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Nov 12, 2015 19:31
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Nov 12, 2015 19:33
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DUGGAR LOVE IS THE BEST LOVE
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Nov 12, 2015 19:35
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PassTheRemote posted:Question, one of the daughters had a C-section. Can they do regular births after having a C-section? I feel that the one daughter might be royally hosed without medical advice the next time around. Yeah, they call it a V-BAC. (As in, going back to the vagina although it doesn't stand for that.) It's not terribly uncommon but a lot of OB doctors are hesitant to do it because there is a small risk during labor pushing of rupturing the uterine wall along the original suture, in which case your poo poo is hosed. And if that happens at Duggarhome, the girl is going to die. Edit: sorry, didn't realize this was a few pages ago. I'm sure others have said this by now.
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Nov 12, 2015 20:26
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mdemone posted:Yeah, they call it a V-BAC. (As in, going back to the vagina although it doesn't stand for that.) V-BAC = 'Vaginal Birth After C-section'
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Nov 12, 2015 22:00
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Is jessa pregnant yet?
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Nov 12, 2015 22:12
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Once I ran to you (I ran) Now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given I give you all Jim Bob could give you Take my jizz and that's not nearly all Tainted Dugg (oh oh ohhh) Tainted Dugg
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Nov 12, 2015 23:02
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donkey salami posted:Is jessa pregnant yet? They wait 40 days after the birth of a boy to get it on. 80 days after the birth of a girl. Girls are unclean. Vaginas birthing vaginas like some sort of Cyriak piece.
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Nov 12, 2015 23:13
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What if it was a c-section, doesn't count as a birth, right? So they could get going right away then? I'm confused about these rules since I'm a heathen.
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Nov 12, 2015 23:25
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Picnic Princess posted:What if it was a c-section, doesn't count as a birth, right? So they could get going right away then? I'm confused about these rules since I'm a heathen. I think you just found a loophole. This is GBS. We're all heathens here. It's normal to be confused about the rules when they're batshit insane and completely arbitrary. Duggar love It's driving me mad It's making me crazy
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Nov 12, 2015 23:51
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McStabby posted:Spurgeon Elliot Seewald confirmed for the baby's name. Sturgeons Eat Seaweed.
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Nov 12, 2015 23:54
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Slapdash posted:I think you just found a loophole. Well-played 
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Nov 13, 2015 00:59
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Ol' Josh is going to come back as Punished Dugg
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Nov 13, 2015 01:02
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Nov 13, 2015 02:34
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Krispy Kareem posted:All of Jim Bob's kids have J names. All of Josh's kids have M names. So all of Jessa's babies will be named after vaguely fish-sounding S names. Spurgeon Elliot, Spounge Bob, Shrimp Coxtale, etc. IsJoshinmydaughter
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Nov 13, 2015 02:44
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Rearrange the letters to his name you get sun grope deventi code Jim bob
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Nov 13, 2015 02:46
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Krispy Kareem posted:All of Jim Bob's kids have J names. All of Josh's kids have M names. So all of Jessa's babies will be named after vaguely fish-sounding S names. Spurgeon Elliot, Spounge Bob, Shrimp Coxtale, etc. Ira, Iris, Ignatius, Ivy, Ian, Iago Ichabod, Icarus, Ida, Igor, Ilsa, Imelda, Ibola Sharkey, Salmon, Sockeye, Sprat, Shad, Sucker, Skate, Scat Vicodiva fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Nov 13, 2015 |
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Nov 13, 2015 02:47
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donkey salami posted:Is jessa pregnant yet? Nope, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Jill announce baby #2 soon.
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Nov 13, 2015 03:07
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Picnic Princess posted:What if it was a c-section, doesn't count as a birth, right? So they could get going right away then? I'm confused about these rules since I'm a heathen. Of course it doesn't count. Macduff did kill Macbeth right?
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Nov 13, 2015 03:47
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Spurgeon Elliot Seewald is an anagram of Pleasure tense goodwill.
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Nov 13, 2015 03:53
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Say Nothing posted:Spurgeon Elliot Seewald is an anagram of Pleasure tense goodwill. Yes, but Jim Bob Duggar is an anagram of Mod Big-Jug Bra
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Nov 13, 2015 04:16
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Picnic Princess posted:What if it was a c-section, doesn't count as a birth, right? So they could get going right away then? I'm confused about these rules since I'm a heathen. The uterus once contained a baby. It's still recovering from the efforts of creating a baby. Did you even know anything about birth?
