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Namefag Edgelord
Nov 10, 2015

by Cowcaster

grimcreaper posted:

This thread is totally made of awesome.
Don't make me post a full-frontal Seraphnude.

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grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012


i dont remember that scene at all. but i like that movie.

Also, bring it. You cant be man enough to take that picture.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

grimcreaper posted:

i dont remember that scene at all. but i like that movie.

Also, bring it. You cant be man enough to take that picture.

but he is mentally broken so

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!



Hey kid fucker. Welcome back. I give ya a day before you're banned again.

Namefag Edgelord
Nov 10, 2015

by Cowcaster

SquirrelGrip posted:

but he is mentally broken so
Yep, this kid has no idea what he's dealing with here.

jaegerx posted:

I give ya a day before you're banned again.
Oh yeah? Well I give your kid a day before it's pregnant. How d'ya like them apples?

OhDearGodNo
Jan 3, 2014

Valatar posted:

That's 60 months, not 72.


63ish months, not 76ish.

I know. Copied the "template" from the previous and some things got left in.

I'm too lazy to fix.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Namefag Edgelord posted:

Oh yeah? Well I give your kid a day before it's pregnant. How d'ya like them apples?


What you having thanksgiving at your house? Are you drugging the turkey so you can molest your cousin again?

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Namefag Edgelord posted:

Yep, this kid has no idea what he's dealing with here.

paedophile
bitcoiner
desperate for attention and recognition as an "alpha male"
oblivious to the fact that sa don give a gently caress beyond watching internet mental breakdowns happen

you are not the first person to be either of the above here

also fitting you threaten to gently caress someones child as a retort

Namefag Edgelord
Nov 10, 2015

by Cowcaster

jaegerx posted:

What you having thanksgiving at your house? Are you drugging the turkey so you can molest your cousin again?
Thanksgiving? Probably just a soylent-based smoothie and a kale salad. I'm on a pretty strict diet right now, shedding the last few bits of body fat for an upcoming porn shoot I'm doing in Barcelona

SquirrelGrip posted:

also fitting you threaten to gently caress someones child as a retort
everyone is someone's child hth

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Have you tried posting in e/n seraph? They can help you.

Namefag Edgelord
Nov 10, 2015

by Cowcaster

SquirrelGrip posted:

paedophile
bitcoiner
desperate for attention and recognition as an "alpha male"
oblivious to the fact that sa don give a gently caress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omhRjhuLP8E&t=46s

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Namefag Edgelord posted:

Yep, this kid has no idea what he's dealing with here.
Oh yeah? Well I give your kid a day before it's pregnant. How d'ya like them apples?

I know exactly what dealing with. the not-really-seraph guy whos donated thousands to this thread. Also, the man not man enough to take nudes of the real seraph.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

jaegerx posted:

Have you tried posting in e/n seraph? They can help you.

Yeah, at least a few weeks or a month without posting in this thread will help build your credibility.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

try this out

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012


Holy poo poo i really dont remember that scene.... double checked and its legit. How loving awful ARE disney movies? I might actually have to go back and watch them all since i havnt seen em since i was a kid.

Namefag Edgelord
Nov 10, 2015

by Cowcaster
Sorry I'm a cool guy, I only post in Games , Serious Hardware / Software Crap, and You Look Like poo poo

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Namefag Edgelord posted:

Sorry I'm a cool guy, I only post in Games , Serious Hardware / Software Crap, and You Look Like poo poo

So do you get drunk and rereg or is this something you do sober? Were you sober when you molested your cousin?

You may have a drinking problem.

Namefag Edgelord
Nov 10, 2015

by Cowcaster
Space Court for Kimsemus

Look around you, this is where the path of hatred has brought us.

This is the path I choose, father. What will yours be?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

A Neurotic Jew posted:

This is definitely a pro-click.



Namefag Edgelord
Nov 10, 2015

by Cowcaster
Besides I recognize these purchases as long term investments ! :v:

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

jaegerx posted:

So do you get drunk and rereg or is this something you do sober? Were you sober when you molested your cousin?

You may have a drinking problem.

I think he's just learned the mods' sleeping schedules, so he manages to sneak in a few hours of overnight shitposting for each :10bux:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


please do, this isn't some niche forum like YOSPOS

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

Wise Learned Man posted:

I think he's just learned the mods' sleeping schedules, so he manages to sneak in a few hours of overnight shitposting for each :10bux:

15, he buys avs too :haw:

Namefag Edgelord
Nov 10, 2015

by Cowcaster

Lovely Senorita posted:

please do, this isn't some niche forum like YOSPOS
Found the hot-blooded seraph-horned female/gay

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTGa0H_V9bk

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

for the children...

Namefag Edgelord
Nov 10, 2015

by Cowcaster
Seriously though you guys I was really funny on page 317 and I feel strongly that I should get a reconsideration of my permaban, clearly I am capable of quality posting. Imagine if you accepted me as one of your own instead of continuing to reject me over and over again like an unwanted ginger stepchild with PTSD.... wait... wh...

err but yeah, think it over, because I could totally take that positive energy, and like put it into my heart and stuff and then make good and funny posts. If I wasn't banned.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Namefag Edgelord posted:

Seriously though you guys I was really funny on page 317 and I feel strongly that I should get a reconsideration of my permaban, clearly I am capable of quality posting. Imagine if you accepted me as one of your own instead of continuing to reject me over and over again like an unwanted ginger stepchild with PTSD.... wait... wh...

err but yeah, think it over, because I could totally take that positive energy, and like put it into my heart and stuff and then make good and funny posts. If I wasn't banned.

