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Devian666: Aug 20, 2008; Take some advice Chris.; Fun Shoe

1500 posted:

We are waiting Derek

(Left to right: Hathor, Osiris, Anubis)

How's he even supposed to write a blog with 3 cats judging his writing?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:47

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JoeBangles: Mar 23, 2005; Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Decrepus posted:

In light of recent events I would like to make a vote of no confidence in D_Smart and call for him to resign from the upper echelons of the goon hierarchy.

Please make him turn in his badge and crystal. I'm not comfortable knowing that he has one of the crystals.

I will never t(h)rust again.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:47

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Decrepus posted:

In light of recent events I would like to make a vote of no confidence in D_Smart and call for him to resign from the upper echelons of the goon hierarchy.

Here here!

:gary:

PAAAARRRP

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:48

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Decrepus posted:

In light of recent events I would like to make a vote of no confidence in D_Smart and call for him to resign from the upper echelons of the goon hierarchy.

I motion to send this thread to the :gas:

chamber and begin a new one with Bootcha as the OP.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:48

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

hooooo boy this is real bad news

really did my back in good

if only something like a blog post were to appear to keep my mind off of the searing pain

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:51

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

That doesn't sound good. Over here I really shouldn't have eaten those giant breakfast tacos and drank that large glass of apple juice.

It happened about 20 minutes ago. It's late and I was hungry. But I ate too much. Now the reactor in my spaceship is going critical, if you catch my drift.

If only there was a blog post to read while I sit on this porcelain throne.

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Nov 4, 2015

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:55

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

DEREK! YOU FORGOT TO POST.

CiG HAS WON THIS DAY!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:58

Pogue Ma Hoon: Oct 17, 2013; I like a nice pair of slacks.

trucutru posted:

I motion to send this thread to the chamber and begin a new one with Bootcha as the OP.

Seconded.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:58

Biscuit Hider: Apr 12, 2005; Biscuit Hider

Derek Smart

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:58

Biscuit Hider: Apr 12, 2005; Biscuit Hider

Derek Smart...

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:59

Biscuit Hider: Apr 12, 2005; Biscuit Hider

Derek Smart!

WITH THIS WE SUMMON THEE!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:59

to0terfish: Apr 4, 2015; Pork Pro

We are dealing with the Swedish mafia. Maybe somebody should go check on him.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:00

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

TubeStank posted:

i just stretched and hurt my back ohhh hgod this isn't good folks

Sounds like you need a stretchgoal my friend.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:03

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 5 days!)

Im_drunk posted:

We are dealing with the Swedish mafia. Maybe somebody should go check on him.

This. I am honestly terrified the IKEA mafia have turned Derek Smart into a snazzy chair made of human bone and skin.

Does anyone have the catalogue number? I might want to buy it to commemorate his passing.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:05

Sedisp: Jun 20, 2012

This is my dog Churchill. He likes to sleep in boxes but he loves blog posts. For just a few words a day you can help him Derek.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:05

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

DancingShade posted:

This. I am honestly terrified the IKEA mafia have turned Derek Smart into a snazzy chair made of human bone and skin.

Does anyone have the catalogue number? I might want to buy it to commemorate his passing.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:10

Full Metal Boxers: Feb 20, 2007; COME LITTLE BITCOIN.... COME MY WAY.....IN THE MID NIGHT HOUR... I YELL NO NO NO... WITH A REBEL YELL I YELL MORE MORE MORE.... BIT COIN... I WANT TO FUCK YOU

trucutru posted:

I motion to send this thread to the chamber and begin a new one with Bootcha as the OP.

A challenge hath been issued

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:10

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Derek has self owned so hard, he should be exiled to reddit.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:12

ether: May 20, 2001

Rewriting your ~~POTATO~~blog to spite that bingochart takes time, just saying

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:12

Jegan Ace: May 6, 2014; Every non-lethal catapult launch is a triumph

Decrepus posted:

In light of recent events I would like to make a vote of no confidence in D_Smart and call for him to resign from the upper echelons of the goon hierarchy.

