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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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cheese

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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002




No ty it makes me poop too much

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



https://twitter.com/fart/status/22796812899

this confused me

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
twitter confuses me also

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
how old is the eggman he looks like a 14 year old

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
In Bristol. It is raining, a lot. Have hidden from it in a pub only to find the pub has run out of beer. My day so far has been problematic.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Pistol_Pete posted:

In Bristol. It is raining, a lot. Have hidden from it in a pub only to find the pub has run out of beer. My day so far has been problematic.

please tell me what pub in bristol ran out of beer so i never go there

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
It was the Slug & Lettuce so probably my own fault. Have now found a better pub called Small Bar Big Beer and the sun has come out, so things are looking up.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I am forty minutes early for a late train

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Have a relaxing sit down. Try some meditative breathing.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

I am forty minutes early for a late train

*browse the magazines in WH Smith*
*pace up the platform and back down again*
*check your watch and refuse to believe that time could be passing so slowly*

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


*sit in the station pub nursing a pint and staring into the middle distance*

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?
*discover there's a paperchase in the station, browse, then realise your train's about to depart and have to sprint all the way across the station*

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

I am forty minutes early for a late train
this is how i ended up reading a clive cussler novel, it was mediocre and i never finished it

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

The John Lewis Advert is making me very angry

balloons don't work like that

old man is dead from no oxygen and decompression and no food

ffs

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



CancerCakes posted:

The John Lewis Advert is making me very angry

balloons don't work like that

old man is dead from no oxygen and decompression and no food

ffs

http://www.theguardian.com/media/tvandradioblog/2015/nov/06/john-lewis-christmas-advert-who-is-moon-hitler

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


i dont like how the john lewis advert has subtly usurped the coca cola advert as the harbinger of christmas

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i hate christmas and adverts so you can imagine how i feel about combining the two

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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merry xmas to all y'all

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm watching pacific rim and the scientists just appeared and i want to murder them both

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


im watching fast and furious 6 vroom vroom

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


We're watching the departed, I'm sure I've seen it before but can't remember anything about it

Excellent soundtrack

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

is there anything djf wont beat with a rubber hose

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
this film is so loving dumb

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


don't say that you might offend internet film nerds!!!!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Jose posted:

i'm watching pacific rim and the scientists just appeared and i want to murder them both

but charlie! what a bozo you are

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i assume it was meant to be incredibly cheesy

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i like how the cities have absolutely no defenses that aren't giant robots

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


I am watching red dwarf series 6.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Jose posted:

i like how the cities have absolutely no defenses that aren't giant robots
its the logical first defence

also

im dogsitting a rescue with abandonment issues. she's lovely though

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


post the dog

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i learnt all the flags

all of them

every last one

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Vitamins posted:

post the dog

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i like dogs with eyebrows they always look like theyre making a face

Vitamins
May 1, 2012



nice doggy :3:

in other animal related news there is an owl sat in a tree nearby that keeps screeching and it is very silly and annoying

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Pistol_Pete posted:

It was the Slug & Lettuce so probably my own fault. Have now found a better pub called Small Bar Big Beer and the sun has come out, so things are looking up.

Small Bar is a good pub

Royal Navy cross the road is great too, theres tons of great pubs in Bristol

Its 10:30pm and im still brewing my 14% imperial russian stout because i kept getting a stuck mash :negative:

Fluo fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Nov 7, 2015

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Vitamins posted:

nice doggy :3:

in other animal related news there is an owl sat in a tree nearby that keeps screeching and it is very silly and annoying
the owls in the cemetery by me hoot to each other, but ive never heard screeching

used to live in a house with a fox alley and those were really bad for screaming in the middle of the night

not as bad as the school over the other side though, theyd all start being really loud at like 11 while i was trying to get some quality lying in time

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Vitamins posted:

nice doggy :3:

in other animal related news there is an owl sat in a tree nearby that keeps screeching and it is very silly and annoying

rapey screams? barn owl.

short & high pitched peeps is a tawny, they'll be marking out nesting territories now

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
jarlsberg is the best cheese with holes in it

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Vitamins
May 1, 2012


XMNN posted:

the owls in the cemetery by me hoot to each other, but ive never heard screeching

used to live in a house with a fox alley and those were really bad for screaming in the middle of the night

not as bad as the school over the other side though, theyd all start being really loud at like 11 while i was trying to get some quality lying in time

I hate the sound of foxes screaming its really loving creepy. and they poop on the garden too


Ratjaculation posted:

rapey screams? barn owl.

short & high pitched peeps is a tawny, they'll be marking out nesting territories now

ii think it must be a tawny from your description, thanks!

owls are cute :3: but very loud

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