Catface Catplace: hello dumbass, please do okay

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > Catface Catplace: hello dumbass, please do okay

«‹›7546 »

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

sfbay goons, come meet esteban from dec 1 - dec 16th then we're moving.

i'm unemployed so just come chill with them and take pics and rub his belly and feed him treats.

you can even brush him and i'll show you a special trick for making him drool

# ? Nov 10, 2015 05:54

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:13

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

Beast of Bourbon posted:

sfbay goons, come meet esteban from dec 1 - dec 16th then we're moving.

i'm unemployed so just come chill with them and take pics and rub his belly and feed him treats.

you can even brush him and i'll show you a special trick for making him drool

seriouspost when my sister comes home from college I want to meet your cat.

# ? Nov 10, 2015 06:07

Gus Hobbleton: Dec 30, 2003; Can't post for 3 years!

beatlegs posted:

I know, I need to vacuum

# ? Nov 10, 2015 06:41

ladyweapon: Nov 6, 2010; It reads all over his face,
like he's an Italian.

Tallulah is engaging in so much play (/exercise) the last week or so :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pgPtows27k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfTIrB5MEcA

Beast of Bourbon posted:

sfbay goons, come meet esteban from dec 1 - dec 16th then we're moving.

i'm unemployed so just come chill with them and take pics and rub his belly and feed him treats.

you can even brush him and i'll show you a special trick for making him drool

Going home for the holidays & I'm a week shy of petting esteban :negative:

# ? Nov 10, 2015 06:44

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

ladyweapon posted:

Tallulah is engaging in so much play (/exercise) the last week or so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pgPtows27k

lmao at that tumble :3:

# ? Nov 10, 2015 06:50

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

what the heck kind of stub does Tallulah have? I never noticed it before. did she eat it? j/k seriously was it an injury or something?

# ? Nov 10, 2015 07:00

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

she's a happy cat

drat tallulah is looking really good! how many pounds is she down?

edit: oops wrong post quote haha oh well gently caress it

# ? Nov 10, 2015 07:24

ladyweapon: Nov 6, 2010; It reads all over his face,
like he's an Italian.

beatlegs posted:

what the heck kind of stub does Tallulah have? I never noticed it before. did she eat it? j/k seriously was it an injury or something?

I asked when I adopted her and SFSPCA had no idea what happened to her. No hair on her tail has ever grown back either.

mod sassinator posted:

drat tallulah is looking really good! how many pounds is she down?

edit: oops wrong post quote haha oh well gently caress it

Cinnaposting is always good. Tallulah is down 2.5lbs, about 5-7lbs to go depending on what the vet tells me. Right now the plan is to keep calories at ~230kcal/day + more exercise.

e: based on my probably unreliable, completely non-vet, weight scale - Tallulah is down another 0.4lbs. That would make her overall weight loss at 3.1lbs but I only base that on the vet's weigh in. Still though :3:

ladyweapon fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Nov 10, 2015

# ? Nov 10, 2015 07:28

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

Beast of Bourbon posted:

sfbay goons, come meet esteban from dec 1 - dec 16th then we're moving.

i'm unemployed so just come chill with them and take pics and rub his belly and feed him treats.

you can even brush him and i'll show you a special trick for making him drool

*knocks on door at seedy hotel* "is... Is this where the cat is? Can I pet it?" "Not so loving loud, people can hear you... Get the gently caress inside"

# ? Nov 10, 2015 07:48

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

Beast of Bourbon posted:

sfbay goons, come meet esteban from dec 1 - dec 16th then we're moving.

i'm unemployed so just come chill with them and take pics and rub his belly and feed him treats.

you can even brush him and i'll show you a special trick for making him drool

if I weren't concerned about being murdered by internet strangers I'd take you up on this

# ? Nov 10, 2015 07:57

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Portals posted:

if I weren't concerned about being murdered by internet strangers I'd take you up on this

the notorious cat poster murderer yes seems likely

# ? Nov 10, 2015 08:21

Base Emitter: Apr 1, 2012; ?

Roosevelt posted:

the notorious cat poster murderer yes seems likely

cat food aint cheap man

# ? Nov 10, 2015 08:24

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Human body's got more protein than cat food.

How do you think the Estebans got so big.

# ? Nov 10, 2015 08:35

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Kavak posted:

poop ghost > failing to bury it. I wish we had a esteban.

No kidding. Especially when I hear Kiska furiously digging at everything except the litterbox because clearly she's supposed to dig SOMETHING, she just doesn't get what, or why :downs:

ladyweapon posted:

Tallulah is engaging in so much play (/exercise) the last week or so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pgPtows27k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfTIrB5MEcA

Yay Tallulah

# ? Nov 10, 2015 08:39

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

went back to see some old tallulah pics:

ladyweapon posted:

i think she's lost a lot more than 2.5 lbs!

# ? Nov 10, 2015 08:46

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

that's a blimp, not a cat

# ? Nov 10, 2015 09:06

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Why does Nermal always look so evil.

Why does Tallulah always look so sad- oh, no, wait, it's because she's not eating.

# ? Nov 10, 2015 09:25

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

it blows my mind that esteban weighs 10 more lbs than tallulah and looks fairly normal (he's kinda chubby tho)

# ? Nov 10, 2015 09:49

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL

# ? Nov 10, 2015 09:58

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC1I9S6x_rc

# ? Nov 10, 2015 10:36

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

cold temps mean I use my space heater

space heater means the return of keyboard cat

# ? Nov 10, 2015 10:43

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Josh Lyman posted:

cold temps mean I use my space heater

space heater means the return of keyboard cat

Wait where is space heater

My attempts at space heater involved direct hijacking

That was where my feet were meant to be under my desk

somehow the arrangement became formalised

cats

(I'm the fire hazard of plugs)

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Nov 10, 2015

# ? Nov 10, 2015 11:12

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

Its been too long since I posted Echo.

So have an Echo:

He big now. :3:

# ? Nov 10, 2015 12:00

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL

darth cookie posted:

Its been too long since I posted Echo.

So have an Echo:

He big now.

omg echo

# ? Nov 10, 2015 12:27

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

MikeJF posted:

Wait where is space heater

It's under/behind the desk, but it's angled upward slightly.

darth cookie posted:

Its been too long since I posted Echo.

So have an Echo:

He big now.

That's a loving leopard :vince:

# ? Nov 10, 2015 12:31

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

For those who don't remember:

# ? Nov 10, 2015 12:34

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

darth cookie posted:

For those who don't remember:

where are the loving vids?!

# ? Nov 10, 2015 13:11

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

I'm bad and don't have a youtube account to upload stuff.

I might have footage of him playing fetch with a casino chip as a kittem somewhere. Its late but if I can find it and it isn't a colossal pain in the rear end to upload I'll get around to it in a few days.

Carth Dookie fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Nov 10, 2015

# ? Nov 10, 2015 13:13

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Josh Lyman posted:

That's a loving leopard

It's a bengal. So it's a crossbreed of a domestic cat and an Asiatic Leopard Cat. So... yeah. Kinda is.

_{Except that the Asiatic Leopard Cat isn't particularly close to the real Leopard on the cat family tree but whatever}

# ? Nov 10, 2015 13:22

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

beato posted:

This is how she sleeps

You can also see her chin scab in that picture. I'll get some more pictures at the weekend she's living at my girlfriend's mother's house in the countryside at the moment as we both work and wouldn't be able to give her the attention she needs at this age.