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breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
Lesnick is a kind of pitiable guy. He just loves WC too much and wants SC to be a real thing. His dreams are crashing down around him by the day.

But on the other hand he has been a complete unwarranted dick to goons.

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

AP posted:

I know right? I make a boring post about consumer rights in EU and some guy on reddit tries to troll me about it. In doing so he manages to reveal he's a German Auditor who has spent thousands on jpgs while simultaneously posting as his son, daughter, wife, brother in law and is definitely not the same German Auditor angry posting at me here.

I mention it again and some guy who really likes elite dangerous rages at me for pages about how terribly upset I am.

There's just no way a potential Star Citizen game release can be as entertaining as when I plan to mention consumer rights in EU again, in 37 pages time.

Look man if you criticise a video game that I like then expect me to got bat poo poo insane, OK? There are certain lines you just don't cross and smack talking about a computer game is one of them.
I don't want poo poo to get real here, but believe me it loving will if you go there again.
Understood?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I held a meeting yesterday with a new start up company, I love these because they are sometimes really excited and naive in a happy puppy kind of way.
These guys though had my other favourite thing about start ups going on, they had no idea about etiquette or how to behave in a meeting.
The guy stormed out three times in a massively angry strop while his business partner sat in front of me every time and cried.
It was amazing, truly amazing because two of the three times he stormed out were because they were unsure what to have as a headline on the frontpage of their site :v:

mcjomar
Jun 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer
I'm in the camp of feeling kind of bad for Lesnick.
He's managed to get into a position of working in what would potentially be a dream job in pretty much any other gaming company.
And going by the financials and inside leaks and predictions, it's slowly coming down around him, and there's nothing he can do but ride that rollercoaster into the (brown) sea, and hang on because it's gonna be a rough ride.
I'd be pretty depressed under those circumstances if I couldn't find a decent way out of it.

I'm pretty sure there's parallels in classic greek literature somewhere - those dudes really loved their tragedies.

dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer
But we have those discussions about ketchuptea and sandwich sauces to lighten up and counterbalance the thread, its all good.

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.
Has Citizen Smart posted his 'leaked' JPEG list yet. Or is he planning on doing it closer to the Nerd harvest this evening

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I feel bad for Ben in the same way I feel bad for one of those beached whales you see, all forlorn on the sand and flopping about in real trouble.
The thing is though, you have to remember - that whale could have been a colossal dick in its day to day life for all we know, poo poo like swimming under seals and blowing them out of the water with it's blow hole, taking a huge poo poo in a cloud of tasty plankton and laughing at his friends as they filter plankton and his poo poo through their mouths, knocking fishing boats over, stuff like that.
Hang on I'm liking this whale more and more as I type

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
But will someone try to remove Ben from office with a couple pounds of high explosives?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





EightAce posted:

Has Citizen Smart posted his 'leaked' JPEG list yet. Or is he planning on doing it closer to the Nerd harvest this evening

Radio silence from him this morning, I think. I'm really interested to see what he's got.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



peter gabriel posted:

I feel bad for Ben in the same way I feel bad for one of those beached whales you see, all forlorn on the sand and flopping about in real trouble.
The thing is though, you have to remember - that whale could have been a colossal dick in its day to day life for all we know, poo poo like swimming under seals and blowing them out of the water with it's blow hole, taking a huge poo poo in a cloud of tasty plankton and laughing at his friends as they filter plankton and his poo poo through their mouths, knocking fishing boats over, stuff like that.
Hang on I'm liking this whale more and more as I type

this whale also tricked other whale into spending more money on his sinking ship

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I skipped through a couple of Disco Lando's videos, and he reminds me of a record producer I once knew who didn't come back to earth after a massive acid trip in the 70's.

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Nov 19, 2015

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
I bet peopple will start reversing their refunds when they see how good 2.0 is going to be

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.
Couple of pretty funny links, not sure if they've been posted

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+classic_thong,1645167404
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1398772708/1494487578?token=68346705

dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer

mcjomar posted:

I'm pretty sure there's parallels in classic greek literature somewhere - those dudes really loved their tragedies.

He could be Banquo in Macbeth. This would imply that CR will murder him soon though.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

peter gabriel posted:

I held a meeting yesterday with a new start up company, I love these because they are sometimes really excited and naive in a happy puppy kind of way.
These guys though had my other favourite thing about start ups going on, they had no idea about etiquette or how to behave in a meeting.
The guy stormed out three times in a massively angry strop while his business partner sat in front of me every time and cried.
It was amazing, truly amazing because two of the three times he stormed out were because they were unsure what to have as a headline on the frontpage of their site :v:

how do these literal children raise cash?

Thronde
Aug 4, 2012

Fun Shoe

dogboy posted:

He could be Banquo in Macbeth. This would imply that CR will murder him soon though.

