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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


My post-Jeff Gordon NASCAR allegiance will permanently and irrevocably belong to the first driver who, when booed, goes back up the steps/ramp on the pre-race stage after demanding respect from the booing masses. :toxx:

I need to watch more wrasslin'.

ayn rand hand job posted:

did nbc just show a commercial for a new drama involving the lives and careers of a chicago area hospital and emergency room

It "completes the trilogy"! It joins Chicago PD and Chicago Fire.

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

CBJSprague24 posted:

My NASCAR allegiance will permanently and irrevocably belong to the first driver who, when booed, goes back up the steps/ramp on the pre-race stage after demanding respect from the booing masses. :toxx:

I need to watch more wrasslin'.

Fun fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdvqTNSU-Gg

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

I need to watch more wrasslin'.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xuq4fg

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I love that both old racers and old wrestlers love talking about their great runs in Memphis

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

Everything was better before Bill France Jr ran all the territories under.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I hated Jimmie Johnson's crowd-killing heel reign where he just went over absolutely everyone.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Alain Post posted:

I hated Pierre Levegh's crowd-killing heel reign where he just went over absolutely everyone.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

In this scenario does Brian France = Shane McMahon because that explains a lot

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

kidcoelacanth posted:

In this scenario does Brian France = Shane McMahon because that explains a lot

Brian France = Kim Jong Un is actually shockingly accurate.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

kidcoelacanth posted:

In this scenario does Brian France = Shane McMahon because that explains a lot

No, because Shane was smart enough to get the hell out. Brian is the Billion Dollar Princess.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Mike Helton as Gorilla Moron

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


http://www.motorsport.com/nascar-truck/news/chase-like-format-being-considered-for-nascar-trucks/

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

NASCAR determined to not let anything remotely interesting happen to the Xfinity series ever

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

Anyone got that Psyduck exploding into more Psyducks gif?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
How can we ruin the last good NASCAR series?
:suicide:

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go

kidcoelacanth posted:

NASCAR determined to not let anything remotely interesting happen to the Xfinity series ever
Preventing it from having the chase format would probably make it the best series.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
That is some lovely luck :stare:

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Somewhere, Matt Kenseth just took a sip of a drink, grinned, and having a massive boner.

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe
Someone check Matt Kenseth's hands to see if they have any tire residue on them

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Kenseth is on the spotter stand with a smoking sniper rifle. His job is done.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CactusWeasle posted:

That is some lovely luck :stare:

What did I miss

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

kidcoelacanth posted:

Kenseth is on the spotter stand with a smoking sniper rifle. His job is done.

He was in the grassy knoll in Dealy Plaza.

ayn rand hand job posted:

What did I miss

Logano blew a tire, in the garage.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

BMB5150 posted:

He was in the grassy knoll in Dealy Plaza.


Logano blew a tire, in the garage.

There is a god

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

What the hell is going on?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
tire wars

tire wars never help

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


Race is already nutty. Looking like a "pray to god you finish" type of day

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Someone explain to me how that was a caution

mischief
Jun 3, 2003
They waved that yellow flag.

Duh.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Is Goodyear now making poo poo tires to spicen this chase up now?

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Goodyear : Our tires will explode and kill your family

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
lol no caution

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

hope y'all are into a repeat of fan favorite race The Brickyard 2008

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
goodyear excuse, first draft: "there hasn't been much running on the racetrack"

don't let the Trucks or Xfinity drivers know that

Exi7wound
Aug 22, 2004

LOGANO
Remember my name... you'll be screaming it later.
We're Goodyear. We don't make mistakes.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ySO3eYyzvI

kidcoelacanth posted:

NASCAR determined to not let anything remotely interesting happen to the Xfinity series ever

Nothing needs to happen! It's GREAT with the showdowns between the Cup drivers and guys like Regan Smith, who hasn't finished outside the Top 20 since July (and not outside the Top 10 since the Glen) and has no ride next year! All those young kids who see their careers stall out and they wind up in a backmarker go toe-to-toe with the best in NASCAR every week? PERFECT!

kidcoelacanth posted:

Kenseth is on the spotter stand with a smoking sniper rifle. His job is done.

Anybody know what Patricia Driscoll's up to?

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Nov 8, 2015

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

BMB5150 posted:

Logano blew a tire, in the garage.

:kheldragar:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

Logano died on the way back to his home planet.

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik

kidcoelacanth posted:

hope y'all are into a repeat of fan favorite race The Brickyard 2008

I was in the stands in turn one. The crowd was ugly.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Brian Scott in 10th

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

devmd01 posted:

I was in the stands in turn one. The crowd was ugly.

I mean Indiana sucks but no need to call them names

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