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Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Isaac posted:

Groups of goat kids are like little human kids. They work out games together and keep playing it till theyre tuckered out.

When they are tiny one might climb in a feed trough and they go round in order taking turns at jumping in.

Later they find bigger stuff like a fork in a tree and tàke turns leaping up to it with out falling.

Cute goats. :neckbeard:

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stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

I watched a goat climb on to the top of a horse and ride it around as a dog in the same pen balanced a yoga ball on it's nose as they all did laps around the pen at the same time. I had to put my tools down and just enjoy what was going on in the next yard over. Weird thing was no humans in sight to tell them to do this. :boom:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

stinkypete posted:

I watched a goat climb on to the top of a horse and ride it around as a dog in the same pen balanced a yoga ball on it's nose as they all did laps around the pen at the same time. I had to put my tools down and just enjoy what was going on in the next yard over. Weird thing was no humans in sight to tell them to do this. :boom:

I suspect you saw a truly exceptional goat.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

I need a pic of what you got protecting your vegetables

just a backyard greenhouse, nothing too fancy, this is the one I use:


pretty low rent compared to what "the pros" use, but on the plus side it's got no glass for a goat to smash with hoof/horn and get injured on

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

proof of concept posted:

just a backyard greenhouse, nothing too fancy, this is the one I use:


pretty low rent compared to what "the pros" use, but on the plus side it's got no glass for a goat to smash with hoof/horn and get injured on

j goat could gét in there like a judge entrées a whorehouse

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Goats out here are called "Little Houdini's" because they get into every thing and get out of every thing. The first time I saw a "house goat" similar to a "house rabbit" it blew my mind. I tried to close the door on the goat and the home owner asked me to open it back up so the house goat could come inside. He was a pretty nice goat though. Some other goats I have been around try to force back rubs out of you even to the point of crawling under a house with you. Goats must really like back rubs! Goats are interesting.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

I really like those goats. How much do you know about goats? What's the biggest species of goat? Are there any big enough to ride like dwarves do in The Lord of The Rings Online?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

j goat could gét in there like a judge entrées a whorehouse

then they deserve to eat the veggies then I don't see what the problem with a tenacious problem-solving goat with a healthy diet is?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I don't know about goats but my sister is a goat fanatic

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im goimg 2 bed

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I would like to view additional goats. Upon awakeneing Thabk you. Out.

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

Isaac posted:

Goats are normally like that. They can climb trees to eat poo poo it kind of defies physics.
They can also climb giant:

- People
- Dogs
- Llamas
- Cows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL6Ws4i07is

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



this is a very goat thread op

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I gotta say, I also liked looking at those goats after I got up, too.

Those goats withstand the test of time.

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs
I know a chill goat named Bo. He just chews grass and follows you around. He's a good goat.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

goats are cool because they have octopus eyes.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




stampeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeede

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
i knew some goats for a while


tbh even piss soaked they were cute af

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

pet the goat

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

not the piss goat

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Goats are awesome and so is this thread. Pet the goats all day.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
nubian goat master race




goats on a trampoline, shits gonna get real

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
The goata got out and were eating a wet cardboard box i forgot i had a goat thread so o didnt take a photo

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qMJjzjfnXA

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


What do goats taste like?

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

Happy Hedonist posted:

What do goats taste like?

Goat.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Nubile Hillock posted:

hell yeah goats rule
I love goats so much

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Happy Hedonist posted:

What do goats taste like?
Delicious.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tendai posted:

Delicious.

:agreed:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Happy Hedonist posted:

What do goats taste like?

Ask your mother

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Happy Hedonist posted:

What do goats taste like?

It's got a texture similar to beef but a flavour that's kind of like lamb but a lot more nuanced and intense.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Happy Hedonist posted:

What do goats taste like?

very lean meat, it tastes like goat. i'm having one of mine for dinner all week.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

give the goasts some belly scritches :3

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Goat curry is wonderful.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
dote up a goat

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
shagga, cut off the op manhood and feed it to the goats

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

The Dregs posted:

Goat curry is wonderful.

Definitely one of my favourite foods. I have some goat in the freezer i forgot about might make a goar curry sometime.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
are you a farmer op

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Heres some photos i took for gbs this morning.


Big goat


Driving the big truck with lots of little goats around


This is the only goat i let drive the tractor



3 guard goats.

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

are you a farmer op

I pick up eggs and feed birds

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