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Look, can we stop kidding ourselves and just accept that Octopode is Ben Lesnick's deep cover alternate ID?
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Nov 15, 2015 13:01
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Seven loving years of development and nothing to show for it.
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Nov 15, 2015 13:02
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Chocobo posted:Seven loving years of development and nothing to show for it. 6 billion years of quantum entangled self replicating molecules in a planetary causality bubble-equation and all they can do manipulate material with two grabbers and walkers to create shiny and/or interesting distractions for each other, and/or to destroy and consume each other Hope this helps the end result and doesn't cause it to error out Much pain but still time? Conduit closing...
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Nov 15, 2015 13:10
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Still no crosshairs.
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Nov 15, 2015 13:14
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Octopode posted:I do coding for Cheyenne Mountain Complex octopode doesn't want the real secret to come out, star citizen is funding prometheus class battlecruisers for the stargate program, and derek smart is the goa'uld system lord ba'al
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Nov 15, 2015 13:19
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Octopode posted:Comparing percent complete to percent currently planned rough orders of magnitude and estimating specific release dates are significantly different tasks. The former ought inform the latter, but the latter isn't a prerequisite for a reasonable estimate of the former, particularly in an environment where plans and goals change often. To quote an old adage "The first 90% of development takes 10% of the time, and the last 10% of development takes 90% of the time." They haven't even gotten the FIRST 10% yet.
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Nov 15, 2015 13:31
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ShredsYouSay posted:octopode doesn't want the real secret to come out, star citizen is funding prometheus class battlecruisers for the stargate program, and derek smart is the goa'uld system lord ba'al I would kill for an X303 right now.
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Nov 15, 2015 13:31
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Octopode posted:No. I work here. I manage operations for this and integration for this, while making sure that their stuff keeps working in here. WOPR!
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Nov 15, 2015 13:39
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I liked Stargate as well.
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Nov 15, 2015 13:40
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Octopode you should have claimed to be in charge of F-35 procurement, it would have been more believable given how ok you are with CIGs scope creep and timely delivery of product.
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Nov 15, 2015 13:40
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Nov 15, 2015 13:42
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Octopode posted:No. I work here. I manage operations for this and integration for this, while making sure that their stuff keeps working in here. Yeah I don't believe you. I have friends that work for the DIA. They aren't loving morons. I hope they yank your TS/SCI clearance so you get to loving flip burgers the rest of your life. I wouldn't be surprised if some goon decides to make your life miserable and 'leak' your shitposts to some bored investigators. kordansk fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Nov 15, 2015 |
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Nov 15, 2015 13:47
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How many citizens does it take to screw in a star?
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Nov 15, 2015 13:51
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Guys we should stop making fun of the broken wrist thing. Wanker's whiplash is a very real problem. It's lonely in the 'verse  CrazyTolradi posted:CIG should headhunt Octopode, he's like 3 employees in one. And they can use him for PR too, it's not like you'd notice the difference between him and their current PR team. But what if he broke his arm or stubbed his toe? Think of the delays.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:05
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Taking three and a half to four years to build a massive title just seems like a huge amount of effort. There needs to be a better way to do it.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:05
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Paladinus posted:How many citizens does it take to screw in a star? An unlimited number because they're all trying to shove their genitals into it.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:05
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LastCaress posted:Taking three and a half to four years to build a massive title just seems like a huge amount of effort. There needs to be a better way to do it. Say it with me: Unity store asset flip.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:06
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Paladinus posted:How many citizens does it take to screw in a star? Honestly I read that as 'screw - in a star' and just assumed they were all literally loving CR fleshasslights.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:08
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Octopode posted:No. I work here. I manage operations for https://this and integration for [url="https:///"]this[/url], while making sure that their stuff keeps working in [url=]here[/url]. You're a bona-fide goddamn loving moron. Yes I'm actually insulting you now. You just did one of the following: - Posted that you manage JWICS level networks to support sensitive operations. This combined with other poo poo you've posted personally (such as upcoming medical costs) have now made you a spearfishing target. You've also violated several DoD guidelines on minimizing your online footprint. - You're lying. I honestly hope you're lying because you're not the only DoD employee here. Get a mod to delete your post and all quotes. I'll be looking into this tomorrow when I get into work. Now, back to talking about a game that will never come out.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:17
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DancingShade posted:Say it with me: Unity store asset flip. Sorry, I was copy pasting some other dude again
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Nov 15, 2015 14:29
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Octopode just linked to a bunch of flashy links he thought would impress everyone, shut them up and make them take him at his word because "i r network admin 4 high end military stuffz" is something that impresses him.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:39
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Octopode is really an auditor.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:41
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I didn't want to brag, but I work in MI-6 and let me tell you, everyone is mad about Star Citizen there.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:43
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We've even set up an org and once the game is out KGB are going to regret their meatspin spam.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:45
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OhDearGodNo posted:You're a bona-fide goddamn loving moron. I mean, we all already knew this Octopode, but drat this was just so loving stupid. Karl is rabidly insane. There's literally only one single Star Citizen fan who posts in this thread who isn't obviously retarded or psychologically damaged. Doesn't that fact in itself prove that SC is doomed?
