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Yeah, it's not like CR is disliked by publishers for a reason. No sir.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:50
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Have I missed anything in the last 200 or so pages?
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Nov 9, 2015 04:54
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A Neurotic Jew posted:the amount of time it takes to make a videogame keeps increasing. That graph is also completely wrong. For example Fallout 4, GTA V, etc didn't began after the previous iteration. Also, Eve online was beta in 3 years, released the 4th. I need to remember to make a better graph than that lovely one the cult links (it says "source: Wikipedia" which is laughable).
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Nov 9, 2015 04:55
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With this one weird trick you'll make a fortune of jpegs. Other video game devs hate it!
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Nov 9, 2015 04:57
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Im_drunk posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/294701/tired-of-waiting/p1 its always 2 years. time keeps shrinking for the true believers lets ignore the fact that the kickstarter ended in nov 2012 and before that croberts said he had been working on it for a year 4 years and nothing to show for it except baby poo edit: A Neurotic Jew posted:the amount of time it takes to make a videogame keeps increasing. this too
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Nov 9, 2015 05:03
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Refund update: Sent another email to CIG, fresh chain this time, no reply. Informed them that I've begun the dispute on all payments to CIG through paypal. Fast forward a couple of hours, sitting at home working on a new desk and I see an email update from "support". Excited. Open email. It's another automated response from CIG informing me, along with the others who I assume have been waiting for 1 month plus at this point, that we are still not forgotten. 
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Nov 9, 2015 05:07
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CrazyTolradi posted:Yeah, it's not like CR is disliked by publishers for a reason. No sir.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:11
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LCL-Dead posted:Refund update: 1 week is an eternity when dealing with support tickets, let alone 4+ How they can be that bad at dealing with tickets for a game that isn't even launched yet is baffling The only possible reason I could see is if the whales are literally melting hundreds of ships a day, and each one requires some sort of 20 min database voodoo to make it work Which based on the comment Lando made before about database dick cheese, might just be the case!
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Nov 9, 2015 05:12
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Mirificus posted:His true passion seems to be
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Nov 9, 2015 05:12
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peter gabriel posted:I'd like them to be all TA DAA!!!! and release a 2D sidescrolling platformer with puzzle elements It would be funny if the released version of Star Marine was something in the vein of Metal Slug and they never mentioned the change, ever.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:13
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Nov 9, 2015 05:16
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LCL-Dead posted:It's another automated response from CIG informing me, along with the others who I assume have been waiting for 1 month plus at this point, that we are still not forgotten. You need to post the chronology -- it's getting pretty epic even by CIG's painfully abysmal standards.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:21
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imagine getting stuck talking to this guy at a party.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:21
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TBH him talking about lasagna put me in the mood for lasagna.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:22
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Nov 9, 2015 05:22
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If your spaghetti has "spaghetti sauce", ground beef, cheese, and "some" spices, no poo poo it's going to suck. So is a lasagna made out of those ingredients. In this analogy Star Citizen doesn't even have cheese or spices, and nobody has decided what type of pasta it should use.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:23
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I believe that we as the community are curators and docents of the SA star citizen thread shitposting, we have the opportunity to bolster and clarify what shitposting is for new and potential posters.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:24
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Sappo569 posted:How they can be that bad at dealing with tickets for a game that isn't even launched yet is baffling The possibilities really are endless.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:27
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Baba Ganoush posted:Have I missed anything in the last 200 or so pages? DS got interviewed by a nazi. Seraph is still insane. Post anime.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:34
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See? THIS is why I'm glad to be off the RSI forums and in here. The food talk over here never gets this fuckin' spergy.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:37
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You're really underestimating just how enthusiastic some of these food posts can get. But at least they occasionally have photos.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:42
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CrazyLoon posted:See? THIS is why I'm glad to be off the RSI forums and in here. The food talk over here never gets this fuckin' spergy. Uhm you need to explore the forums more. Please read chicken cheese then return to the thread.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:42
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jaegerx posted:Uhm you need to explore the forums more. Please read chicken cheese then return to the thread. I did mean this thread, not the whole of SA forums.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:45
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I make a mean chicken cheese by using some sliced cheese and a tortilla. Except it has no chicken, just the concept of chicken. I call it "the cheese crisp" but it's microwaved so it's not really crispy... just kinda sad and floppy. Much like Star Citizen. So sad... so floppy... 
