I think I got a gift from Lowtax

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Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

So now I have an av and the grimey drawer tag out of nowhere. I doubt anybody's trying to screw with me because I'm a nobody and I also recently donated tenbux to the tax so he can buy a cloud.

I am kind of grimey but I can't draw so I think this is as underwhelming as promised. Thanks Lowtax! Anybody else who donated spontaneously sprout a strange av or am I a moron? I realize it could be both.

E: I just realized drawer could be referring to a drawer in a desk or something so yeah I'm probably a moron either way.

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Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

It's both, OP

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:30

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I am apathetic towards lipstick or while wearing lipstick, not sure.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:31

Hashtag GBS: May 10, 2015; by Lowtax

Testing if i have a tag

E:

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:32

Baxter: Sep 13, 2000

I got one too.

it was the herpes

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:32

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

Hashtag GBS posted:

Testing if i have a tag

Stop copying my avatar you loser get your own.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:32

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Tag Tag

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:34

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

all my drawers are grimy

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:36

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

heres a tip: dont set yourself on fire unless you want giggling retards buying you avatars all the drat time you loving idiots

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:37

Tite Barnacle: Jun 4, 2014; Meowdy Purrdner; Grimey Drawer

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

all my drawers are grimy

Same

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:37

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

If you set yourself on fire it's debatable who's the retard in that story.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:38

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Honky Dong Country posted:

If you set yourself on fire it's debatable who's the retard in that story.

its your mom, who i hosed in the butthole with my dick, genius

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:40

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Honky Dong Country posted:

If you set yourself on fire it's debatable who's the retard in that story.

Yes, we are the retarded ones, the non melted idiots

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:41

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Enfield posted:

heres a tip: dont set yourself on fire unless you want giggling retards buying you avatars all the drat time you loving idiots

Thanks and god bless

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:42

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Enfield posted:

its your mom, who i hosed in the butthole with my dick, genius

was your dick on fire at the time? or at any time really

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:42

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Wafflz posted:

was your dick on fire at the time? or at any time really

yeah it burns when i pee bc your mom has a infected bagina

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:43

ChairmanMeow: Mar 1, 2008; Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!; Lipstick Apathy

search the forums -OLD
it's a funny gift for every one

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:46

Fake James: Aug 18, 2005; Y'all got any more of that plastic?; Buglord

Is it the gift for donating? I tried donating a few dollarydoos but it kept changing my cart to $20. Wasn't sure if Lowtax was being sneaky or if it was a legit glitch but either way I cancelled.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:00

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Geoff Zahn posted:

Is it the gift for donating? I tried donating a few dollarydoos but it kept changing my cart to $20. Wasn't sure if Lowtax was being sneaky or if it was a legit glitch but either way I cancelled.

That's weird, did you try donating using a different browser? I haven't heard of that bug before.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:05

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Roly-poly crew checking in.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:08

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

ArbitraryC posted:

Roly-poly crew checking in.

How much do I have to donate to get this sick tag?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:11

Mylan: Jun 19, 2002

Ooh curious posting itt

Edit: nap ghosts are the best ghosts

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:11

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I chipped in 50 but on hindsight could have probably just bought archives, no adds, then donated 25 or w/e.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:12

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

congrats OP, its hideous

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:14

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Happy birthday everybody!

All of your tacos are safe with me.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:14

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Mylan posted:

Ooh curious posting itt

Edit: nap ghosts are the best ghosts

How much was nap ghosts?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:14

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Baxter posted:

I got one too.

it was the herpes

What I thought I was unique. I demand a recount.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:16

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

sup Grimey Drawer crew

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:18

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

i just donated. hope i can get a good one

yes!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:22

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Lowtax posted:

That's weird, did you try donating using a different browser? I haven't heard of that bug before.

im full of poo poo posted:

hey lowtax the donate link you posted in the announcement changes the amount you're donating after you click "complete checkout"

I put in $11 and it changed to $20
then I put in $10 and it changed to $5. clicked complete checkout again and it changed back to $10. clicked complete checkout again and it changed to $20. thought what the hell this thing is so insistent on getting me to donate $20 sure I'll do that, clicked complete checkout again, took me back to the enter payment info screen

it is all messed up and broken

Volte posted:

Is it fixed now?

edit: there was a truncated WHERE clause that was causing all the cart items to get overwritten with the price from whoever last tried to donate. The bug never came up in testing for obvious reasons. It shouldn't have caused any lasting issues, except if anyone actually managed to submit a successful donation transaction, it might not have flagged your account as having donated. If it ever comes up that you should have gotten a donation bonus or whatever and didn't, then we can deal with that later

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:24