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learnincurve posted:Speaking of which, Morrissey is the odds on faveroite to win the bad sex writing award. quote:Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone. same
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Getting paid tomorrow so gonna get a chippy tea 
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It's almost like it was written by an asexual celibate. Sorry, "humasexual, celibate" that has never actually seen two people having sex apart from that one time he downloaded giant tumble dryer porn.
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learnincurve posted:It's almost like it was written by an asexual celibate. Sorry, "humasexual, celibate" that has never actually seen two people having sex apart from that one time he downloaded giant tumble dryer porn. *smacks u with my bulbous salutation*
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Nov 19, 2015 19:24
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The Christmas markets are open, the temptation to get a hog roast every day is going to be overwhelming
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the german market here always smells amazing and I'm glad that i lost my bank card and am waiting for a new one otherwise i'd be even fatter than i already am
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Nov 19, 2015 19:40
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my new secondhand coil pack may or may not have sorted out my hesitation issue im really not sure atm
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its like a 13 year olds writing after they discovered a thesaurus for the first time
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corn in the fridge posted:my new secondhand coil pack may or may not have sorted out my hesitation issue im really not sure atm did you try giving the car some positive mental reinforcement? it sounds nervous
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Please no talk of Chr*stmas M*arkets in the thread please, I find it highly triggering
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Vitamins posted:its like a 13 year olds writing after they discovered a thesaurus for the first time all those writers who say they dont do drafts turn out poo poo like this
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Nov 19, 2015 20:49
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Found I've gone right off Rachel Riley from Countdown after finding out she's a Man United fan.
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im afraid there's only one true countdown standing-up host and that's carol vorderman
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joe wilkinson is the best one actually
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well,
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point taken  e: 
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jessica jones and the man in the high castle are available to stream tomorrow but next weekend i'm stuck without the use of my right arm so i need to try and wait
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Nov 19, 2015 22:59
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~wankless wonder~
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Mrs Boat is away this weekend so I'm not allowed to watch Jessica Jones, she wasn't too into House of Cards tho so I might binge that I'm tempted to rewatch series 2 of Bojack Horseman because last time I watched it while off my face across a series of travelodges and don't remember everything but part of me says that was the platonic ideal of how to watch bojack and I shouldn't sully that half-memory
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sorry Jose I misread your post and assumed you were extremely aroused by superhero abused women / modern Nazis how are you?
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Party Boat posted:sorry Jose I misread your post and assumed you were extremely aroused by superhero abused women / modern Nazis i'm fine now but will be recovering from surgery next weekend but both having seen bits of both shows i'm extremely aroused by them for different reasons house of cards is poo poo though i'm going to be left handed fro 6 weeks so wanking will definitely be strange
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Nov 19, 2015 23:29
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sounds like a fine time to invest in a fleshlight http://gizmodo.com/5389919/have-a-happier-halloween-with-the-fleshlight-succu-dry
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Pedricko posted:KC Green is legit funny and good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOw-jplSMk
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Corbae posted:the german market here always smells amazing and I'm glad that i lost my bank card and am waiting for a new one otherwise i'd be even fatter than i already am yeah, they're great but at the same time insanely over priced and every year I always end up buying 1 currywurst or something
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Jose posted:i'm fine now but will be recovering from surgery next weekend but both having seen bits of both shows i'm extremely aroused by them for different reasons it occurs to me that i've never had a wank with the 'wrong' hand before. Thankyou Jose, i now have something to do at the weekend!
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don't do it it feels wrong you'll never be able to look righty in the eye again
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Pistol_Pete posted:it occurs to me that i've never had a wank with the 'wrong' hand before.
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excuse me but the term is ambiwanxtrous
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im a vegan
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I'm going to Birmingham Christmas Market tomorrow to get shitfaced on German Beer and Gluwein. May also eat sausage. This is all assuming I can find my wait out of the train station.
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Nov 20, 2015 10:28
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my car has not been fixed
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corn in the fridge posted:my car has not been fixed have you heard of this good and cool forum called automotive insanity maybe they could help you? 
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lol just lol
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I dont want to leave the house because I'm waiting on ear meds and I currently can't hear gently caress all, but on the other hand my friend is waving at me from her burger van.
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go for burger
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Overtime saga keeps getting better, as I'm just checking documents I'm allowed to work from home. Your taxes at work, me checking risk assessments in my pants.
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