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StealthArcher posted:Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, CA I'm taking it as you're volunteering to judge? :P
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:14 |
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crabrock posted:I'm taking it as you're volunteering to judge? :P Judging the utter destruction of my beloved hometown? gently caress yes, Judge Barry Plinkett is totes in.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:20 |
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also all the other stories.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 21:44 |
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crabrock posted:also all the other stories. Read irc you queefalot.
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Fort Bragg, California Coatzacoalcos, Mexico Valencia, Spain
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 22:06 |
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 22:10 |
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Incidentally, THIS HAPPENED TOO
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 22:13 |
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SON OF A-... guess I'm In.StealthArcher posted:Incidentally, You are the best thing to have happened around here.
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worlds_best_author posted:Jerk detected! This user is on your ignore list, click to view post anyway crabrock posted:I am adding you to my ignore list. If you enter a round that I am judging, I will ignore your entry. crabrock fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Nov 3, 2015 |
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Thyrork posted:In. Bartin, Turkey
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 22:24 |
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IN If only to fail and make the new people not feel bad.
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# ? Nov 3, 2015 22:35 |
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Oh no! There goes
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 00:42 |
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StealthArcher posted:Incidentally, Not enough drunken slurring to be a truly accurate rendition, but it's nice you could "make it your own" as the reality karaoke shows say. Also: In.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 00:43 |
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Signing up, sir.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:09 |
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yeah alright in
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:14 |
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I would also like a Kaiju-flashrule if you are giving them out. You can pick the monster or any of its traits. IDC.
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IN.
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Ironic Twist posted:God-Over-Here Brawl Deadline moved to Tuesday, Nov 10th, 2359 PST.
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Pacific RIN
kurona_bright fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Reykjavik, Iceland Agra, India Fumblemouse posted:Also: In. Ghandruk, Nepal WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Signing up, sir. Detroit, Michigan flash rule - your story must be NeonPunk. I don't think that's a thing, but plz make it one. Sitting Here posted:yeah alright in Valletta, Malta Leiden, Netherlands Bukavu, Democratic Republic of the Congo Sealand
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 06:11 |
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StealthArcher posted:Judging the utter destruction of my beloved hometown? gently caress yes, Judge Barry Plinkett is totes in. do voice crits
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 10:28 |
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do crit voices in
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sebmojo posted:do voice crits Well yeah, I mean, I've done one TD round and I'm now a judge. You bet I'm in for comedic stylings as a crutch. I mean, I'll do crits like everybody else, but vocal ones is totally how its going down. Fumblemouse posted:Not enough drunken slurring to be a truly accurate rendition, but it's nice you could "make it your own" as the reality karaoke shows say. Barry is not Harry.
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Fumblemouse posted:Not enough drunken slurring to be a truly accurate rendition, but it's nice you could "make it your own" as the reality karaoke shows say. fucki8n fight me you monstrous nonce, 600 words, five days who will judge
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:27 |
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sebmojo posted:fucki8n fight me you monstrous nonce, 600 words, five days who will judge MOJOMOUSE BRAWL You're both good writers, so this what you get for your prompt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D6Os-uzR60 Make me something out of that. Doesn't need to be a full story, but it's gotta be worth reading. 600 words, due in 5 days exactly (plus fifteen minutes for good measure), 4 AM Pacific Time, Nov 9th or for old man mojo 1 AM Kiwi Time, Nov 10th.
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quote:Detroit, Michigan
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:40 |
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Kiwibrawl Today is as Good a Day as Any, to Drown 500 words There were no waves to speak of, but the rain gave the flood-water the dappled texture of reptile skin. It lapped at the front fence as Stan trudged towards the shed. His little brick house sat on the apex of a lone hill, standing proud like the long red nipples on Eleanor’s perfect breasts. Previously it had afforded a panorama of town, but now all was grey water punctuated by the odd rooftop. He exhaled hard through pursed lips, blowing out his cheeks like a frog. He was in a pickle, and there was no use denying it further. He slammed the door shut behind him, bringing a deluge of rotted chunks of door-frame. Inside was nearly empty. Eleanor took everything while he was at work one day. She’d stowed it in another shed, one owned by some rear end in a top hat called Gerald. Gerald! Fucker even had a boat! The remnants were in a pile in the corner. He guessed they stunk of mildew, but all smells were stifled by the chill breeze off the flood-water. He dug out a blow up paddling pool, half of a kayak paddle, and a pair of floaties from Amelia’s swimming lessons. Eleanor had stopped taking her when the tantrums had got too bad. He smiled with the barest corner of his mouth; guess she regretted that now. There was a box too, well sealed with masking tape. He peeled it off into a ball the size of an orange, which stuck to one hand then the other until he shook it off with an inelegant flapping motion. Inside were a stack of department-store catalogues from when Eleanor modelled part-time. he flicked through the damp pages, and found one where she wore a sensible underwear set. He ripped it out and folded it into a little paper hat, which he balanced in his thinning hair. Eleanor’s face looked out from the middle like a skull and crossbones, with the leering smile of someone who knows exactly what they want. When he dragged his gear outside he could hear the distant buzz of an outboard. Squinting, and could just make out the white hull of Gerald’s stupid boat plowing through the water, carving wide parabolas around jutting chimneys and weathervanes. Eleanor leaned out from the bow, her hand raised to shield her eyes; a histrionic gesture under the black sky. poo poo. There wasn’t much time to get away from them. With one hand holding the hat to his head he threw the paddling pool into the deepening flood. He stepped in and it floated, for now. He pushed off with the paddle then thrashed at the water, throwing up spray and moving the makeshift vessel in a sad little circle. he heard her call his name. He stood up, fell, and stood again, floundering on thin PVC. As the speedboat neared he raised the paddle to the clouds, shook his fist and screamed. He was Stan, pirate-king of the flood, and they would never take him alive.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:30 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0N4twV28Mw In
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sebmojo posted:fucki8n fight me you monstrous nonce, 600 words, five days who will judge Tsk, tsk. You used to be a tall-walking thread sheriff, and now you're drowning in your own crapflood of shitposts. Time somebody cleaned up your mess, which makes me your worst nightmare - a mouse with a mop. (Also the mop is made of gigantic eels and I don't have proper fingers) Brawling inicated
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in. ty in advance for a cool and unique city
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spectres of autism posted:in. ty in advance for a cool and unique city Bern, Switzerland Good luck with a city surrounded by mountains. Dowhatthefuckiwant.txt
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Alexandria, Egypt Once the home of the world's greatest store of knowledge, now the home of your story's boot. On it's face. Pompeii, Roman Empire Circa 79 CE Vesuvius blows, Lava isn't what came out. Djeser posted:do crit voices San Antionio, TX A riverwalk, two Air Force bases, an Army fort, and a city of Don't Mess with Gun Toter Texans.
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In, I suppose.
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Parkour Lewis posted:In, I suppose. Guadalajara, MX Information industry, cathedrals, a meeting of religion and technology. Also second only to that pesky 'Uncreatively Named City' in people to bring to bear.
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Doha, Qatar
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