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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Capt. Sticl posted:

I'm not ashamed of my body.

He only sells bras, he doesn't wear them! :mad:

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


No. A bra is for ladies. Meet...the Bro.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sash! posted:

No. A bra is for ladies. Meet...the Bro.

MAN-ZIER!

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Those cookies are actually pretty terrible.

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


Oh, he dunks

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Ungratek posted:

Oh, he dunks

Oh yeah! Aye Doc couldn't jump at all before he got these. Aye Doc was like you.

Electromax
May 6, 2007
They isolate the muscles. The muscle has to grow... or die.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Electromax posted:

They isolate the muscles. The muscle has to grow... or die.

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

I think his son's older than he is!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

potee posted:

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

I think it's Dutch.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
All aboard the pain train! :toughguy:

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Tough it out! This is for real!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Aye Doc posted:

Tough it out! This is for real!

You lag, you drag!

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
For sale: A big...juicy...van

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Great news! Yeah, the strike has been settled. I'm going back to work!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Great news! Yeah, the strike has been settled. I'm going back to work!

How long have I been asleep? What--what year is this?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

potee posted:

Great news! Yeah, the strike has been settled. I'm going back to work!

SCAB! SCAB! SCAB!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


TMMadman posted:

How long have I been asleep? What--what year is this?

You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000 or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

Sash! posted:

You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000 or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?

How do you eat it... with your hands? :smug:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Slider posted:

How do you eat it... with your hands? :smug:

They're about to introduce some sort of robot butcher.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sash! posted:

You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000 or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?

Take toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it. And in ten thousand years, it will still be exactly the same because really, what else can they do?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

A bunch of Seinfeld cast members sent birthday wishes via video, email and phone to a terminally ill Seinfeld fan:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-calder/seinfeld-cast-will-restor_b_8631868.html

You can watch a lot of the videos at that link. Really sweet story :unsmith:

RIP Jim the Seinfeld fan

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Not even close, huh?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Ehud posted:

A bunch of Seinfeld cast members sent birthday wishes via video, email and phone to a terminally ill Seinfeld fan:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-calder/seinfeld-cast-will-restor_b_8631868.html

You can watch a lot of the videos at that link. Really sweet story :unsmith:

RIP Jim the Seinfeld fan

That's pretty awesome and the videos are actually quite good. They all still nailed the characters.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

potee posted:

Great news! Yeah, the strike has been settled. I'm going back to work!

How do you like your bagels NOW?? :smug:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Relayer posted:

How do you like your bagels NOW?? :smug:

HEYYY nobagelnobagelnobagel

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






potee posted:

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

He's probably gonna make me box a kangaroo.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

HEYYY nobagelnobagelnobagel

Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Ehud posted:

A bunch of Seinfeld cast members sent birthday wishes via video, email and phone to a terminally ill Seinfeld fan:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-calder/seinfeld-cast-will-restor_b_8631868.html

You can watch a lot of the videos at that link. Really sweet story :unsmith:

RIP Jim the Seinfeld fan

He was a delicate flower.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
ALEC BEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRG

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


A good John Houseman name

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Tippy toe!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Your father wears sneakers in the pool? :confused:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Root Bear posted:

Your father wears sneakers in the pool? :confused:

So, eventually these people came and somebody gave him mouth-to-mouth.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Sash! posted:

So, eventually these people came and somebody gave him mouth-to-mouth.

They revoked my membership. Root Bear too. You know, we can't go anywhere near there.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

They revoked my membership. Root Bear too. You know, we can't go anywhere near there.

Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I had a really loving weird dream last night and only just now realized it was literally the plot of a Seinfeld episode. I gave my friend concert tickets for my favorite musician because I thought I'd have other obligations, the other obligations fell through and I spent the rest of the dream trying to get them back. I finally succeeded because the friend I gave them to started seeing someone but I had to go to the show with his ex.

I had watched the super bowl tickets episode on tivo earlier that day.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Sharzak posted:

I had a really loving weird dream last night and only just now realized it was literally the plot of a Seinfeld episode. I gave my friend concert tickets for my favorite musician because I thought I'd have other obligations, the other obligations fell through and I spent the rest of the dream trying to get them back. I finally succeeded because the friend I gave them to started seeing someone but I had to go to the show with his ex.

I had watched the super bowl tickets episode on tivo earlier that day.

:stonk:

Good luck with all that...

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Sharzak posted:

I had a really loving weird dream last night and only just now realized it was literally the plot of a Seinfeld episode. I gave my friend concert tickets for my favorite musician because I thought I'd have other obligations, the other obligations fell through and I spent the rest of the dream trying to get them back. I finally succeeded because the friend I gave them to started seeing someone but I had to go to the show with his ex.

I had watched the super bowl tickets episode on tivo earlier that day.

I has a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me! :haw:

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