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Nov 13, 2015 04:48
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I wish I was fertile
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Nov 13, 2015 04:58
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I wonder if michelle spoke in the same creepy little girl voice back before she met jim bob in high school. I'd imagine she didn't.
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Nov 13, 2015 05:06
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ayo now when I say jim, you say bob
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Nov 13, 2015 06:13
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Nov 13, 2015 06:14
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Wanamingo posted:I wonder if michelle spoke in the same creepy little girl voice back before she met jim bob in high school. I'd imagine she didn't. Nah she probably did. You get the little girl voice due to some kinda childhood trauma that has the weird effect of "locking in" your voice at whatever age it occurs.
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Nov 13, 2015 06:15
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Wedemeyer posted:The uterus once contained a baby. It's still recovering from the efforts of creating a baby. Did you even know anything about birth? I don't think the duggars abstain from loving after birth because of medical reasons you dolt
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Nov 13, 2015 06:16
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Gumdrop Larry posted:Nah she probably did. You get the weird little girl voice due to some kinda childhood trauma that has the weird effect of "locking in" your voice at whatever age it occurs.
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Nov 13, 2015 06:17
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:More info, please He named his kid Spurgeon.
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Nov 13, 2015 06:45
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I need to know more about how deep the stupid rabbit hole goes.
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Nov 13, 2015 06:51
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Nov 13, 2015 07:09
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Crusty Nutsack posted:I don't think the duggars abstain from loving after birth because of medical reasons you dolt I'd loving hope so dear lord give the cooter a loving break Every new mum bleeds after having her baby (lochia), whether the birth was vaginal or by caesarean section. It's how your body gets rid of the lining of your uterus (womb) after birth. The blood may come out in gushes, or flow more evenly, similar to a heavy period. The bleeding will change colour and become lighter as your uterus heals and returns to its pre-pregnancy size. At first, the flow of lochia will be heavy and bright red, and may have clots in it. Gradually, it will change to pink then brown, and eventually to yellow-white. You may bleed for as little as two weeks to three weeks, or for as long as six weeks after having your baby. The flow will gradually become less. Red lochia usually tapers off within the first couple of weeks, though if you try to do too much too soon, it may start flowing again. If you see bright red blood, it's a sign that you need to slow down. http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a553465/bleeding-after-the-birth-lochia#ixzz3rLiO8bqA --------------- Do not worry if you pass a few blood clots, as long as they are smaller than a golf ball in diameter. Use pads, not tampons, during this time. Change the pad at least every 4 hours to prevent irritation and infection. Do not have sex until the lochia is almost gone. If sex causes pain, wait a few days because your body is still healing. http://www.webmd.com/baby/tc/vaginal-bleeding-after-delivery-topic-overview PT6A posted:BOB! I want to see a whack a mole game where every time you hit the Jim, the hammer yells BOB! at you
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Nov 13, 2015 07:13
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I wish I was fertile Your fertile womb is making Duggarville too loving crowded!
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Nov 13, 2015 07:39
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tacodaemon posted:Mod Big-Jug Bra
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Nov 13, 2015 08:31
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tacodaemon posted:Yes, but Jim Bob Duggar is an anagram of Mod Big-Jug Bra  We need a fallout 4 mod stat!
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Nov 13, 2015 09:46
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Wedemeyer posted:The uterus once contained a baby. It's still recovering from the efforts of creating a baby. Did you even know anything about birth? What? Birth means shoving a baby through a vagina which is a separate body part from the uterus. Being pregnant is not the same as giving birth. You fuckin weirdo.
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Nov 13, 2015 10:55
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Top City Homo posted:
those sons really look like dick tracy mooks, dont they?
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Nov 13, 2015 12:02
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Wedemeyer posted:I'd loving hope so dear lord give the cooter a loving break Nope, it's 40 days after a boy and 80 days after a girl. You wait longer after a girl because girls are dirty and thus the vagina is dirty for a long time. Do you think these psychos care in the least for the health of the women?
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