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Silver Alicorn posted:
My Red Panda Essay Red pandas are amazingly cute. Their ultimate attack is falling down on stationary objects and that is ridiculous. I still can't imagine how they've managed to stay alive for so many years in the wild. Just looking at them makes me happy and I really wish I could have one or more as a pet. They like the cold just like me! And they've been helpful for helping to cheer up people I know that are down in the dumps, because they're just so cute. So they're basically life savers. In my opinion we shouldn't even call giant pandas any more because red pandas are the true pandas. As of now this is my favorite red panda picture ever because I want to do this: 
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My Red Panda Essay I had a conversation recently with a girl who jokingly asked me what my spirit animal was. I said red panda, of course. And not just because of this thread (lies), but because I feel like I do have quite a few things in common with these critters. Let's look at the facts: -super cute -total goofball -can climb things pretty well but have trouble getting down again sometimes -super lazy unless there's something i really want to work for -how in the hell have you survived this long -frightened by innocuous things this is me irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lh47WtOJeY
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Nov 20, 2015 00:59
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My Red Panda Essay Red Pandas are basically what I imagine would happen if you crossed a domestic housecat with a small bear. They seem to have the approximate survival instincts of a drunken horse, but unlike a horse which will kill itself because it saw a bee, a red panda will fall over and do something adorable that will be exhaustively documented by what I am sure is a veritable legion of tiny Japanese people following all red pandas at all times in order to document their ways. Red Pandas have been a calming influence in my exciting and dangerous life of doing things to computers. After spending hours attempting to figure out what #include means, I can unwind with some very manly red panda videos while slamming a Monster energy drink and gulping down Soylent 2.0 in turns. Nothing inspires creativity like a dumb cat bear eating a slice of an apple, and nothing calms the soul like a tiny adorable cat bear baby doing tiny adorable cat bear things. I believe that a Red Panda head thing would both increase my social status at work and I promise that if I win I will post a picture in this thread of me wearing it while drinking a Monster energy drink and if I can hit up the one dude who drinks Soylent for a glass I will double fist the Soylent and Monster. In summary red pandas are really cool. Lets Make America Great Again, and God Bless. 
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Nov 20, 2015 01:05
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My Red Panda Essay I like red pandas because They're also kind of fun to draw due to their expressions, colour, and fluff. Here is one of my favourite photos:  It's a favourite because it's the first time the red panda finally showed itself in the enclosure at the zoo after many failed visits. It was pretty brief so this shot of it's arse and tail is one of the few we managed to get after the initial holy poo poo it's showing itself and moment of admiration at how even more loving fluffy and adorable they are in person
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Nov 20, 2015 02:27
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 ALERT http://lostcoastoutpost.com/2015/nov/19/red-panda-missing-sequoia-park-zoo/  Name: Masala quote:One of the Red Pandas went missing from its enclosure at the Sequoia Park Zoo this afternoon. Dammit Panda
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Nov 20, 2015 07:08
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polarbear_terrorist posted:
Hope that panda stays safe! Eita spends some time in the apple-y indoor enclosure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0tGXaJHszQ
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Nov 20, 2015 10:19
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Stay safe panda 
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Nov 20, 2015 16:15
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I think I have to change my tumblr posting procedure, thanks yahoo conglomerate.
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Nov 20, 2015 22:51
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why does eureka have a red panda?? some methhead is just going to try to smoke the poor thing. they should give her to me
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Nov 20, 2015 23:55
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Red Pandas are just off brand raccoons. Sorry.
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Nov 21, 2015 00:26
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Red Pandas are just off brand raccoons. Sorry. Have you ever met a raccoon? They're pretty gnarly creatures.
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Nov 21, 2015 00:42
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Red Pandas are just off brand raccoons. Sorry. Conversely I think raccoons are just trying to be red pandas but they're not cute enough.
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Nov 21, 2015 01:42
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a raccoon is like if a red panda was in a video game and it had an evil counterpart also re the missing panda: quote:“She should be getting pretty hungry for bamboo right now,” Zoo Manager Gretchen Ziegler told the North Coast Journal of the presumably daring escape, which occurred between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. yesterday. However, there is plenty of bamboo out there in the wild, and it's possible Masala has got her paws on some. calling it now: red pandas know Blink and have just never tried it
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Nov 21, 2015 02:06
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Raccoons are red pandas with a meth habit
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Nov 21, 2015 02:06
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whydirt posted:Raccoons are red pandas with a meth habit White trash pandas?
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Nov 21, 2015 02:47
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I still like raccoons more than red pandas, but I have read this thread, and understand your arguments otherwise.
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Nov 21, 2015 03:59
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Tiberius Thyben posted:I still like raccoons more than red pandas, but I have read this thread, and understand your arguments otherwise. Hey, didn't you just have a cute drawing of a red panda dressing up as Roger the Potted Ghost a while ago in this post? I really liked that. 
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Nov 21, 2015 17:57
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pandas are mean. pandas are fierce. pandas have teeth and claws that pierce. pandas are great, they can't be beat. If I was a panda, that would be neat. pandas are nimble and light on their toes, my respect for pandas continually grows. pandas are great! They're the toast of the town. life's always better when a pandas around! pandas are perfect, the e-pit-o-me of good looks and grace and quiet dignity.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:52
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When MY GIRLFIEND gets mad at me I send her Red Panda pictures and then she's less mad. This is my essay.
