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One time some lady my aunt knew asked her if she was going to have more kids. My aunt replied that she didn't think there should be more kids than adults in her family, which was apparently a deep existential problem for this bitch and she just went off....
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Casimir Radon posted:One time some lady my aunt knew asked her if she was going to have more kids. My aunt replied that she didn't think there should be more kids than adults in her family, which was apparently a deep existential problem for this bitch and she just went off.... How else are you going to outbreed the mud people? 2:1 replacement rate at minimum. 5:1 preferred.
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Nov 10, 2015 05:42
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I'm more of a quality over quantity person.
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Unrelated but there is some documentary on Netflix about having a vaginal birth after cesarean. They kept calling them V-BACs like that's a thing people recognize and some overly enthusiastic doctor said it was a SEXY topic in the medical community. So maybe they got one of those crazy doctors to consult???
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Nov 10, 2015 06:13
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Vbac is pretty well known terminology among folks who talk about birth.
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I was ten pounds at birth. Due to a blizzard, my mom had to givw birth at home with no doctor. I owe her a debt I don't think I could ever repay
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Nov 10, 2015 06:36
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My grandma was a pretty devout Irish Catholic and when she was on her way with her seventh child she asked her priest if she could have an abortion and he was all like yeah go for it. I think it's funny that fringe denonimations like the Quiverfulls think Catholics are brainwashed zombies getting messages beamed to them from the antenna under the Pope's giant hat. I'm not even religious but I've cited my Catholic background to get out of conversations with proselytizers because they think I'm in an even crazier cult.
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WhyteRyce posted:Unrelated but there is some documentary on Netflix about having a vaginal birth after cesarean. They kept calling them V-BACs like that's a thing people recognize and some overly enthusiastic doctor said it was a SEXY topic in the medical community. My aunt had a V-BAC where the scar ruptured. She went through 25 units of blood. Probably not something you want to try at home.
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Yeah, I'm thinking people who don't know what a V-BAC is either aren't parents or aren't medical professionals. Since having my son, an entirely new world of knowledge has opened up to me.
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Nov 10, 2015 14:06
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I wanna sex up all the preggo Duggars 
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My mom had to have a C-section for my older sister because of the way she was positioned in the womb. When she was pregnant with me the doctors were very adamant that I should also be a C-section because of the risk of the uterus rupturing. So at least in the late 80's it was SOP to follow caesarean deliveries with caesareans.
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cumshitter posted:My grandma was a pretty devout Irish Catholic and when she was on her way with her seventh child she asked her priest if she could have an abortion and he was all like yeah go for it. Yep. Saying "I'm Catholic" is definitely the best way to get rid of JWs and Mormons. They think they can win over atheists or agnostics.
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Nov 10, 2015 18:54
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Spurgeon Elliot Seewald confirmed for the baby's name.
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McStabby posted:Spurgeon Elliot Seewald confirmed for the baby's name. As I mentioned to a friend, "Spurgeon" sounds like a mentally challenged fish.
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Nov 12, 2015 03:47
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At least he has a decent middle name to go by when he breaks away from his nutcase parents.
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I'm just Spurg-eon about Jesus. I know everything about Jesus. AMA. I was literally born to know everything about Jesus. Also I scream and hit myself a lot because I can't stand loud noises but that's just how Jesus wants me to be.
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McStabby posted:Spurgeon Elliot Seewald confirmed for the baby's name. Sperglord Elliot Neverscored.
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Crusty Nutsack posted:That's Jessa's hubby, Ben Seewald (who else could it be, the way he's standing with his hand on her?). He's dumb as a bag of rocks. Like, really, really dumb. And doesn't have any idea that he is either. Are we talking Regular American dumb or American from The South dumb?
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McStabby posted:Spurgeon Elliot Seewald confirmed for the baby's name.
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harrison spurgeon, where the sexiest kids wear masks so as not to offend the non-molested
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I guess as a parent if you're just going to keep them at home and brainwash them all day you don't need to factor in what their theoretical peers could say about the name when picking it.
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McStabby posted:Spurgeon Elliot Seewald confirmed for the baby's name. What a stunningly ugly name
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Nov 12, 2015 06:58
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Don't bash the name of your future President.
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Gumdrop Larry posted:I guess as a parent if you're just going to keep them at home and brainwash them all day you don't need to factor in what their theoretical peers could say about the name when picking it. Now now, there are also the church funded trips to darkie-land to learn them furriners about Jesus.
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Crusty Nutsack posted:That's Jessa's hubby, Ben Seewald (who else could it be, the way he's standing with his hand on her?). He's dumb as a bag of rocks. Like, really, really dumb. And doesn't have any idea that he is either. More info, please  I need to know more about how deep the stupid rabbit hole goes.
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Spurgimbob Elliot MegaChrist
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...is that like a biblIcal name or something? What am I missing here? That is the worst name I've ever heard.
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Nov 12, 2015 15:11
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I assume named after Charles Spurgeon.
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Three days after birth they'll be singin Like A Spurgeon Touched for the very first time
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smallmouth posted:I assume named after Charles Spurgeon. You are probably correct, I'd never heard of this dude. That poor baby :/
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:You are probably correct, I'd never heard of this dude. All of Jim Bob's kids have J names. All of Josh's kids have M names. So all of Jessa's babies will be named after vaguely fish-sounding S names. Spurgeon Elliot, Spounge Bob, Shrimp Coxtale, etc. Jill's kids will have I names. Are there 13 I names? Israel, Issac, Indiana, Isabella, Isabelle, Izzy, Ice. Krispy Wafer fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:More info, please I can't remember exact details, but he's very anti-Catholic (which all the fundies in that group are) and made some blog posts showing he has no loving clue how Catholicism actually works.
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Krispy Kareem posted:All of Jim Bob's kids have J names. All of Josh's kids have M names. So all of Jessa's babies will be named after vaguely fish-sounding S names. Spurgeon Elliot, Spounge Bob, Shrimp Coxtale, etc. Indigo, Izhmash, Ingot
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Nov 12, 2015 17:49
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya Duggar.
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cumshitter posted:Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya Duggar. You tempted my father, prepare to Bob.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:More info, please I used to watch the show. You could just tell that things weren't quite connected up there. He was the funniest part of the show, even though I don't think that was the goal lol smallmouth posted:I assume named after Charles Spurgeon. Yeah, they said in the video in the link about the name that it's after that guy, and Eliot is after some missionary too of course! gaggggg
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and today people like the duggars are spreading the word. <3
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something is being spread
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