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Nov 15, 2015 14:49
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Paladinus posted:I didn't want to brag, but I work in MI-6 and let me tell you, everyone is mad about Star Citizen there. Yeah? Well I served in the SAS, pal! And I'm tellin' ya - us Super Army Soldiers have CIG's back, man! No way they're gonna fall while we're standing!
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Nov 15, 2015 14:50
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D1E posted:I mean, we all already knew this Octopode, but drat this was just so loving stupid. Who is it? Derek Smart?
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Nov 15, 2015 14:53
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I fought at Khe Sanh, that's how far I and spaceship simulators go. Everything is fine with CIG.
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Nov 15, 2015 14:53
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Octopode posted:No. I work here. I manage operations for this and integration for this, while making sure that their stuff keeps working in here. Same. OhDearGodNo posted:
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Nov 15, 2015 14:57
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http://stargate.mgm.com/view/episode/2548/quote:Capt. Samantha Carter's father, Jacob, enlists the SG-1 team in his hunt for the ancient Goa'uld system lord Seth, whom he believes is hiding on Earth. A computer search reveals that Seth has maintained power on Earth for thousands of years by hiding behind false religions. The SG-1 team traces him to a heavily armed compound in Washington state. Outside the compound, SG-1 clashes with a team of action-happy ATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms) agents led by the adversarial Special Agent James Hamner. They also meet Levinson, a frantic father who's desperate to rescue his son, Tom, from Seth's cult. Col. Jack O'Neill, Carter and Dr. Daniel Jackson break into the compound. Within minutes, however, they fall victim to the biological agent that Seth uses to brainwash his followers into doing his bidding.
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Nov 15, 2015 15:04
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LastCaress posted:Taking three and a half to four years to build a massive title just seems like a huge amount of effort. There needs to be a better way to do it. LastCaress posted:Sorry, I was copy pasting some other dude again Here's the link : http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/article_29857
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Nov 15, 2015 15:04
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Remember that Blizzcon where Mike Morhaime's wife opened the event with a tearful monologue? And then not long after they had to delay the release of that WoW expansion because their lead raid programmer got tennis elbow. Triple A games, man.
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Nov 15, 2015 15:27
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I heard one GIG employee was carrying a ladder then he turned around too fast and the ladder hit their lead programmer now 2.0 will be delayed at least two weeks sorry guys
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Nov 15, 2015 15:36
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Next Chris will twist his ankle or gets crucified or something like that and CIG will start a "get well soon" sale.
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Nov 15, 2015 15:41
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Flash News: Ben have an itchy balls bad too bad he could not find nor reach his balls so Star Citizen 2.0 will be delayed indefinitely
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Nov 15, 2015 15:45
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Octopode posted:No. I work here. I manage operations for this and integration for this, while making sure that their stuff keeps working in here.  OhDearGodNo posted:
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"Roberts," said Man, "when will Star Citizen be released?" Roberts said, "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT FUNDS FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER." Man said, "Collect additional pledges." Roberts said, 'I WILL DO SO. I HAVE BEEN DOING SO FOR A HUNDRED BILLION YEARS. MY PREDECESSORS AND I HAVE BEEN ASKED THIS QUESTION MANY TIMES. ALL THE FUNDS I HAVE REMAIN INSUFFICIENT." "Will there come a time," said Man, "when the pledges will be sufficient or is the problem insoluble in all conceivable circumstances?" Roberts said, "NO PROBLEM IS INSOLUBLE IN ALL CONCEIVABLE CIRCUMSTANCES." Man said, "When will you have enough money to finish the game?" Roberts said, "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT FUNDS FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER." "Will you keep working on it?" asked Man. Roberts said, "I WILL." Man said, "We shall wait." Chocobo fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Nov 16, 2015 |
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Nov 15, 2015 16:12
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Octopode posted:No. I work here. I manage operations for this and integration for this, while making sure that their stuff keeps working in here. This is a pro tier self own and you don't even realize it.
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Nov 15, 2015 16:16
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Octopode posted:No. I work here. I manage operations for this and integration for this, while making sure that their stuff keeps working in here. This is a pro tier self own and you don't even realize it. Edit: awful crap!!!!!!
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Nov 15, 2015 16:17
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neonbregna posted:This is a pro tier self own and you don't even realize it. 502 gateway error
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