Upper echelons of goon hierarchy sounds super gay and really poo poo, and therefore he is better off remaining there in the company of shitlords.

Also, wow what an unexpected turn of events.

Not only does Croberts not deliver, but neither does Derek Smart. Petulant manchildren, the lot of them. We need Beer back, or gently caress - even Octopede as OP is fine.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:13

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Someone cut the power to his house and destroyed his blog post while he was offline.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:14

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

Wafflz posted:

Derek has self owned so hard, he should be exiled to reddit.

you monster

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:17

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

There's too many goons / too many people / making too many shitposts / and not enough love to go around. Can't you see...

This is land of confusion.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:22

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

trucutru posted:

I motion to send this thread to the chamber and begin a new one with Bootcha as the OP.

Third-ed. But we should hear from the arch goon before we banish him to FYAD island.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:22

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

Raskolnikov posted:

Nixie waiting for Derek's blog.

puppy is frustrated by delay of derek blog

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# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:22

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

I slept for 7 hours and still no blog post, how could he do this.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:24

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

Justin Tyme posted:

When I play video games with my friends such as CS:GO or Battlefield the one thing I really wish I was able to do is enact a really gruesome realistic first person rape scene on them

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# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:24

Bootcha: Nov 13, 2012; Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending; Grimey Drawer

Dusty Lens posted:

Investor sighting.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:32

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Maldoror posted:

same

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:33

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

thatguy posted:

Lock the thread, ban Derek, remove the gang tag, let Bootcha make the new thread.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:33

Mukip: Jan 27, 2011; by Reene

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce. We have been battlecruisered.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Maybe Derek's dead?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:35

Tarranon: Oct 10, 2007; Diggity Dog

Sedisp posted:

This is my dog Churchill. He likes to sleep in boxes but he loves blog posts. For just a few words a day you can help him Derek.

!!!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:37

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Maybe Derek's dead?

Cream soda and the guy in the wheelchair got their revenge. They couldn't allow Derek to cause any more problems for Star Citizen.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:38

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Let's talk Swedish Mafia.

quote:

"Indeed, Sweden has been pretty good at exporting its own, home-grown gangsters.

One of the first home-grown criminal networks to use mafia techniques such as threats and violence as a business concept was the Uppsala Mafia. Having started out by selling steroids at the gym, the gang eventually achieved worldwide notoriety after luring international companies into investing in Gizmondo, a company that built on the back of a handheld gaming console that barely reached the market.

In total, Gizmondo was drained of 1.6 billion kronor. The scam got international attention last year after Stefan Eriksson, one of the crew's top dogs, split his seven million kronor Ferrari Enzo in half, crashing into a telephone pole in Malibu, California while driving at 250 kilometres per hour."

Serious question: Is Derek dead or kidnapped? He was on the trail of new information in the hours leading up to his silencing. Promising to crack open the story with even more new information than we could handle...

This is all starting to get a little Dorothy Kilgallenish... Right when she was going to crack the big story...

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:44

jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

The swedish mafia rubbed Derek out. Bootcha go underground. They're coming for you next.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:44

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

jaegerx posted:

The swedish mafia rubbed Derek out.

That's how they do.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:53

Ayn Randi: Mar 12, 2009; Grimey Drawer

G0RF posted:

Let's talk Swedish Mafia.

Serious question: Is Derek dead or kidnapped? He was on the trail of new information in the hours leading up to his silencing. Promising to crack open the story with even more new information than we could handle...

This is all starting to get a little Dorothy Kilgallenish... Right when she was going to crack the big story...

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:54

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

RIP Derek Smart

Swedish Mafia took him out.

oh well...time for a new thread.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:57

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SquirrelGrip: Jul 4, 2012

RIP thread, you caught reddit aids

# ? Nov 4, 2015 08:06

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