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Hammerstein: May 6, 2005; YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

LCL-Dead posted:

Blog blocked at work.

Do you work at CIG ?

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Hammerstein posted:

Derek please PM me the new password. I need to read this as much as Lesnick needs a gastric bypass

Deki posted:

I am not a good goon, but I'm worse at being a redditor, so can I have the link as well?

Derek's just posted the password on the secret forum.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:10

Karl_Ramseier: Aug 21, 2015; I don't have to work very hard at being an asshole. It comes naturally.

No practice needed.

Since Goons ruin everything, I'm pretending to be a Goon for Halloween!

D_Smart posted:

LOL!! I think he stayed up late waiting for the blog. He's such a tool. Now I've changed the password

Nope, I slept very well. Your blog is boring.

You're going to sink back into insignificance, but I am sure you're used to it. Have a nice day.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:16

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

3 posted:

ahem

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:20

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

LCL-Dead posted:

Blog blocked at work.

need to find another work!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:20

LCL-Dead: Apr 22, 2014; Grimey Drawer

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Nope, I slept very well. Your blog is boring.

You're going to sink back into insignificance, but I am sure you're used to it. Have a nice day.

lol at this smug little autist.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:20

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Can't post for 12 minutes!; Fan of Britches

duck monster posted:

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:21

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Nope, I slept very well. Your blog is boring.

You're going to sink back into insignificance, but I am sure you're used to it. Have a nice day.

Hey Karl, do you share your SA account with your brother in law?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:22

KiddieGrinder: Nov 15, 2005; HELP ME

If anything it'd be the opposite; if Smart's blog is accessed by anyone in the company, it notifies Sandi and all incoming and outgoing traffic is monitored.

What better way to find the mole. :ninja:

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:23

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Nope, I slept very well. Your blog is boring.

You're going to sink back into insignificance, but I am sure you're used to it. Have a nice day.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:23

Incombibulator: Dec 9, 2014; I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...; Grimey Drawer

Karl_Ramseier posted:

You're going to sink back into insignificance, but I am sure you're used to it. Have a nice day.

You gonna meet him there?
After all, it's where you live.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:23

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Paladinus posted:

Derek's just posted the password on the secret forum.

I don't know why I didn't check there. I have no idea where he got the document scans showing where You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this, but it's really damning.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:25

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

duck monster posted:

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:26

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Nope, I slept very well. Your blog is boring.

You're going to sink back into insignificance, but I am sure you're used to it. Have a nice day.

Derek Smart will live forever through his games.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:28

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

EminusSleepus posted:

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:32

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

The Kins posted:

i think that image may be altered

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:46

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

The Kins posted:

Pretty good, but could you add a little more jpeg to it? The value of my stockpile of jpegs fell drastically after Derek Smart released that bombshell, and I need to recoup my losses.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:56

Tarranon: Oct 10, 2007; Diggity Dog

lol at the blog. there still hasn't been any new juicy stuff since around citcon

can't wait to make the same jokes about redditors and shaved vaginas for a month

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:58

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Can't post for 12 minutes!; Fan of Britches

Tarranon posted:

lol at the blog. there still hasn't been any new juicy stuff since around citcon

can't wait to make the same jokes about redditors and shaved vaginas for a month

Parrrp is still good though.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:58

Starkk: Dec 31, 2008

blog is up

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Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

SneakyFrog posted:

Parrrp is still good though.

Praise be.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:59

Tarranon: Oct 10, 2007; Diggity Dog

SneakyFrog posted:

Parrrp is still good though.

that's the spirit

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:03

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

OhDearGodNo posted:

Foiled by those crafty Reddit detectives again!

