing what the plan was to crash the grey market could only end like this but you greedy fuckers wouldn't stop nagging me. gently caress you, that's $1000 I'm out if he doesn't deliver.

>His plan is to get the GOONS to give him ships? For what? So he can make money off of them to use to fund LOD? So he can "crash" the market by making people fearful of giving him money for SC ships?

So yes, Reddit, to an idiot this japery clearly is believable. Since we're dealing with the kind of hardcore morons who hand over real money for jpegs in an obvious scam it is a fair bet that at least some of you cretins will believe anything.

Hey reddit archive this :gary:

PAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPP

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:20

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

FrankieGoes posted:

We've been short selling Idrises and Javelins and Endeavors on the gray market for months. When Derek crashes the market we were going to cover and make millions. But now it looks like we're all hosed. I'll owe 150k dollars on my margin call if Derek doesn't post that blog RIGHT loving NOW.

gee now reddit knows and they wont buy them... lol as if

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:20

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

quote:

Legal Stuff
All content � Derek Smart, 2015.

This is a guy who knows his poo poo imo

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:21

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

MeLKoR posted:

You. You were the one that talked me into this. I've long suspected you were always speaking up for "him". Have you come to see how we're taking it Derek? Give me my poo poo.

NEVER. I got BMWs to buy son.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:21

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

MeLKoR posted:

Stop PMing me to keep this poo poo in the private thread, either he shows up or makes the the loving "post that is going to crash the grey market" or he returns my ships. I won't be shut up with gifts of stupid avatars any longer, I've been a team player and did my part, I want my money or my poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El_dRRryY54

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:21

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Kakarot posted:

WOW! Dude calm down and keep it in You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link.
There will be HARSH consequences if you dont!

What? Are you going to doxx me? I don't give a gently caress, I need my money back or I'm in serious poo poo IRL. I told you I had to return the money before anyone noticed.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:22

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Matlock Birthmark posted:

Wait I minute, let me stop for a second to really parse this.

Are you for real right now? Because it's kinda hard to tell in this thread.

What is "real"

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:22

Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

What is "real"

What I mean is....Actually in this thread you are correct. Carry on then.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:23

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

What is "real"

This is real

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:25

B_of_InfoRedux: Oct 6, 2015; WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Libluini posted:

This is real

Well I'll be damned. It surely is.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:26

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:26

Vire: Nov 4, 2005; Like a Bosh

The amount of dumb poo poo that gets posted in here that reddit actually things is real is loving shocking haha.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:27

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

what sexual positions are still left to ben and his wife? i'm legit curious about the physics of 2 blobs mating

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:27

alarumklok: Jun 30, 2012

where's smart we want smart

smart smart smart

*fart*

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:27

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

AP posted:

So I've never actually watched any of the 10,000 video things they've done, but are scripted things like this common? I mean even a stupid high school video skit ends up being something like an hour of work for 1 minute of footage so if they do this crap all the time, how do they even get any work done?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:27

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

he opened up arenacommander.exe and realized it is actually really good.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:28

Devian666: Aug 20, 2008; Take some advice Chris.; Fun Shoe

FrankieGoes posted:

We've been short selling Idrises and Javelins and Endeavors on the gray market for months. When Derek crashes the market we were going to cover and make millions. But now it looks like we're all hosed. I'll owe 150k dollars on my margin call if Derek doesn't post that blog RIGHT loving NOW.

Pork bellies are going belly up.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:29

TheShazbot: Feb 20, 2011

Codependent Poster posted:

Derek Smart is dead RIP

Are we going to find a destroyed supercar on the interstates of florida, with a strange russian man at fault?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:29

Truga: May 4, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

2DCAT posted:

if Derek stole all my jpegs, i'm going to be mad

I can't emptypost this hard enough

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:29

El Grillo: Jan 3, 2008; Fun Shoe

Bootcha posted:

Got a few good voice clips for the requiem video. Keep 'em coming folks.

Oh, right. Forgot to check the thread weather.

DEREK POST SOMETHING

Post dem lyrics, boy. Make it easy for us.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:29

Amun Khonsu: Sep 15, 2012; wtf did he just say?; Grimey Drawer

Libluini posted:

This is real

This is real

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:29

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

bitcoin breaks $400

der "ek sm" art goes missing

coincidence?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:29

Vire: Nov 4, 2005; Like a Bosh

Chris Roberts showed up at his house with a dead horse head.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:29

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

AP posted:

Ha, it is him, bloke has no clue how predictable he is. Failed again Karl, make another account, also make a new SA one and try to fit in for a couple of weeks.

"A company is at steak!"

I don't understand why he has a compulsion to create an elaborate web of thinly veiled accounts everywhere.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:30

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Bootcha posted:

Got a few good voice clips for the requiem video. Keep 'em coming folks.

Oh, right. Forgot to check the thread weather.

DEREK POST SOMETHING

Did you post lyrics? Hook us up!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:30

Truga: May 4, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

bitcoin breaks $400

der "ek sm" art goes missing

coincidence?

loving gently caress.

Is that what this is? Fuuuuuck.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:31

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

El Grillo posted:

Post dem lyrics, boy. Make it easy for us.

G0RF posted:

Did you post lyrics? Hook us up!

You can just listen to it by ear and sing along into the mic, while getting the music from his guide.mp3 via headphones. It's how I did it for my take. Although I will admit, I used to sing in a choir and as backvocals so...maybe it would be easier for others.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:31

1500: Nov 3, 2015; Give me all your crackers

Matlock Birthmark posted:

Woh now, I'm going to need to stop you right there. I'm afraid the Star Citizen thread just can't contain both catte.jpg and bird.jpg. Please redo your bird.jpg.

Now if it was a concept of a bird.jpg that would be released in the future, I'd love to see it.

Is this better?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:31

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

AP posted:

o7 ???

~~Karl~~ ~~Matilda~~ Somethingstarcitize, are you one of those Germans the Evegoons evicted from Cloud Ring? Or did you lose isk when your application to GSF failed?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:32

dangling pointer: Feb 12, 2010

Just release the alpha version to hold us over Derek.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:32

JazzPaws: Aug 10, 2014; - Ponzi Scheme Survivor -

I currently do not own a cat...but I have this as a placeholder...

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:32

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Percelus posted:

what sexual positions are still left to ben and his wife? i'm legit curious about the physics of 2 blobs mating

The male passes his seed to the female using his pedipalps. She then spermjacks it and for the rest of her natural life she can have his babies whenever she wants and suck his SC royalties dry till the kids are all 18.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:32