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am i crazy or do super devout christian girls always have really long hair countenance
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Nov 6, 2015 23:42
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dog buttz posted:ah. so they used a picture of her pre-pregnancy to bullshit you into thinking she did give birth. makes sense. And she already has the thoudand-yard-stare going on, so no need to fake that. And the look only gets more pathetic as more kids drop out of her.
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Nov 6, 2015 23:55
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A MIRACLE posted:am i crazy or do super devout christian girls always have really long hair that's how it is nearly every time I see them but rarely I will see them with the hair cropped at the shoulders. maybe they are being punished or smth
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Nov 7, 2015 00:15
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The picture in Walmart was obviously taken before the birth, but Jessa has had the baby. E! news covers it in their usual tongue-bath style.A MIRACLE posted:am i crazy or do super devout christian girls always have really long hair 1 Corinthians 11 posted:Follow my example, as I follow the example of Christ. It may be worth pointing out that while it is generally agreed that the Apostle Paul wrote the book of Corinthians, there is a great deal of speculation that this specific passage as well as a later one about womens' roles in the church may have been inserted by a different author at a later date, mainly because it sharply conflicts with other confirmed writings of his where he's cool with women taking leadership roles in the church and where he isn't continually appealing to religious law (in all his other writings he was very much a fan of God's Grace replacing law). Who would add such horrible things to his writings? I don't know. I can't imagine who in the early church might want women to to take a more subservient role.
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Nov 7, 2015 00:22
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Julet Esqu posted:It may be worth pointing out that while it is generally agreed that the Apostle Paul wrote the book of Corinthians, there is a great deal of speculation that this specific passage as well as a later one about womens' roles in the church may have been inserted by a different author at a later date, mainly because it sharply conflicts with other confirmed writings of his where he's cool with women taking leadership roles in the church and where he isn't continually appealing to religious law (in all his other writings he was very much a fan of God's Grace replacing law). Who would add such horrible things to his writings? I don't know. I can't imagine who in the early church might want women to to take a more subservient role. Want to see an evangelical christian's head explode? Point out how the bible as we know it today is the end result of centuries of ham-fisted editing by the catholic church during the dark ages, when mere possession of printed text was a capital offense if you weren't a scholar or member of the clergy/nobility.
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Nov 7, 2015 00:28
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I like how the Duggars have pretty much abandoned Josh. Pretty christian of them. Indeed. He dishonored his parents. Biblically speaking, they should have stoned him to death. Geoj posted:Want to see an evangelical christian's head explode? This won't even make them blink. Most don't even read the Bible, let alone have any sense of its history. They'll just say that God guided its contents to be what he wants it to be, then continue to just believe whatever they like, even if it is directly contradicted by the Bible. The Bible fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Nov 7, 2015 |
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Nov 7, 2015 00:34
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The Bible posted:Indeed. He dishonored his parents. Biblically speaking, they should have stoned him to death. There's still time for that if they haven't already used the family shovel.
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Nov 7, 2015 00:41
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Julet Esqu posted:Jessa finally had her first kid. It's a boy, but no word on the name yet. Jim Bob posing with a tabloid magazine cover about your delivery room drama while still pregnant kinda owns actually. Julet Esqu posted:The picture in Walmart was obviously taken before the birth, but Jessa has had the baby. E! news covers it in their usual tongue-bath style. its bad for men to wear hats! also women shouldnt cut their hair but men should because... because gently caress you god told me! he said it was super duper important! shiksa fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Nov 7, 2015 |
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Nov 7, 2015 02:06
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shiksa posted:its bad for men to wear hats! also women shouldnt cut their hair but men should because... because gently caress you god told me! he said it was super duper important! This is the reason behind the "tonsure" haircuts for various holy men. So at least they tried! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsure
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Nov 7, 2015 02:15
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...b-11oz-boy.html Oh God that voice.
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Nov 7, 2015 02:51
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its seriously creepy also how did they get the call also this is what hospitals were invented for
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Nov 7, 2015 03:01
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XMNN posted:also this is what hospitals were invented for Then why did they spend all that time sending in box tops to get that fake midwife certification? I mean luckily God had actual doctors standing by to handle the actual work. But praise Jesus, that fake midwife course paid for itself! 1 for 1! It should be like those libertarians who refuse to pay for fire services, then stamp their feet in the street when their houses burn down and the fire service refuses to put out the fire. Unfortunately there has to be blood for the blood god for word to get out that maybe fake midwife courses are loving dangerous if things go pear-shaped.
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Nov 7, 2015 03:23
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A MIRACLE posted:am i crazy or do super devout christian girls always have really long hair they take in the butt and the hair is good for tempo
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Nov 7, 2015 03:36
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The Bible posted:Indeed. He dishonored his parents. Biblically speaking, they should have stoned him to death. First, awesome Username/Post combo. Second, I'm sure there are many MANY people who would gladly throw the first stone.
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Nov 7, 2015 04:37
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In true SVU fashion, I called the ending the second I saw the pastor and his gosh-darn-aren't-I-just-the-holiest-motherfucker-in-the-room smarmy-rear end punchable face. Did not see the other daughter being the youngest kid's mom coming but I probably should have. If you can't take inspiration from rumors about Sarah Palin, you're just not doing your job, SVU.  Also SVU has now gotten a bit too meta; they referred to the Duggars by name in the beginning of the episode, but still used the episode as a Duggar analogue down to the oldest son's stint in a "Christian rehab" for dirty thoughts.