That's him ~~in the wheelchair~~ with the backpack.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:04

Nickiepoo: Jun 24, 2013

There aren't going to be any bombshells here, just the slow paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp of project death.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:04

kordansk: Sep 12, 2011

JPEGs are currently in the Bull trap, but PNGs are heading out of the Bear trap, are starting to get media awareness - now is the time to invest in PNGs.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:06

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

That was the Star Citizen of blog posts. Relentlessly hyped, delivered late, derivative of previous works and failed to meet expectations. I guess in that sense it is a good, symbolic commentary on SC :shrug:

I give it two parps :gary:

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:09

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Lol that any of you thought the blog would have any news. Derek has consistently shared anything he's able to before he writes up those diatribes ever since he started posting here.

also: :gary:

PAAAAAAAAARRRP

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:11

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Yeah, the blog is less for goons and more for general public. It's a tidy summation of the thread complete with funny photoshops added for a good measure.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:19

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

Lodin posted:

Lol that any of you thought the blog would have any news. Derek has consistently shared anything he's able to before he writes up those diatribes ever since he started posting here.

also: PAAAAAAAAARRRP

Yes, this. It's not like they contained much info even before he showed up here, you had to dig through a lot of gumpf to find the occasional juicy nugget.

also also :gary:

PAAAARRRRRPPPP

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:19

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

There's always more and it's always less.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:25

TheLastRoboKy: May 2, 2009; Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Now we have to wait till November 30th for super fun legal recompense time to start? Bummer.

I did have fun showing my brother the Derek Smart OP for this thread though, he physically recoiled from the screen and it was hilarious.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:34

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

LCL-Dead posted:

Blog blocked at work.

It's live without a password.

Try this link: http://www.dereksmart.com/2015/11/interstellar-pirates/

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:34

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

quote:

Yeah didn't read most of that word salad, but:

"As we are now in the Nov deadline for the TOS conditions, this is my final request to you Chris:

Provide the financials for this project by Nov 30th, 2015.

Promise to issue no-questions-asked refunds to anyone who requests it between now and final delivery of the product.

Provide a firm date of delivery for this game. Saying that it�s coming in 2016, is completely unacceptable.

The minute you comply with all of the above, you have my word (I am old school like that) that I will consider the matter closed forthwith. And I will thus excuse myself from this whole thing, leaving you to deal with the impending consequences of your mistakes, over-inflated ego, and arrogance."

loving

Also you couldn't even give credit for the photoshops? Come on guy, you archive the entire internet when it pertains to you, so I know you have the information somewhere.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:36

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

OhDearGodNo posted:

Foiled by those crafty Reddit detectives again!

It's too easy to make fun of them now. Since the blog was going live anyway, the only reason that I didn't use the account spoiler tag is because it wasn't that big a deal and because I wasn't sure if all goons, regardless of account type, would be able to see it.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:36

Sarsapariller: Aug 14, 2015; Occasional vampire queen

See, all of you thinking Derek had run off with our spaceship donations- he's easily more reliable than Croberts. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, the grey market will never know what hit it.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:39

LCL-Dead: Apr 22, 2014; Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

It's live without a password.

Try this link: http://www.dereksmart.com/2015/11/interstellar-pirates/

I'm on a government computer and your website is categorized as a "Games" website. No bueno.

I'll check it at home during my lunch break. Thanks for the attempt though.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:39

Oscar Wilde Bunch: Jun 12, 2012; Grimey Drawer

LCL-Dead posted:

Blog blocked at work.

It's just a recap of this thread and his twitter feed. There's nothing new in it.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:43

BanjoFish: Nov 24, 2007

Hey Derek, serious question, who is your audience for these blogs? I assume you're getting more than just trackbacks from SA and Reddit?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:44

ether: May 20, 2001

LCL-Dead posted:

I'm on a government computer and your website is categorized as a "Games" website. No bueno.

I'll check it at home during my lunch break. Thanks for the attempt though.

https://translate.google.com/transl...s%2F&edit-text=

Good ol' google translate (if there is any accidental zulu in the page tough cookies :-))

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Hezzy: Dec 4, 2004; Pillbug

am i too late to hop on the cat bandwagon

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