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realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
Now everyone knows I wasted even more money here

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I'm glad I picked a funny number to donate even when I didn't know it would have any effect. I'm glad I live that kind of life

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I put in $5 because it was all I could spare at the time. I got paid again but :effort:

I blame the apathy :v:

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Giving money to Lowtax is one of the finer joys of life.

Spookyelectric
Jul 5, 2007

Who's there?
At last, I am a part of something greater.

Meh.

eselbaum
Jul 4, 2009

*boop*
Aw man. I want a fun tag! Or a bonzai buddy at least.

Also, leave to it goons to try to cRaCk the CoDe to figure out which amounts receive which tags. Y'all make me proud.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
My :8bux: made me a salad prong.

Actuarial Fables
Jul 29, 2014

Taco Defender
I probably should have gotten plat instead.

Oh well, enjoy the money! :)

DonnieJeffcoat
Jul 8, 2005
Salad Prong
This is amazing

Guy P. McMan
Sep 29, 2011
Oven Wrangler
Did I get one?

Edit: ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy P. McMan fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Nov 5, 2015

Notable Dom X
Apr 3, 2011

by exmarx
Buglord
oh word?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
How much money do we need to give to unlock :poopsmith:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

professor shark i like that av

thanks! :slick:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
So the different names correspond to the amount we donated?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

So the different names correspond to the amount we donated?

Yeah so far we know this much but there are still many mysteries to discover

5.03, 5.00 - Lipstick Apathy
6.66 - Buglord
7.11 - Pork Pro
8.00 -Salad Prong
9.11- Gary’s Answer
10.00, 3.34 - Grimey Drawer
12.81 - Plaster Town Cop
13.37 - Yams Fan
15.00 - Fallen Rib
16.90 - Clever Betty
20.00 - Fun Shoe
23.50 - Megamarm
25.00 - College Slice
42.00 - Gun Saliva
50.00 - Pillbug
100.00 - Nap Ghost
150.00 - Oven Wrangler

Bismuth fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Nov 6, 2015

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
yes and grimey drawer is the lowest

nevermind it's lipstick apathy, that makes sense

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
3.34 for Grimy Drawer? Isn't the minimum $5?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Baba Ganoush posted:

yes and grimey drawer is the lowest

Actually the sneetches with no stars upon thars are the lowest.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Marta Velasquez posted:

3.34 for Grimy Drawer? Isn't the minimum $5?

I think it was 6.66 + 3.34 = 10 (Grimy Drawer)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
if there isn't a special one for 69.00 then this whole thing has been a farce.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

if there isn't a special one for 69.00 then this whole thing has been a farce.

I'm amazed we've gotten 50, 100, and 150 but no 69 yet

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

If it's SEX HAVER then I think Lowtax will pull in quite a few new donations...

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
I'm tempted to spend 69$ just to solve this riddle

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



I typed in a random number and ended up with this.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Stealth Like posted:

I typed in a random number and ended up with this.

Please tell me the random number so I can add it to the list

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Professor Shark posted:

If it's SEX HAVER then I think Lowtax will pull in quite a few new donations...

I'd probably donate another $59.00 for that or similarly sex-themed message.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Bismuth posted:

Yeah so far we know this much but there are still many mysteries to discover

5.03, 5.00 - Lipstick Apathy
6.66 - Buglord
8.00 -Salad Prong
9.11- Gary’s Answer
10.00, 3.34 - Grimey Drawer
13.37 - Yams Fan
15.00 - Fallen Rib
16.90 - Clever Betty
20.00 - Fun Shoe
25.00 - College Slice
50.00 - Pillbug
100.00 - Nap Ghost
150.00 - Oven Wrangler

42.00 - Gun Saliva

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Weird that I didn't get one.

Panamaniac fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Nov 6, 2015

mirarant
Dec 18, 2012

Post or die
Still the undefeated king of bacon

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i aint even bought platinum

these hard earned monies go straight to pneumatic sex toys

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

VR Native American posted:

42.00 - Gun Saliva

Thank you you are a doll

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



Bismuth posted:

Please tell me the random number so I can add it to the list

$12.81

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Let's start making dumb theories to explain the names/money

Buglord = $6.66 = Lord of the Flies, Beelzebub

College Slice = $25 = 25% of a pizza, a large slice of low quality college cafeteria pizza

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
make $1.87 Thug Lord pls

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
7.11 = Pork Pro

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
anyone done 7.77?

Bishyaler
Dec 30, 2009
Megamarm
Let's see what 23.50 is.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Worth every cent my man for the poo poo I spam every day.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I think i gave someone a clever betty in a 711 parking lot for $17

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Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Finally I've made something of myself and it only cost :10bux:. God bless and see you all in the cloud

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