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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

Yeah, twice.

:rimshot:

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

going back to twerking russian girls

um i'm glad that rejects from the bolshoi are finding work at least, shaking their asses for the internet after 15 years of ballet training.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
So Im thinkin of bringing back Allison Brie, but i wanna use this http://giphy.com/gifs/community-joel-mchale-communityedit-TakCmlsaNbteM gif, but just the part where she gets in to cover and shoots. Can anyone get that to work?

Or just this one but smaller

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nvm

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
someone please contact miss Brie's agent so I can start crunching a budget for my indy film kickstarter.

Film Synopsis: A 30-something USMC vet heads out west and moves into alison brie's rear end in a top hat and that's all I have so far

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Make sure that you pitch it as "butthole." It sounds much more poetic that way.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://www.takepart.com/article/201...aign=tp-traffic


lol if you pay for college

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

[

lol if you pay for college

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

lol if you pay for college

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
we really need to stop telling stupid people they need to go to college. i mean someones gotta be a shift manager at the wendys

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

http://kotaku.com/bob-ross-will-now...dium=Socialflow


Bob Ross did so well on Twitch that they're making it a weekly show

quote:

Every Monday night, a season of The Joy of Painting will play on the Bob Ross channel. It will run from 3 PM PST to 9:30 PST, which means that re-runs will only occur “once every seven months,” Twitch says.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

we really need to stop telling stupid people they need to go to college. i mean someones gotta be a shift manager at the wendys

This is the best argument for a living wage i have ever seen

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

http://kotaku.com/bob-ross-will-now...dium=Socialflow


Bob Ross did so well on Twitch that they're making it a weekly show

well i know how my monday evenings will be spent

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the chat was the best part

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
i hope everyone remembered to change their prof pic for vet day

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

i hope everyone remembered to change their prof pic for vet day

i still have mine from last year except that i gayed it up for gay marriage

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lmao stole that from you last year and changed it to that earlier today

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
never forget

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hey n4d

good job riling up the iphone thread

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

i hope everyone remembered to change their prof pic for vet day

I always do one of me sleeping while doing Army stuff. I won't change it until tomorrow, though.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

I always do one of me sleeping while doing Army stuff. I won't change it until tomorrow, though.

yeah you need to surprise people when they wake up with your veteran glory

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hey n4d

good job riling up the iphone thread

I just wanted a heavy duty cord and that one seemed basic :shrug:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I just wanted a heavy duty cord and that one seemed basic :shrug:

just buy a few from monoprice. I got like 5 of them last week for under 20 bucks.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

i hope everyone remembered to change their prof pic for vet day

This is mine

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

lol if you pay for college

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

This is what I went with:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

ElMaligno posted:

This is the best argument for a living wage i have ever seen

I think it's a better argument to bring back legit indentured servitude but whatevs

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k/bringbackmst3k

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
i got conned into going to my kid's veteran's day assembly. they had some dudes from ft lewis come in class A's and do color guard, play a bunch of patriotic songs and junk. put the veterans in a little box and make me feel awkward and poo poo. i know they're being nice and it's cool and all that thanks 4 ur service stuff but it makes me feel awkward as gently caress. the icing on the cake was this 1LT that always shows up in his dress blues for his kids that go to the school. except this time he did a loving speech. dude is POG as gently caress, 5 years active as something or other, he's a loving DLI sperg who kept loving trying to make comparisons between star wars and being A HOOAH SOLDIER and now he's reserves becoming a chaplain. guy was moto as gently caress i wanted to loving cringe when he was talking about defending his country and being a warrior and poo poo when 9/11 happened. also he talked about his fat dependa wife who he married who already had 4 kids lol.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
also

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Mike-o posted:

i got conned into going to my kid's veteran's day assembly. they had some dudes from ft lewis come in class A's and do color guard, play a bunch of patriotic songs and junk. put the veterans in a little box and make me feel awkward and poo poo. i know they're being nice and it's cool and all that thanks 4 ur service stuff but it makes me feel awkward as gently caress. the icing on the cake was this 1LT that always shows up in his dress blues for his kids that go to the school. except this time he did a loving speech. dude is POG as gently caress, 5 years active as something or other, he's a loving DLI sperg who kept loving trying to make comparisons between star wars and being A HOOAH SOLDIER and now he's reserves becoming a chaplain. guy was moto as gently caress i wanted to loving cringe when he was talking about defending his country and being a warrior and poo poo when 9/11 happened. also he talked about his fat dependa wife who he married who already had 4 kids lol.

A 5 year O-2? I mean, I don't know normal noble promotion timetables, but this seems a bit slow for an active noble.

His superiors probably think he's a massive doucher too.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

just made this my veterans day profile pic

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I like her snatch

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MurderBot posted:

I like her snatch

Bet she keeps it clean.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Bet she keeps it clean.
Bet she jerks well, too.

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