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Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

alphabettitouretti posted:

BOY I SURE HOPE I CAN HAVE A PARTY VARIANT OF MY FAVOURITE JPEG WITH DISCO BALLS AND RED LIGHTS FOR ALL THE CONSENTING ADULT SERVICES WHICH WILL BE TAKING PLACE.

Go gentle on them, it's probably the only way they'll ever get invited to a party

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fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

Sappo569 posted:

Go gentle on them, it's probably the only way they'll ever get invited to a party

... or get laid.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:38

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

Sappo569 posted:

Go gentle on them, it's probably the only way they'll ever get invited to a party

They can google image search 'party' and print out a picture. As good as the real thing.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:38

Mukip: Jan 27, 2011; by Reene

The Cutlass Purple includes a reception area, private recreational room and secure prisoner chamber. Take female players captive and earn credits. It's just a fact of life.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:39

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:39

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 4 days!)

Mukip posted:

The Cutlass Purple includes a reception area, private recreational room and secure prisoner chamber. Take female players captive and earn credits. It's just a fact of life.

Where's my Cutlass Hostel variant where kidnap victims are mutilated and killed for the twisted sexual pleasures of the 1%?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:40

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

fuctifino posted:

... or get laid.

Do Wolf plushies count?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:41

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

MeLKoR posted:

Hey, maybe he likes bullshit. He's a SC backer after all.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:42

Nickiepoo: Jun 24, 2013

Also milf.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:48

Meta-Mollusk: May 2, 2013; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

Just got to the part of the thread where Derek did a :gary:

PAAAAAAAAARRRP and it was good.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:49

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

alphabettitouretti posted:

BOY I SURE HOPE I CAN HAVE A PARTY VARIANT OF MY FAVOURITE JPEG WITH DISCO BALLS AND RED LIGHTS FOR ALL THE CONSENTING ADULT SERVICES WHICH WILL BE TAKING PLACE.

Look again. He doesn't say consenting adult. He says consenting human being. :pedo:

D_Smart posted:

Been busy all day. And legal wanted me to source some info in the article before making it live. That's all done now and it will go live in the morning.

http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/11/interstellar-pirates/

Goons:

cukP3fKiFQ8G

Heh, 'cuk'

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:49

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Incredible stuff, but if this is true it's amazing and the grey market is finished. Derek will need to put a new blog out asap. Link > You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:53

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Is that it? We are just posting these links to anyone who grabs an account and platinum now? Should have kept it to PM's.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 12:56

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

amazing.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:00

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

Sillybones posted:

Is that it? We are just posting these links to anyone who grabs an account and platinum now? Should have kept it to PM's.

No point in hiding it anymore I think, they're way too smart and able to crack in

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:04

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

https://vine.co/v/eP7v9Dd9UB3

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:04

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

AP posted:

Incredible stuff, but if this is true it's amazing and the grey market is finished. Derek will need to put a new blog out asap. Link > You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link.

Wow. If they go through with that, so many people are going to be pissed off. It could actually be a good thing for Star Citizen, as it might chase off the bad seeds. I can't believe he's leaking us info either, I really have to re-evaluate my perceptions of CIG staff.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:04

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

Xaerael posted:

Wow. If they go through with that, so many people are going to be pissed off. It could actually be a good thing for Star Citizen, as it might chase off the bad seeds. I can't believe he's leaking us info either, I really have to re-evaluate my perceptions of CIG staff.

I must have skimmed over that part in the blog, what is happening with the grey market?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:06

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

drat, I've missed the blog.

Mr. Derek Smart, can you PM me the password? I am a good goon.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:06

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

Mukip posted:

The Cutlass Purple includes a reception area, private recreational room and secure prisoner chamber. Take female players captive and earn credits. It's just a fact of life.

gently caress you don't touch my already molested Cutlass! leave her be!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:09

ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

Xaerael posted:

Wow. If they go through with that, so many people are going to be pissed off. It could actually be a good thing for Star Citizen, as it might chase off the bad seeds. I can't believe he's leaking us info either, I really have to re-evaluate my perceptions of CIG staff.

Frankly, it makes those Gizmondo connections look a lot more damning.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:10

Vire: Nov 4, 2005; Like a Bosh

what's the point of posting a blog but then password protecting it so no one can read it? Shouldn't you want the dumbass redditors to read it so they can freak out call you a liar and then tattle on you to roberts anyway?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:10

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Vire posted:

what's the point of posting a blog but then password protecting it so no one can read it?

opsec

for the secrets must be protected from reddit. because if they read it first, all hope is lost.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:11

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

Ayn Randi posted:

ahem

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:16

Jethro_E7: Dec 11, 2014

AP posted:

Incredible stuff, but if this is true it's amazing and the grey market is finished. Derek will need to put a new blog out asap. Link > You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link.

I don't think Derek could pull it off, even with that wild plan. If he does, it would devastate the market though. Expect to see RSI going at 20% or less, leading to a full scale collapse within a week.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:17

Vire: Nov 4, 2005; Like a Bosh

Oh wow some of the new stuff Derek has edited in since he changed the password is going to make reddit's head spin when they hear about it.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:18

TheLastRoboKy: May 2, 2009; Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

We're just pawns in Derek Smart's endless game of loving with Star Citizen discussing Reddit users.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:18

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

http://imgur.com/pOubzw4

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:19

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Thanks, Derek. The blog is simply mind-blowing.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:27

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Vire posted:

what's the point of posting a blog but then password protecting it so no one can read it? Shouldn't you want the dumbass redditors to read it so they can freak out call you a liar and then tattle on you to roberts anyway?

It's a pretty good troll

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:27

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

EminusSleepus posted:

http://imgur.com/pOubzw4

lmao

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:32

Vax: Dec 29, 2011; delicious!

Paladinus posted:

Thanks, Derek. The blog is simply mind-blowing.

Indeed. It is one of the best pieces of literature I read this decade, maybe my whole life even. Thanks Dr. D_Smart for typing these words for us.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:44

Photosyphilis: Jul 17, 2014; Science rules!

AP posted:

Incredible stuff, but if this is true it's amazing and the grey market is finished. Derek will need to put a new blog out asap. Link > You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link.

Had my Plat friend copy paste that for me. Idk man. That's some risk/reward shenanigans, but I think it'll be worth it. It's like watching a pleb-fueled soap opera. This could be the thing that mixes everything up at this point

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:48

Differo Cathedra: Oct 9, 2012; To be honest it was 4AM when I started making the gif and even I don't know what it's supposed to be about by the time I finished it an hour and a few GIS searches later

EminusSleepus posted:

http://imgur.com/pOubzw4

Magnificent.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 13:56

Nickiepoo: Jun 24, 2013

EminusSleepus posted:

http://imgur.com/pOubzw4

Bravo.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:00

Hammerstein: May 6, 2005; YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

D_Smart posted:

LOL!! I think he stayed up late waiting for the blog. He's such a tool. Now I've changed the password

Derek please PM me the new password. I need to read this as much as Lesnick needs a gastric bypass

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:04

kordansk: Sep 12, 2011

Vax posted:

Indeed. It is one of the best pieces of literature I read this decade, maybe my whole life even. Thanks Dr. D_Smart for typing these words for us.

What the hell were you reading? His plan was bad, and he should feel bad for releasing such trite and derivative work. In fact I just bought another 4 ships because my trust in Mr Roberts is so great.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:04

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

I guess I hadn't really put two and two together before. That blog blew my mind, and now that I look back on things, Croberts was giving away tell-tale signs of exactly what was going on the whole time.

Thanks for pointing out what should have been obvious for me a long time ago, Derek.

This one's for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:05