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Here's a true story for you all. I went to an appointment today because I am finding it hard to concentrate on stuff and the doc wants me to get checked out. I got the wrong day it isn't until Thursday 
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peter gabriel posted:Looks like you put a cloth filter on my cat Tuxedo cat's totally own, always dressed for a dinner party.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:47
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peter gabriel posted:Here's a true story for you all. Submit it to Readers Digest and give hundreds of retired accountants and middle school teachers a sensible chuckle. Maybe you'll also get  .
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Nov 4, 2015 01:49
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JazzPaws posted:Tuxedo cat's totally own, always dressed for a dinner party. The James Bond of the animal kingdom, 24 / 7 on it
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Othin posted:Submit it to Readers Digest and give hundreds of retired accountants and middle school teachers a sensible chuckle. Maybe you'll also get I'll post my top tips for re using tea bags and 10 ways to poo poo your pants without anyone noticing in the cinema as well
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Nov 4, 2015 01:50
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Bootcha posted:They can believe what they want at this point.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:52
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hahaha his eyes tells me he wants out ASAP. does he still work there?
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Nov 4, 2015 01:52
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So what exactly does Bootcha get by pretending to be an investor for 3 years? That's the most pathetic loving thing someone could do (though the SC true believers are pathetic enough to do it) and says more about the person who does it than the people who believe it. What's the end game? 'lol, totally pranked you!' 'You wasted 3 years of your life on this and Star Citizen is still a pile of poo poo.' There has to be a scam or a turn-around, like in Eve. Pretending to be an investor does nothing and you look doubly retarded when the project inevitably burns to the ground. These people have the worst critical thinking skills, but what do you expect from people who buy jpegs?
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Nov 4, 2015 01:53
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haha I know we all find Derek Smart entertaining as hell but did you people really give him thousands and thousands of dollars worth of ships? Check and mate, Derek Smart's revenge on SomethingAwful is complete. Revenge is a dish, best served cold!
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Nov 4, 2015 01:53
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Dapper Dan posted:So what exactly does Bootcha get by pretending to be an investor for 3 years? That's the most pathetic loving thing someone could do (though the SC true believers are pathetic enough to do it) and says more about the person who does it than the people who believe it. I dunno, I mean Star Citizen has pretended to be a game for 3 years so anything is possible
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Nov 4, 2015 01:54
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Blazing Ownager posted:haha I know we all find Derek Smart entertaining as hell but did you people really give him thousands and thousands of dollars worth of ships? It's an investment.
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Blazing Ownager posted:haha I know we all find Derek Smart entertaining as hell but did you people really give him thousands and thousands of dollars worth of ships? He needed some ships to keep up with the need to review. Meh I've spent money on worse. You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link. Nowhere near the top of that list though so I will sit in comfort with #27.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:55
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Dapper Dan posted:So what exactly does Bootcha get by pretending to be an investor for 3 years? That's the most pathetic loving thing someone could do (though the SC true believers are pathetic enough to do it) and says more about the person who does it than the people who believe it. hey man were the dumb ones here for not backing Star Citipaaaarrp
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Nov 4, 2015 01:56
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Blazing Ownager posted:haha I know we all find Derek Smart entertaining as hell but did you people really give him thousands and thousands of dollars worth of ships? i gave d.smart $2,500 worth of jpeg ships
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Nov 4, 2015 01:56
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Blazing Ownager posted:haha I know we all find Derek Smart entertaining as hell but did you people really give him thousands and thousands of dollars worth of ships? We thought he was different now...we were wrong. Im calling my lawyers atm to see what I can do.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:57
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Blazing Ownager posted:haha I know we all find Derek Smart entertaining as hell but did you people really give him thousands and thousands of dollars worth of ships? The Plan will work, we just need to have faith.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:57
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you better have a good space lawyer because mine is taking you to space court d.smart. see you in the verse
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Nov 4, 2015 01:59
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Blazing Ownager posted:haha I know we all find Derek Smart entertaining as hell but did you people really give him thousands and thousands of dollars worth of ships?  Would reddit lie to you?
