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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

Dog has a better education than most of something awful.


Also on the fetch thing, spend some time at home to teach your dog a command to leave something alone. Sometimes people split dropping things and leaving things into two different commands, but just "leave it" has been sufficient with dakota for both. I made training treats to teach him (boiled chicken breast and dog food mixed up in a food processor). He understands now that if he has a toy, even if it's something we're playing tug o war with, and I tell him to leave it he immediately drops it. This is also how I started with balancing treats on his nose and such.

[/lurk]"Leave it" is a pretty critical command. Even if you only take your dog out for walks on a leash, there could be something on the ground you don't want him to eat or even touch. Or if you're home and drop that piece of dark chocolate on the floor. I work with dogs at doggie day care and I say it dozens of times a day and I wish every dog knew it.[lurk]

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mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Archer was very talkative at breakfast this morning, by the time I got my phone recording this was all he had left to say.

He got breakfast and all the pettes afterwards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1hV2RUniLc

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


The Ape of Naples posted:

[/lurk]"Leave it" is a pretty critical command. Even if you only take your dog out for walks on a leash, there could be something on the ground you don't want him to eat or even touch. Or if you're home and drop that piece of dark chocolate on the floor. I work with dogs at doggie day care and I say it dozens of times a day and I wish every dog knew it.[lurk]

Two things:

1) "Leave It" as a command owns bones, and this is legit good advice.
2) Please observe the bolded section of the above quote. You are holding out on us. Stop lurking, take pictures of the dogges, and :justpost:.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

did you guys all get your 1 free dogge for veterans day

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

did you guys all get your 1 free dogge for veterans day
What? Where??? :negative:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

did you guys all get your 1 free dogge for veterans day

dont do this to me man dont you loving dare

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Personally I use "stay" to tell Dakota to stay. I can leave him in another room and he'll wait until I tell him to come.

Honestly stay, come, and leave it are pretty much all you need. From there teaching them anything is trivial.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

OMGVBFLOL posted:

did you guys all get your 1 free dogge for veterans day

What?

This better not be a loving joke

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

holy poo poo the suspense!

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.



Bon chien :france:

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:

Two things:

1) "Leave It" as a command owns bones, and this is legit good advice.
2) Please observe the bolded section of the above quote. You are holding out on us. Stop lurking, take pictures of the dogges, and :justpost:.

Oh, I would but I can't take pics at work. We take pics for the instagram, social media stuff but they never use the fun ones. It's all dog equivalent of Sears catalog poses.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

The Ape of Naples posted:

Oh, I would but I can't take pics at work. We take pics for the instagram, social media stuff but they never use the fun ones. It's all dog equivalent of Sears catalog poses.

When there is a will, there is a way muchacho.

DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah
DOG: PROUD OF DISASTER :q:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

root beer posted:

DOG: PROUD OF DISASTER :q:



Good dogge.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
A bunch of good dogs.

https://www.facebook.com/1659679484318864/videos/1689351331351679/

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Friend's

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010



Pro dogge.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Send care packages to Mil K9s.

https://good.barkpost.com/care-pack...16-c7fe2fd7d06b

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I am both hurt and appalled. Disgusting lack of dogges today. Blatant possible offenders have been reported as appropriate. Gonna need a mass command recall sitrep on all GIP pups. Response in >24 hours is a recommendation for NJP. Very disappointed today GIP :911:



Thanks and God bless

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Fancy was rolling in the grass in the sun today and making good progress at propulsion, but I was a bit late with the phone and only caught the final movement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUo30K51tBM

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer


Improved your frisbee, boss.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Big Tanky update - many things!

It is a tough life at school with her friends









Halloween as Count Tankular!



Parklife - mainly hanging around me





Appreciating that art





Time to get rid of those lady bits



The most important question in life

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

BigPaddy posted:

Big Tanky update - many things!

It is a tough life at school with her friends









Halloween as Count Tankular!



Parklife - mainly hanging around me





Appreciating that art





Time to get rid of those lady bits



The most important question in life



Thank you for the Tanky updates, she is a good dogge

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
A service dogge was awarded a master's degree in Mental Health Counseling! He attended all 10 classes faithfully with his master.
http://soetalk.com/2013/05/30/meet-kirsch-the-soes-newest-ms-in-counseling-graduate/

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYlWu377tkM

the two best things: airplanes and dogges

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.




Also if you care Ica has an Instagram now: icarus_the_dog
Don't quote this as I'm going to edit it out soon

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


My boss brought his 9 month old Shiloh Shepherd into the office today. Omg so fluffy :3:

There were many ear skritches and pettes given.

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost
A few years back when I was at Little Rock people would bring in their dogges once in a while. It was cool and good and many pettes were given.



Of course our new LT had to get it wrong by bringing in her cat.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Omg. Tanky has gotten so big.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!




EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

#Isniffbuttswithfrance

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I need dog petting advice. My dog loves a good pet, but the moment I stop he gets confused and pushes me with his snout until I pet him again. Normally I do, but sometimes I have to do other things, like go to work to earn money to buy him kibble. What's the solution?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Take dogge with you.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


good dog

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Naked Bear posted:

Take dogge with you.

And convince co-workers to pet him while you are busy working

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