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Nov 7, 2015 05:49
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I like how the Duggars have pretty much abandoned Josh. Pretty christian of them. Whats funny is that if there had been no media backlash they would have embraced him with open arms and blamed his wife. How is the whole selling off the house so that she doesn't get any property or money in the potential divorce thing going, by the way?
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Nov 7, 2015 06:09
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XMNN posted:its seriously creepy holy poo poo dude, that phone call holy shiiiiit
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Nov 7, 2015 06:31
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A MIRACLE posted:holy poo poo dude, that phone call I can just see her bug-eyed stare saying this in that "calm" baby voice, not even existing anymore. I wonder, is this what people locked up in mental institutions for life are like? Or are they better off? I'm going with yes.
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Nov 7, 2015 06:39
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From that article. That body language. Michelle: "I want to die why wont anyone let me die. I hate this man that is touching me it disgusts me. Please let me die." 
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Nov 7, 2015 06:43
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cumshitter posted:wow he's like 23 or something in this he totally committed himself to that haircut I think it was Calvin Trillin who wrote that you can always tell when was the happiest time in a man's life because that's the hairstyle he sticks with for good
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Nov 7, 2015 07:24
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Thin Privilege posted:From that article. jimbobs face is so god drat unsettling
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Nov 7, 2015 07:56
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I think they mention the duggars having a scandal like that so Jim Bob can't sue. "See, it's not about Jim Bob and his pack of yokels. Totally different family".
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Nov 7, 2015 10:31
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i lust for duggar hair
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Nov 7, 2015 11:54
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Rambling Robot posted:i lust for duggar hair I would say "so does Josh", but something tells me he's the "shaved bald" type of guy.
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Nov 7, 2015 12:13
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I would say "so does Josh", but something tells me he's the "shaved bald" type of guy. He has the hands-on approach America needs. America needs more families like the Duggars. We need families that turn to God in times of crisis. Families that rely on each other and are united under the care of loving and sacrificial parents.
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Nov 7, 2015 12:18
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WATCH VIDEO EXCLUSIVE JESSA DUGGAR SEEWALD RUSHED TO HOSPITAL DURING CHILDBIRTH 11/7/15 3:56 AM PST 680 Jessa Duggar delivered a baby boy Thursday night, but it wasn't easy ... we've learned she tried giving birth at home but there were complications and she was rushed to the hospital. We're told Jessa was taken by ambulance from one of the Duggar homes in Fayetteville, Arkansas to the local hospital. It's unclear what happened, but we do know she was trying to do a home birth. The baby weighed in at 9 lbs 11 oz  and measured more than 21 inches, so it just may have been too big.Jessa married Ben Seewald last year. It's their first kid together and if she follows in her mom's footsteps ... it probably won't be their last. I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Nov 7, 2015 |
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Nov 7, 2015 13:16
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She couldn't even get the first one out how is she gonna handle the other 20?
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Nov 7, 2015 14:06
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Jill had a hosed up home birth that ended up in the hospital after 70 hours too. She needed a c-section. And Josh's wife literally gave birth into a toilet. God's people.
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Nov 7, 2015 14:16
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XMNN posted:also how did they get the call 911 calls are public record. don't know the process but you can just ask for them. i routinely make fake calls about how i hurt my giant dick just to get the info out there. Michelle is creepy calm and sounds like she's on painkillers or something but childbirth is just another day for her.
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Nov 7, 2015 14:33
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Reverse Centaur posted:
how fitting.
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Nov 7, 2015 14:55
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have your priest bless the toilet tank and it's a one stop birth and baptismal station
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Nov 7, 2015 14:59
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Wouldnt the water loss its holiness after the first flush? Just drop a cross in the tank should take care of that though right?
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Nov 7, 2015 15:19
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Wouldnt the water loss its holiness after the first flush? Just drop a cross in the tank should take care of that though right? At the same time, if holy water can be spread, one blessed flush is all anyone would need. 
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Nov 7, 2015 16:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bOCxhYnE90
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Nov 7, 2015 16:37
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Jim Bob calls them by their loving numbers? Holy poo poo.
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Nov 7, 2015 17:14
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:At the same time, if holy water can be spread, one blessed flush is all anyone would need. Everyone get a cross and put it in the tank now. It is our christian duty to spread holy shits across the world.
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Nov 7, 2015 19:29
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Geoj posted:Want to see an evangelical christian's head explode? Such as Genesis 1 (God created the world in 7 days) being written hundreds of years after Genesis 2 (Adam and Eve) or how many Bible stories closely resemble older BabylonIan myths. Just to stay with the Genesis example, in the first part it says God created man and woman at the same time, but Genesis 2 has Adam first. Which lead to the myth that Adam had a first wife named Lilith who displeased him. So instead of just saying the two accounts were written at different times by different people and don't match, they created a whole new character. It's like George Lucas wrote it. I'm all for religion and the like, but it's crazy how many people think the Bible is an infallible historical document.
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Nov 7, 2015 22:14
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Does Jim Bob Bob for pussy?
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Nov 7, 2015 22:35
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If somebody marry his sista, no matta his fadda's girl o his mudda's girl, an dey make sex togedda, az shame fo dem. You guys gotta cut dem off in front all da peopo, so dey not dea peopo no moa. Da guy make his sista shame, so he get da blame fo dat. jim bob
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Nov 7, 2015 22:35
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Nobody suppose to go nea one close ohana fo make sex wit dem. I Yahweh, da God dass fo real. You betta not make sex wit yoa sista, no matta her yoa fadda's girl o yoa mudda's girl, no matta she grow up da same house wit you, o anodda place.
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Nov 7, 2015 22:37
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