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G0RF posted:"Wencome to the Advocacy Office, citizien. Do you have something to report?" That would be response branch ef1343a9-b1c5-49d4b7ec-3c482af9af27 — see it's so dynamic and unique that it even manages to predict and respond to this thread!
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Welcome to the Advocacy Office, citizien.
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alarumklok posted:BettysBigTits is the greatest unsolved heist of our time I'm like 100 pages behind, what is this and who is running Derek Smart out of the thread? Also can someone link me to the original wheelchair post?
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Alan Smithee posted:I'm like 100 pages behind, what is this and who is running Derek Smart out of the thread? You have missed so much...
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Nov 5, 2015 09:21
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update me I think the last big thing people were talking about was the Austin office move
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Alan Smithee posted:update me Someone was posing as a milf with fake tits to get free space ships from nerds for her "son" probably just to resell them. Never found out who And the guy in the wheelchair had a weird obsession with ds and posted poo poo on Twitter about him a bunch and ds whipped his cock of justice out and slapped him on the cheek with it
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Nov 5, 2015 09:29
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Alan Smithee posted:update me It is all about cats presently, a lot of  a Sandi adaption, Derek's top secret plans hidden behind a password you can only access if you have a premium account, Karl (who is in denial and wonderfully amusing when he denies Bootcha is an investor) and a new rule that all posts must be funny.
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Jethro_E7 posted:It is all about cats presently, a lot of how many times must you violate the all posts must be funny rule jesus christ
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Nov 5, 2015 09:38
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 This is Stuppsi. She likes to head-but things and people (hence the name, Stupps = bump in German). She also likes to beat up the neighborhood cats so hard, they don't come home for days but only if they intrude on her cozy snuggle nest, pictured above. She fears people, she doesn't know since she was adopted pretty much as a feral. However, she really loves being pet by people she knows, with exception of tummy rubs. She also really hates sales of mere concept art.  This is Asuka. She has a very indifferent attitude towards danger, not unlike her anime name-sake. Some years ago, she broke her back which lead to her hip bones(?) sticking out. This gives her a somewhat starved look, but otherwise, she's pretty much ok now. She likes sleeping on peoples laps but only if you have the correct Asuka-Lap-Snuggle-Support-Blanket at the ready. While wary of strangers, she is quite fond of being pet as well. She will cover everything around her in slobber if she enjoys herself. She really hates shaving pussy.  Asuka and Stuppsi, keeping a EDIT: Wohoo! Avatar!
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Nov 5, 2015 10:07
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Nice cattehouses
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Nov 5, 2015 10:23
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He could give birth to Sandy.
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Nov 5, 2015 10:28
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G0RF posted:"Wencome to the Advocacy Office, citizien. Do you have something to report?" Is Cryengine so broken that getting the script is this easy?
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Nov 5, 2015 10:29
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Thats an old pic, hes bigger now
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Kakarot posted:Thats an old pic, hes bigger now This post is outdated. He's bigger now.
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Nov 5, 2015 10:30
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G0RF posted:"Wencome to the Advocacy Office, citizien. Do you have something to report?" Fraud is an official game mechanic now. Which stretch goal was that?
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Nov 5, 2015 10:31
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Chalks posted:Fraud is an official game mechanic now. Which stretch goal was that? All of them.     
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Nov 5, 2015 10:39
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AP posted:All of them. There are no laws of physics in the 'verse, only suggestions
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It took a wait but it was at least two weeks faster than RSI support.imgur support posted:Hi there! no more takedowns right?
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Molotov Cock Tale posted:There are no laws of physics in the 'verse, only suggestions  
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cat status: lap
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New spaceship leaked.
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The best part about star shitizen is all this great day one game breaking problems, in a tech demo game
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Navraz posted:New spaceship leaked. Opening wallet 
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Nov 5, 2015 11:25
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Navraz posted:New spaceship leaked. F35's, mah very favourite ship.
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ewe2 posted:
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I see little difference to real life.  
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Chalks posted:Fraud is an official game mechanic now. Which stretch goal was that? Lol if you don't realize fraud will be massive part of the game unless they make insurance worthless
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BastionPete posted:Well, I lost access to my old account from 2007, so I thought I'd make myself a brand spanking new one to contribute to this discussion. I even bought premium so I could be privy to all the SuperSecretTM stuff going on. Hi Welcome
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Alan Smithee posted:update me who wanted a gift for her toddler but she took all their ships and delivered no tits oh god, what will they wank to. AP posted:All of them. MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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Nov 5, 2015 12:08
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list of mafia products https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ojxR84DJlX9i7Zu0ZrYkWPhKQUYIcK5bx5Ia8fQgimY/edit?pli=1#gid=1395346264
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I love weed. In other news, has anyone else seen this? Wulf's been focusing his negative energy or something https://twitter.com/Accelerwraith/status/656944147258089472
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Nov 5, 2015 12:20
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Phil Burn posted:I love weed. A fitting shirt for all of those nerds.
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I too approve of these perfectly mentally healthy individuals running around sporting a shirt that helps them to officially self-declare them to be a battle loser. Edit: I love how he has a big red PARODY in the text because he secretly shits himself already in fear of Derek suing him for trademark reasons or something and declaring it a PARODY will protect him from all harm. Hopper fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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EminusSleepus posted:list of mafia products Huh? How many ships exist in this non-game? Phil Burn posted:I love weed. He did a really lovely job. No surprise.
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That is a very good t-shirt idea. I envisage DickWulf simply being a goon running a long con to get a vast number of SC diehards to wear this t-shirt to the next citcon.
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Sillybones posted:Huh? How many ships exist in this non-game? How many do you need? I'm sure they can sell you a few concepts if you need something that isn't on the list.
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