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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Took a huge, painful and tarry black poo poo this morning and kinda panicked about internal bleeding for a bit, called my Physician's Assistant since we actually hang out and watch football sometimes. He was concerned too until he remembered a few minutes in to giving me advice

:beerpal: "Didn't we just put you on medication for your ulcer?"

:gary: "Yeah, you did."

:beerpal: "What dosage are you on?"

:gary: "one sec let me look at the bottle, uh, says *dosage instructions*"

:beerpal: "Goddamit, Yeah, the doc wrote the script wrong, that's a pretty big overdose, your poo poo is gonna be black for a few days, don't worry. In the mean time use *correct dosage* and I'll remind the doctor to get checked for senility"


Non-VA healthcare continues to be good, even when they gently caress up

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

We have a thread for that

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

We have a thread for that

Still buzzed from lastnight and couldn't remember the thread, plus I just wanted to share my poop story :3:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

USMC503 posted:

Holy poo poo. I'm going on having been a goon for 4 years now. gently caress where did time go.

I earned my avatar and user title for doing a power hour trying to free Rrail like a few months after regging.

RIP koolkrew

werent you drinking smirnoff ice?

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

pretty sure it was because smoke crack didnt want to do one after failing his no drinking challenge

are you saying.... smoke crack's a bitch

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

oh my god where is this from

originally I'm not sure, think it was posted in a reddit gif thread.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011


Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I wish I could blow myself.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
If I could blow myself I'd definitely do it in a crowd.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Rad Lieutenant posted:

If I could blow myself I'd definitely do it in a crowd.

Why don't we just blow each other simultaneously.

Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Why don't we just blow each other simultaneously.

USPP entrance exam spotted.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Why don't we just blow each other simultaneously.

Next best thing I suppose

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

werent you drinking smirnoff ice?

Yes. Something I do not encourage anyone to do ever.

Kind of like joining the mil.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

They, uh, make those dolls look pretty young. :aatrek:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
That thing's pretty stacked for a 12 year old (no pedo)

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug
What would compel someone to leave the house with one of those things?

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009

Ckwiesr posted:

What would compel someone to leave the house with one of those things?

Probably the same disconnection from reality that makes you want to buy one in the first place?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


DragonEXtwo 88 points : 9 replies : a day ago reply
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A CHILD?!

chevysandcorgis 48 points : 1 reply : a day ago reply
Keeps him away from the real ones?

DragonEXtwo 12 points : 1 reply : a day ago reply
There's a real one right next to him.

chevysandcorgis 32 points : a day ago reply
Ok, keeps him OUT of the real ones

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

They, uh, make those dolls look pretty young. :aatrek:

When I was stationed in Japan, a buddy of mine and I went into this 7-story porn store that's right next to the Akihabara station in Tokyo. They had a pretty impressive collection of sex dolls, but the creepiest one by far was the one made up to look like a schoolgirl with the little plastic tear on her cheek

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Slim Pickens posted:

That thing's pretty stacked for a 12 year old (no pedo)

:aatrek:

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Slim Pickens posted:

That thing's pretty stacked for a 12 year old (no pedo)

its the tupperware.

Dingleberry fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Nov 17, 2015

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Nuke it from loving orbit

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

loving el oh el.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
why the gently caress is grey hair a trend now, it drives me loving insane

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The people you hang out with are getting older.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Godholio posted:

The people you hang out with are getting older.

no like, legit dying one's hair grey is a trend

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Well on that note let's talk MLM schemes.

This smart upper class middle aged white chick got roped into one. . Like I don't even know what the gently caress they sell they just hashtag poo poo and from what I can tell the whole thing involves going to a bar/grill with a bunch of attractive white people. Then they do presentations I guess? Part of it makes me sad because they simply refuse to believe it's a pyramid in any capacity or this one dude who started it totally made a million bucks and drives a corvette. They get so delusional. Also I saw something about having to pay $600 (but you make that back after you recruit 3 others!)