Suicide because your idol crumbled you life and dreams and made you the scapegoat is kinda like murder in Macbeth right?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

EightAce posted:

Has Citizen Smart posted his 'leaked' JPEG list yet. Or is he planning on doing it closer to the Nerd harvest this evening

New concept sale ship name.

Aegis Dynamics Ambergris

mcjomar
Jun 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Thronde posted:

Suicide because your idol crumbled you life and dreams and made you the scapegoat is kinda like murder in Macbeth right?

I was going to go with croberts throwing him under the bus myself, but this works also.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless



dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer

Thronde posted:

Suicide because your idol crumbled you life and dreams and made you the scapegoat is kinda like murder in Macbeth right?

When Ben loses faith and starts turning his back on Chris questioning his former friend and idol, that is when Chris remembers that the 3 witches foretold Ben's offspring to become king one day. Then he has him murdered.

Edit: Thinking about it, who are the 3 witches then?

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

When CIG implodes, will the same happen to Ben?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Berious posted:

how do these literal children raise cash?

In this case the guy used to be a big(ish) deal in product development, so he has a decent but dwindling stash of cash, as that gets lower he gets more irate.
One of the things I sourced for them was a huge popcorn making machine, free to them if they branded it up, I just emailed the company providing it and said:

"You know that popcorn machine? Hang fire on that. In fact, no fire it up"

:lol: business is wierd

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

this whale also tricked other whale into spending more money on his sinking ship

He's basically making GBS threads in our plankton

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

fuctifino posted:

When CIG implodes, will the same happen to Ben?



Quit stealing my future jokes, jerk. I was saving that one for when it all came crashing down.

Loiosh
Jul 25, 2010

Berious posted:

how do these literal children raise cash?

These meetings are generally about trying to raise money (that doesn't come from family / credit card debt). They're always pretty fascinating. You can tell the guys who know their poo poo vs passionate start up types almost instantly.

The number of Facebooks and Apples is so rare.

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Livestream and sale starts later right?

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

We literally don't have to do anything to troll sc backers. Lolllll

Loiosh
Jul 25, 2010

no_recall posted:

Livestream and sale starts later right?

There's a timer here: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/15065-Anniversary-2015-Livestream

5 hours from this post.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

geoffvader_ 11 pontos 6 hours ago
Its bizare that anyone thinks for a second that this was a genuine investor... His youtube feed has a years worth of anti-SC videos, if he was a genuine investor who - according to his SA posts - only started doubting about a month or so ago, why has he been producing anti-SC videos for the SA forums for like a year

poo poo, they are onto us.





quote:

Matilda2013 6 pontos 9 hours ago
Hihihi, kudos to bootcha, Derek swallowed it. I only hope you did not fake any contract documents to convince him, that can get ugly.
I foresee a lots of laughter.
Dammit Karl, make up your mind.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

MeLKoR posted:

poo poo, they are onto us.

Guy claims to have invested in SC 4 years ago. Made videos mocking SC within the last year. Claims to have recently lost faith in SC. Obviously something is up because this doesn't make sense. Also how does time work?

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

mcjomar posted:

I'm in the camp of feeling kind of bad for Lesnick.
He's managed to get into a position of working in what would potentially be a dream job in pretty much any other gaming company.

He's not just a naive follower, he's a toady, gently caress him.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Chalks posted:

Guy claims to have invested in SC 4 years ago. Made videos mocking SC within the last year. Claims to have recently lost faith in SC. Obviously something is up because this doesn't make sense. Also how does time work?

you'll get your answer in two weeks

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Seriously are the guys posting on the Derek Smart hate subreddit saying that the people hating on Derek Smart are making Star Citizen look bad and it must be goons doing it?

:wtchris:

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Yeah, basically.

The lack of self-awareness is pretty lmao

mcjomar
Jun 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer
At this point they're basically trolling themselves.
They've become a perpetual trolling machine

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

I find that website to be more arousing than porn. Is that healthy?

Toops fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Nov 19, 2015

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

mcjomar posted:

At this point they're basically trolling themselves.
They've become a perpetual trolling machine

You could power a large lawnmower with their mental gymnastics

or perhaps a small car

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Chalks posted:

Guy claims to have invested in SC 4 years ago. Made videos mocking SC within the last year. Claims to have recently lost faith in SC. Obviously something is up because this doesn't make sense. Also how does time work?

Karl is an auditor. What are your credentials?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

3 posted:

Congrats on getting out, man :unsmith:
Also, eat poo poo, Karl.



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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Loiosh posted:

These meetings are generally about trying to raise money (that doesn't come from family / credit card debt). They're always pretty fascinating. You can tell the guys who know their poo poo vs passionate start up types almost instantly.

The number of Facebooks and Apples is so rare.

This is exactly it apart from the raising money thing.
One of them knows their poo poo, the other runs on passion and fury ha ha, so he shouts down the one who knows their poo poo and they cry.
It's immensely entertaining

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