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Nov 6, 2015 22:58
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 "Sweet red bean rice cake gone seriously wrong"  "Sweet sundae ramen"  ps: 
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Nov 6, 2015 23:27
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diabeetz posted:A Collection of Ideal Combinations Would w weed.
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cash crab posted:Family, we are having eggs with a different look today. For supper we will have meatloaf with a familiar visage
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Nov 7, 2015 01:22
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Peanut butter pork chops.
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Schubalts posted:Is that being served on a pizza stone or something? It's a plate.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Family, we are having eggs with a different look today. For supper we will have meatloaf with a familiar visage That is a meal I simply cannot countenance.
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No joke, I would get so excited it was like christmas all over again for me when my dad would bring home leftover IMPs. It was better than anything my mother could cook and some of them came with full sized kitkats. poo poo was awesome.
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As someone whose first job was as a cook in a Chinese restaurant and learnt to cook some amazing things I cannot now recreate those amazing meals as I have NO IDEA what was in those mystery bottles of sauces etc. Sometimes I do not want to, sometimes I don't care and want to eat the glorious foods we ate between serving lovely fast food to the customers. Unrelated military food chat: And after that I joined the Australian Army. I LOVED LOVED LOVED mess food, it was the best poo poo I had eaten but I might be bias after doing 5 years in a catholic country boarding school. But my god they had it down perfect. Loved it. MREs were something I got used to and grew to love, but the worst poo poo ever was the food when our platoon was on a training exercise within base boundaries but couldn't get back to mess in time for chow. We called the hot-box food. Have you ever eaten a hamburger fully loaded with meat and salad that has been indvidually wrapped in al-foil and put in a steamer to keep it warm while you stand by doing your job knowing that your lunch is turning to steam in a sealed box sitting in the sun and cannot do anything about it. Worst loving food ever. Give me powdered mash potatoes (Deb) and some traps/free fire rules and I could make a better meal for us and still complete whatever cert we were doing. In conclusion: Mess food = awesomely balanced diet and tasted great MREs = meh but I can eat it all the time, I am not a fussy man Interim meals = liquid making GBS threads platoon. I am now a very spoilt man who lives in mining camps with amazing food menus each night. If there is one thing coal mining companies have learnt is: DO NOT PISS OFF remote area workers. We even have theme nights! And I realised one of the 'chefs' was a polish chef I worked with a decade ago when I was washing dishes at a resort as that was the only job I could get directly out of the army in short time. Send me MREs all day every day and I will eat them on camera.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I'd give that a go. Doesn't look very stellar but I bet it tasted great. Some extra ginger (or galangal, lemongrass, kaffir lime leaves and shallots is usually in recipes though, but I skip them as I'm not that fussy.) But at least do the fish sauce, curry paste, Thai dark soy E: and coconut milk. Fo3 has a new favorite as of 15:13 on Nov 7, 2015 |
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Nov 7, 2015 15:05
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Fo3 posted:Please don't. What you want is pra ram. A bit of Thai red curry paste, some toasted crushed peanuts (unsweetened peanut butter will do), some thai dark soy sauce and some vinegar or lemon juice, fish sauce, palm sugar and a bit of coconut milk. That is entirely too many things to consider when I am hungry.
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Fo3 posted:Please don't. What you want is pra ram. A bit of Thai red curry paste, some toasted crushed peanuts (unsweetened peanut butter will do), some thai dark soy sauce and some vinegar or lemon juice, fish sauce, palm sugar and a bit of coconut milk. Translated since this the Anti-Food Porn thread: Lemon chili garlic ginger into a bowl (Your choice of fresh or dry) bit of soy sauce/fish sauce/worcestershire/some kind of fermented Umami sauce and peanut butter, sugar to taste (NOT TOO MUCH) whack it on the chicken/fowl throw in the oven wait till brown. Bam Chicken Satay, essentials in bold. To make it a dipping sauce for grilled chicken/anything use Coconut milk or water, but cook to thicken.
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Nov 7, 2015 20:01
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The "Injera" looks very like sliced, fried haggis. Which is loving lovely until someone spunks all over it.
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Ohnonotme posted:The "Injera" looks very like sliced, fried haggis. Which is loving lovely until someone spunks all over it. Why would anyone jizz on haggis
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PCOS Bill posted:Why would anyone jizz on haggis they needed to get in them guts
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PCOS Bill posted:Why would anyone jizz on haggis No idea, but it could be garlic sauce - I lived in Scotland for 5 years and if you weren't getting a kebab after a healthy night of drinking, you got a Haggis Supper. Sausage shaped, battered and deep fried haggis, with whatever sauce you wanted. It was fantastic.
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Nov 7, 2015 23:35
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 There are two ingredients here and I can guarantee you that one is not piss. Who wants to guess at what's in it?
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Nov 8, 2015 01:31
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Dabir posted:
Is the other ingredient piss?
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I'm not saying that it is, I just won't guarantee that it isn't.
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Nov 8, 2015 01:35
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Dabir posted:
Vodka and weed?
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Nov 8, 2015 01:50
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Dabir posted:
Spitchup and piss? You only said ONE ingredient wasn't piss...
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Nov 8, 2015 02:02
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Dabir posted:
Sewage and swamp water.
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Nov 8, 2015 02:08
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Dabir posted:
Dishwater and coffee grounds.
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Nov 8, 2015 02:16
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Mop water and tears.
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Nov 8, 2015 02:23
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Dabir posted:
Soylent and piss.
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Nov 8, 2015 02:55
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Dabir posted:
Shame and disappointment, with a little piss.
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Nov 8, 2015 03:03
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Calling your bluff, both ingredients are piss. ninja edit: fries were huge 
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Nov 8, 2015 08:43
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chicken parmanent brain damage
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If thats a mudslide in the glass, that might be from sandra lee's cookbook. I feel bad about that joke, because holy poo poo that lady has had quite a life. But I don't understand why she's a tv chef.
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FetusSlapper posted:If thats a mudslide in the glass, that might be from sandra lee's cookbook. I feel bad about that joke, because holy poo poo that lady has had quite a life. But I don't understand why she's a tv chef. I was thinking eggnog
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FetusSlapper posted:Vodka and weed? Alter Ego posted:Spitchup and piss? Lonely Virgil posted:Sewage and swamp water. Sleeveless posted:Dishwater and coffee grounds. Picnic Princess posted:Mop water and tears. Dienes posted:Soylent and piss. Plinkey posted:Shame and disappointment, with a little piss. It was diet coke and orange juice you big weirdos.
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Nov 8, 2015 15:24
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I can't stop seeing it as a hamburger bun.
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Pomp posted:chicken parmanent brain damage This sounds like something from a 90s zine.
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Euggh. Is that eggnog? Dabir posted:It was diet coke and orange juice you big weirdos. But like... after you drank it, right? So that it is now piss?
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Dabir posted:It was diet coke and orange juice you big weirdos. So you lied about it not being piss?
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Orange juice is not piss.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:So you lied about it not being piss? Calling Diet Coke piss is an insult to urine.
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There's a reasonable low calorie compromise. Try Coke Zero.
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