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Nov 9, 2015 05:46
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OhDearGodNo posted:That graph is also completely wrong. For example Fallout 4, GTA V, etc didn't began after the previous iteration. It doesn't matter. If SC takes ten years backers will just say it makes sense because SC is actually two games or some other pathetic excuse.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:46
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Ghostlight posted:In this analogy Star Citizen doesn't even have cheese or spices, and nobody has decided what type of pasta it should use. The lasagna doesn't exist but you are allowed to eat as much of it as you want.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:48
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grimcreaper posted:I make a mean chicken cheese by using some sliced cheese and a tortilla. Except it has no chicken, just the concept of chicken. I call it "the cheese crisp" but it's microwaved so it's not really crispy... just kinda sad and floppy. Much like Star Citizen. So sad... so floppy... I guess a vegetarian would like it. Or on the opposite scale, it'd at least convince them to turn vegan too and give up cheese. Also kinda like Star Citizen. 
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Nov 9, 2015 05:48
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Imagine if someone told you they were making you lasagna, and then 5 years later they came by with a tray wrapped in tin foil and when you unwrapped it there was a note that said "gently caress you". Star Citizen.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:50
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A Neurotic Jew posted:imagine getting stuck talking to this guy at a party. lol no worries there
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Nov 9, 2015 05:53
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LCL-Dead posted:Refund update: The only way I got my money back was escalation. It took 6 weeks from initial "how do I get my money back" to, well, if you're just sending automails, I'm escalating. Got my money back 4 days later. Edit: My log in on rsi worked for like 24 hrs after my account was supposedly closed too. Maybe they are getting overwhelmed by refund requests?
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Nov 9, 2015 05:54
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Imagine if someone told you they were making you lasagna
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Nov 9, 2015 05:55
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Imagine a lasagna
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Nov 9, 2015 05:58
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grimcreaper posted:I make a mean chicken cheese by using some sliced cheese and a tortilla. Except it has no chicken, just the concept of chicken. I call it "the cheese crisp" but it's microwaved so it's not really crispy... just kinda sad and floppy. Much like Star Citizen. So sad... so floppy... That's a cheese quesadilla and a terrible one at that. Please up your cheese game. E: I guess Ben might eat it if you covered it in cheese. Like 8 layers of cheese then maybe.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:58
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Microwaving a quesadilla is self harm.
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Nov 9, 2015 06:02
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jaegerx posted:That's a cheese quesadilla and a terrible one at that. Please up your cheese game. I take great offense to that. As a cis white male I am entitled to call it "the cheese crisp" because it's better than anything Gordon Ramsey could make. He's the only person who's allowed to critique my work because he's like the Derek Smart of food stuff. But... wait. poo poo. I'm just gonna stop cooking since I suck at it.
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Nov 9, 2015 06:05
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grimcreaper posted:poo poo. I'm just gonna stop cooking since I suck at it. But even at the sucky end of that spectrum, inadvertently poisoning your beloved with food can be so fun! (so long as they survive, of course) They even forgive you for it, because they love you.EDIT: Again, same as with CIG and Star Citizens! drat, this food talk analogy works with games and their fans on so many levels! CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Nov 9, 2015 |
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Nov 9, 2015 06:07
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Can someone give me an update on the DSmart/Vox bromance? Last I checked DSmart was all "hey guys I have a new friend, his name's Vox Day" and everyone was all "sever, he's a neo-nazi shitlord" and then I went to bed. Thanks.
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Nov 9, 2015 06:13
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Filthy Hans posted:Can someone give me an update on the DSmart/Vox bromance? Last I checked DSmart was all "hey guys I have a new friend, his name's Vox Day" and everyone was all "sever, he's a neo-nazi shitlord" and then I went to bed. Thanks. Nothing interesting came of it.
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Some people cried that Smart lending legitimacy to a neonazi by appearing on his show to have a boring talk about video games was a bad idea. Smart cried that we can't censor him and left for a few minutes. Some people cried that the schadenfreude train was at risk of derailing. Ultimately it was a boring conversation and everyone shrugged their shoulders. A lot of really funny/horrifying twitter messages made a few more pages of the thread fun/gas worthy. I might have missed a few points. The whole event was a little surreal for me.
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