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Nov 4, 2015 01:59
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G0RF posted:The scripted stuff seems to have tapered off-- with the exception of the Empire Report. I think even Sandi figured out she was embarrassing herself with those short little scripted bits, so she decided to focus on higher quality, non Sci-Fi related material like this. AP posted:Preparing the next sale doesn't take that long man, you just need the artwork to come back and then type a few paragraphs up, search/replace on potato, job done, relax with a coffee.
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Nov 4, 2015 02:00
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Mirificus posted:Karl doesn't seem to like the that your existence threatens to collapse their worldview Bootcha. Is this... really... one guy having a conversation with himself and using alts to vote it for visibility? I'm getting that sad feeling like when you realize CWC wasn't trolling.
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Nov 4, 2015 02:00
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Nov 4, 2015 02:00
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no star citizen no jpegs no blog no lawsuit no life
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Nov 4, 2015 02:01
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Why have you forsaken us derek??????
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Nov 4, 2015 02:01
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Kakarot posted:We thought he was different now...we were wrong
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Dongattack posted:no star citizen Someone put the suicide prevention thing back into op
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Nov 4, 2015 02:02
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I better get my gorram JAVELIN and every fracking one of my TALI'S back or Mr. Dr. Derek Smart won't want to see me in the 'VERSE if you know what I mean.
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Nov 4, 2015 02:03
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Othin posted:I better get my gorram JAVELIN and every fracking one of my TALI'S back or Mr. Dr. Derek Smart won't want to see me in the 'VERSE if you know what I mean. homicide
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Jimb posted:Is this... really... one guy having a conversation with himself and using alts to vote it for visibility? This dude is loving nuts, good thing for DS that he's in Germany. Or is he?
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Nov 4, 2015 02:03
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Seriously tho, Karl, you're a proud Star Citizen and noted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YamqppepDDg I suggest you get to it. 
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Nov 4, 2015 02:03
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Dapper Dan posted:So what exactly does Bootcha get by pretending to be an investor for 3 years? That's the most pathetic loving thing someone could do (though the SC true believers are pathetic enough to do it) and says more about the person who does it than the people who believe it. Karl's feeling insecure that there's someone who's seen his lord face to face, and has a better title than he does.
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Nov 4, 2015 02:04
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Imagine there's no Jpegs It's easy if you try Chris Roberts below us Above us only Sky You can see I'm a backer And I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will PARP as one
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Nov 4, 2015 02:04
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Bootcha posted:They can believe what they want at this point. That guy, and the rest of the redditors in the thread peeking in on you, singled you out for attention despite the fact that your investment is ultimately irrelevant. This fact never seemed to cross their minds when they decided to try to discredit you at best and have your money stolen from you at worst.
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Nov 4, 2015 02:04
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Okay Peter, I'm having my Reddit Legal CrewTM write up a demand letter. I know where you live, I know where your grandma lives in Boca. That's her in the wheelchair!  If I don't receive my cats or my money back, I'm going to go to the feds. Those cats are on the books of my brother in law's animal shelter as "fostered." If I don't at least get the adoption fees back, I'm ruined! And, the kitties went across state lines, that's FEDERAL! YOU'RE the Ringleader! I'm not going down for this, catFUCKER! Oh, and Derek? My legal team tells me that we have an open and shut case for nailing your rear end with tortoise interference! Help m get me the cats back, or you're done.
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Nov 4, 2015 02:05
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Blazing Ownager posted:haha I know we all find Derek Smart entertaining as hell but did you people really give him thousands and thousands of dollars worth of ships? I kept the pngs in reserve so no big loss.
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Nov 4, 2015 02:05
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I'm pretty hungry.
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Nov 4, 2015 02:07
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peter gabriel posted:Imagine there's no Jpegs I got all the way to the last line in his voice and then I just can't actually imagine it
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Nov 4, 2015 02:07
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I just got off the phone with Derek and legal is working overtime to get the post cleared before midnight. I quote "you guys are gonna love it, it's totally worth the wait, it will give Roberts a heart attack" end quote.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:I'm pretty hungry. same
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If reddit will buy matilda's bullshit they'll certainly keep buying the nonsense posted in this thread. Some goons too, apparently.
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