Then she made a post about how if she's bugging friends/family via text or phone calls its not because she wants to sell them stuff she KNOWS it will benefit and save their life....somehow

Because she dumped so much into it outright she got some obnoxious f350 to drive

It's kind of like watching the whole thing in steps via Facebook





Hit me with your best base housing MLM ITT

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Nov 18, 2015

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Well on that note let's talk MLM schemes.

This smart upper class middle aged white chick got roped into one. . Like I don't even know what the gently caress they sell they just hashtag poo poo and from what I can tell the whole thing involved going to bar/grill with a bunch of attractive white people. Then they do presentations I guess? Part of it makes me sad because they simply refuse to believe it's a pyramid in any capacity or this one dude who started it totally made a million bucks and drives a corvette. They get so delusional. Also I saw something about having to pay $600 (but you make that back after you recruit 3 others!)

Then she made a post about how if she's bugging friends/family via text or phone calls its not because she wants to sell them stuff she KNOWS it will benefit and save their life....somehow

Because she dumped so much into it outright

It's kind of like watching the whole thing in steps via Facebook





Hit me with your best base housing MLM

This isn't that isagenix bullshit is it? I've basically disowned one of my friends because he just won't take no for an answer

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I don't know what's what these days. They keep coming up with all this wild zany names and rebranding poo poo. Not to mention you never have any idea what the product their selling actually is. :shrug:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Just draw a quick diagram.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a231RLKyfPw

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yeah but these new age MLM's literally brain wash people to look at it at every angle but a pyramid. They try to make it hip and cool I guess. You can show some people that office clip but they'll just never accept it


Oh well pretty much sums up American greed so ces't la vie

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I don't know what's what these days. They keep coming up with all this wild zany names and rebranding poo poo. Not to mention you never have any idea what the product their selling actually is. :shrug:

Eh I mean isagenix is some kind of meal replacement but they push the signing up angle really hard and the thing that annoys me the most is the way he frames it as trying to help people

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Well on that note let's talk MLM schemes.

This smart upper class middle aged white chick got roped into one. . Like I don't even know what the gently caress they sell they just hashtag poo poo and from what I can tell the whole thing involves going to a bar/grill with a bunch of attractive white people. Then they do presentations I guess? Part of it makes me sad because they simply refuse to believe it's a pyramid in any capacity or this one dude who started it totally made a million bucks and drives a corvette. They get so delusional. Also I saw something about having to pay $600 (but you make that back after you recruit 3 others!)

Then she made a post about how if she's bugging friends/family via text or phone calls its not because she wants to sell them stuff she KNOWS it will benefit and save their life....somehow

Because she dumped so much into it outright she got some obnoxious f350 to drive

It's kind of like watching the whole thing in steps via Facebook





Hit me with your best base housing MLM ITT

Whenever I got bugged about these things I had to restrain myself from saying "no thanks, my wife has a real job."

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Well on that note let's talk MLM schemes.

This smart upper class middle aged white chick got roped into one. . Like I don't even know what the gently caress they sell they just hashtag poo poo and from what I can tell the whole thing involves going to a bar/grill with a bunch of attractive white people. Then they do presentations I guess? Part of it makes me sad because they simply refuse to believe it's a pyramid in any capacity or this one dude who started it totally made a million bucks and drives a corvette. They get so delusional. Also I saw something about having to pay $600 (but you make that back after you recruit 3 others!)

Then she made a post about how if she's bugging friends/family via text or phone calls its not because she wants to sell them stuff she KNOWS it will benefit and save their life....somehow

Because she dumped so much into it outright she got some obnoxious f350 to drive

It's kind of like watching the whole thing in steps via Facebook





Hit me with your best base housing MLM ITT

I'm the logo labeled "sapphire level" that isn't colored blue.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
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YOU

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Stultus Maximus posted:

Whenever I got bugged about these things I had to restrain myself from saying "no thanks, my wife has a real job."

Why would you restrain yourself from telling off some schmuck who's either knowingly swindling you or too dumb to live?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

at the date posted:

Why would you restrain yourself from telling off some schmuck who's either knowingly swindling you or too dumb to live?

Because sometimes they outranked me.

e: happy?

Stultus Maximus fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Nov 18, 2015

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Stultus Maximus posted:

Because sometimes they outrank me.

gently caress you if youre still in

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