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Nov 21, 2015 20:08
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Bip Roberts posted:pandas are mean. is this an official entry to the contest thing?
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Nov 21, 2015 21:56
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Silver Alicorn posted:is this an official entry to the contest thing? Pretty sure that's bill waterson copy replaced pandas for tigers
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Nov 21, 2015 22:39
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Silver Alicorn posted:is this an official entry to the contest thing? Yeah sure, however syscall girl posted:Pretty sure that's bill waterson copy replaced pandas for tigers
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Nov 22, 2015 03:07
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My Red Panda Essay Six-ish years ago I was told to draw a red panda as a commission and it took me like 5 hours because I was not so good at drawing most animals. I actually ended up drawing a bunch of red pandas (and some possums) afterwards to practice, and now I can draw them from memory pretty good and in 1/5 of the time. Like this one:  Improvement! I mean obviously I practiced on tons of different animals too over the course of my education, but after canids/felids, red pandas were one of my first decently understood critters. And all thanks to a random internet weeaboo who gave me cash to draw cute critters! Plus they are adorable and I love lurking around in threads like this to gets some sweet, sweet roly-poly panda action. I would prefer drawing red pandas to doing actual adult work any day of the week. I also consider them life coaches, as I also one day aspire to spend 13 hours a day eating. Currently I only spend about 5 hours doing so and would love to step up my game. Perhaps clothing myself in pandajamas will bring me closer to my ideal lifestyle both in mind and body.
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Nov 22, 2015 03:41
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My Red Panda Essay Red Pandas may not be the most graceful, or clever of animals, but they never fail to bring a smile to my face. They are fuzzy, and clumsy, and excitable, and lovable in a way that few other creatures can exceed. They say that a picture says a thousand words, so the remainder of my essay will be in the form of sketches my boyfriend and I did of red pandas as bosses from Yoshi's Island.   If I win the contest, I will probably give the head scarf to my niece, as I am 6'7" and I doubt I can pull off the look.
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Nov 22, 2015 04:51
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My Red Panda Essay Red pandas are adorable. We all know that, but I want it on record as well. On a more personal level, they remind me of myself in some ways. They're small (I'm not a tall man), quite lazy, easily startled, love apples, and I have been needing a haircut for a while so that probably qualifies as fluffy. It should be no surprise that they're my favourite animal, and this thread has been a great contribution to having quite a few megabytes of pictures. And they've been a real help sometimes. When I feel bad, or in an anxious situation, I can more often than not open my pictures, and look at as many comfy and carefree pandas as I want, I can see them play around or sleeping, and it gets a load off of me, it's very nice. It isn't always, of course, but they are so chill when they ARE "available", it's hard not to feel a little better at least. 
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Nov 22, 2015 16:15
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The red panda that escaped the zoo in Eureka, California has been found and brought back to the zoo http://kymkemp.com/2015/11/22/masalas-home/quote:We don’t have many details but, Masala, the little red panda who has been missing from her Sequoia Park Zoo habitat since Thursday has been found! About 1 a.m., Zoo Manager Gretchen Ziegler commented on a post on the Sequoia Zoo’s page,
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Nov 22, 2015 16:57
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Stay safe, bamboo ghost
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Nov 22, 2015 17:35
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https://instagram.com/p/-XX_F_SXim/ So adorb
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Nov 22, 2015 20:55
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fishmech posted:The red panda that escaped the zoo in Eureka, California has been found and brought back to the zoo http://kymkemp.com/2015/11/22/masalas-home/ More info about the find/capture here: http://lostcoastoutpost.com/2015/nov/22/panda-rescue-heres-where-masala-red-panda-was-foun/
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Nov 23, 2015 00:19
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Silver Alicorn posted:Stay safe, bamboo ghost spooky 
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Nov 23, 2015 01:21
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Adorably misguided klan panda has my vote.
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Nov 23, 2015 01:28
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Battle Pigeon posted:spooky syscall girl posted:Adorably misguided klan panda has my vote. Red Klanda
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Nov 23, 2015 02:15
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He didn't take the comment about red pandas being off brand raccoons very well it seems
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Nov 23, 2015 02:37
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Less than four hours left 
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Nov 23, 2015 05:47
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 The winner is Serperoth Send me a PM so I can ship this thing to you before my bank account runs dry! Thanks for your entries everyone, they really made my week.
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Nov 23, 2015 16:18
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Silver Alicorn posted:
I don't have Plat, but that's as good as reason as any to get it. In the meantime (until I get home, I'm at a pal's net), you could contact your Glorious Leader through WoW (if you're still around), or just plain old e-mail? I didn't expect to win, but it really made my day 
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Nov 23, 2015 20:32
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 I approve of this marketing scheme to sell 4K TVs.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:45
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My WoW-capable computer is all packed up but you can email me via silveralicorn AT SDF dot ORG
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Nov 23, 2015 20:46
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GokieKS posted:
All of a sudden I want a 4K TV.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:48
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 https://www.flickr.com/photos/ritapetita/22878450559/ Ahh okay. Honey isn't new to the zoo but she's been off exhibit for a while.
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