Aww. That's cute. Maybe one day you'll be adjusted enough to post on an Internet comedy forum without everyone realizing what a crazy pedo psychopath you are.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Namefag Edgelord posted:

Seriously though you guys I was really funny on page 317 and I feel strongly that I should get a reconsideration of my permaban, clearly I am capable of quality posting. Imagine if you accepted me as one of your own instead of continuing to reject me over and over again like an unwanted ginger stepchild with PTSD.... wait... wh...

err but yeah, think it over, because I could totally take that positive energy, and like put it into my heart and stuff and then make good and funny posts. If I wasn't banned.

get banned edgename faglord

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Right, so, I've got the manufacturer on the line and he says it's going to cost about $5 per card and he can only do about 400 of them so if you want to get your limited edition concierge card and have backed to the $1000 level be sure to click this link in the next two weeks and preorder for $7.95 +tax and applicable shipping (not refundable)

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

G0RF posted:

I don't know if that's been disclosed or not. With 700000+ backers, it could easily be 10000+ that are VIPs.

Here's some figures, though, if you've wondered what the general demographic breakouts look like.



wait based on that picture it means Star Citizen is mostly funded by ISIS and Talibans?

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

BeefThief posted:

Right, so, I've got the manufacturer on the line and he says it's going to cost about $5 per card and he can only do about 400 of them so if you want to get your limited edition concierge card and have backed to the $1000 level be sure to click this link in the next two weeks and preorder for $7.95 +tax and applicable shipping (not refundable)

scared the loving poo poo out of me god drat. loaded your link in the background while playing h1z1 battle royall and youtube must have had a pipeline fart, took about 30 seconds for that PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRP to load and scare me :(

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

A Neurotic Jew posted:

This is definitely a pro-click.




Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
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Amun Khonsu
Sep 15, 2012

wtf did he just say?
Grimey Drawer

EminusSleepus posted:

wait based on that picture it means Star Citizen is mostly funded by ISIS and Talibans?

Confirmed.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

Good Dumplings posted:

What is the big deal with TIE Fighter's missions, anyway? I remember the dynamic music and the nicer flight model and AI, but not the missions.

Tie fighter was pretty neat when you get a few campaigns in, and you're not just fighting against rebels and pirates, but getting caught up in Imperial intrigue. A bunch of missions have secondary and secret objectives that hint about an Imperial Admiral doing some shady poo poo that the emperor wouldn't like. In one of the most memorable missions, you are running a test exercise with starfighters from the traitor admiral when he announces he wants you dead and you have to escape with a bunch of tie fighters chasing after you

This is a great article talking about Tie Fighter and why it was such a big step forward from x-wing.

quote:

I completely missed the cloaked Secret Order member sitting behind briefing officer the first time he appeared in TIE Fighter. Focused as I was on the next mission, I just plowed right through to the hangar and completely failed to notice the shadowy figure hanging around in the background. But in so doing, I inadvertently missed out on one of TIE Fighter's more interesting elements.

The Secret Order, as I later discovered, served to offer a glimpse of the bigger picture. In the very first campaign, they have you inspect fleeing shuttles and cargo transports, darkly hinting that something may be amiss. And as it turns out, they're right. At the conclusion of the first battle, an Imperial Admiral is shown offering up his fleet to the rebellion ("For a price," he growls), and the stage is set for the traitor arc that dominates the latter half of the game.

The Secret Order perfectly embodies TIE Fighter's storytelling, which (like much of the rest of the game) has a decidedly minimalistic quality. In an era in which PC game developers experimented heavily with FMV cutscenes, TIE Fighter opted to use in-game messages, briefings, and the odd cutscene to get its message across. At no point does it feature the sort of sprawling cinematic sequences that came to characterize Wing Commander, and most of the background information is compartmentalized in the source material that comes with the game — this being when games still had manuals. For the most part, TIE Fighter prefers to let its actual missions do the talking.

http://www.usgamer.net/articles/tie-fighter-retrospective

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof

Mein Eyes! posted:

little refund update: CIG told me they were giving me a refund a month ago, closed my ticket, and never gave me the refund.

Nevermind, I got it! They'd sent the refund to the wrong e-mail address, of course.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Namefag Edgelord posted:

Seriously though you guys I was really funny on page 317 and I feel strongly that I should get a reconsideration of my permaban, clearly I am capable of quality posting. Imagine if you accepted me as one of your own instead of continuing to reject me over and over again like an unwanted ginger stepchild with PTSD.... wait... wh...

err but yeah, think it over, because I could totally take that positive energy, and like put it into my heart and stuff and then make good and funny posts. If I wasn't banned.

You literally cannot act normal and no, you werent funny at all. So gently caress off.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Kavros posted:

this legitimately just happened to me



Its a minigame in itself to read the names you encounter and think to yourself what that guy did back in the days to piss them off...

Well in this case, its no mystery.

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EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.
....

EightAce fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Apr 8, 2016

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