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Weekend At Bernies is up there with Mrs. Doubtfire for WHM touching on 'beloved films that need to be re-examined'.
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That wrestling bit was ridiculously funny. Jim Ross impressions are always hilarious, and these were no exception. I have no clue why they haven't done a Weekend at Bernie's remake either. Get Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum to do it, I'd get drunk and see that.
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Nov 18, 2015 11:33
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PUGGERNAUT posted:I still maintain that The Life Zone is one of the most offensive, disturbing premises for a movie I've ever seen. I totally get why they didn't pick it for Viewer Request Month because jesus christ. What the gently caress  Just looked up the ending. It's even better than what you said. It was a Hell dream!! The one girl who didn't change her mind of the three girls and still wanted an abortion? She died on the abortion table. And the doctor committed suicide! They're both in hell! MinionOfCthulhu fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Nov 18, 2015 |
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Nov 18, 2015 15:37
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Definitely checkout the mail bag this week. Purity Witness 
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Holy poo poo, I could have sworn that Weekend at Bernie's 3 did actually exist
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Nov 19, 2015 17:38
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Jose Oquendo posted:Definitely checkout the mail bag this week. Man at least The Mask had Cameron Diaz in her prime. The sexiest thing in Son of the Mask is that sex is implied to exist at one point.
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Nov 19, 2015 19:01
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And much like that Bible Camp Counselor, I'd much prefer sex NOT exist in the world of Son Of The Mask.
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Nov 19, 2015 19:05
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I had no idea that was even a thing. "Hey man I need you to vouch for me. I did not in fact jerk off to a kids movie."
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Nov 19, 2015 20:07
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Man at least The Mask had Cameron Diaz in her prime. The sexiest thing in Son of the Mask is that sex is implied to exist at one point. Does horrible cg Mask sperm racing through a vagina really count as implied?
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Nov 19, 2015 21:37
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 "HE DOESN'T USUALLY DO THIS!"
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Nov 20, 2015 10:42
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Rahonavis posted:My God, it's real. poo poo, they even gave Junior a pet horrible little goblin thing like in the Punky Brewster cartoon. Yeah, I seem to remember it as a really bad early USA original animated series, too. They've done GI Joes and the Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue? They need to combine the two since GI Joe had a storyline where they teamed with Cobra to fight a drug dealer.
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Nov 20, 2015 10:49
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Y Kant Ozma Diet posted:Weekend at Bernies has the most bizarre plot for a mainstream comedy movie. An hour and a half of two dorks playing with a corpse. Yeah, that's some Jeffrey Dahmer poo poo right there.
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Nov 20, 2015 11:09
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Bernie isn't a corpse until 50 minutes in!
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I WAS PROMISED THIS!
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JediTalentAgent posted:Yeah, I seem to remember it as a really bad early USA original animated series, too. Man, those are the worst team ups. Sure I'm part of a global domination paramilitary organization primarily utilizing terrorism as my tool, but I'm not drug dealing scum. Good guy/bad guy team ups can be good, but you've got to utilize a better reason than "Hey I'm a bad guy, I'm not EVIL over here."
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Nov 20, 2015 20:14
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The problem with that stuff is they never go far enough. Cobra should be launching evil death satellites to take out the houses of drug dealers, and Dr. Doom should have deposited Osama Bin Laden's smoking corpse in front of the White House a few days after 9/11 If these villains are so offended by that poo poo, they should treat it like they treat everything else.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:The problem with that stuff is they never go far enough. Man oh man, that reminds me of all the loving Marvel villains shedding tears over the rubble of the World Trade Center in that one comic. Even the Juggernaut. You know. The one WHO DID THIS. 
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I know AD already covered Sonic the Hedgehog, but I just came across this the other day on Netflix and it must be talked about! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyGjgOwZo1M
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Gyges posted:Man, those are the worst team ups. Sure I'm part of a global domination paramilitary organization primarily utilizing terrorism as my tool, but I'm not drug dealing scum. Good guy/bad guy team ups can be good, but you've got to utilize a better reason than "Hey I'm a bad guy, I'm not EVIL over here." MinionOfCthulhu posted:Man oh man, that reminds me of all the loving Marvel villains shedding tears over the rubble of the World Trade Center in that one comic. Just gonna leave this here 
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JT Smiley posted:I know AD already covered Sonic the Hedgehog, but I just came across this the other day on Netflix and it must be talked about! Sonic Underground is a gem and I want a compilation CD of all their musical numbers for my workout music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTUp5Pl1-A4
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Nov 22, 2015 02:42
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Just gonna leave this here That kinda works for me, honestly. If you think about what the Joker represents, he's pure chaos- and the Nazis are pure order. They're both evil as gently caress, but it makes sense that the Joker would have a huge problem with Nazis regardless.
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LORD OF BUTT posted:That kinda works for me, honestly. If you think about what the Joker represents, he's pure chaos- and the Nazis are pure order. They're both evil as gently caress, but it makes sense that the Joker would have a huge problem with Nazis regardless. If it weren't for the patriot angle, yeah. When a generic mobster pulls the Team America card it makes sense. Joker should have a much better reason, like non-ironic Naziism just isn't funny.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:56
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Random question: What is the story behind "clink clink clink" Or, what movie did it spawn so I can learn myself?
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I dunno. The fact that The Joker loves his country is pretty funny to me. Which other first world country could neglect the mentally ill as well as America? That version of The Joker would have to be a product of Reagan's budget cuts.
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Hockles posted:Random question: What is the story behind "clink clink clink" Listen to butterfly effect.
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Nov 22, 2015 06:38
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The WHM episode, not the actual movie. Don't listen to Butterfly Effect.
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Wasn't it Silver Bullet and Stephen King?
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Detective No. 27 posted:The fact that The Joker loves his country is pretty funny to me. I dunno  
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:I dunno This was also he killed Robin with a crowbar and a bomb.
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Gyges posted:Man, those are the worst team ups. Sure I'm part of a global domination paramilitary organization primarily utilizing terrorism as my tool, but I'm not drug dealing scum. Good guy/bad guy team ups can be good, but you've got to utilize a better reason than "Hey I'm a bad guy, I'm not EVIL over here." COPS did one, too, where the cops and crooks joined up to defeat a bad guy called... ADDICTEM. Addictem - A drug dealer who was selling Crystal Twists that were causing people to become addicted to them. He tried to join Big Boss' gang only to be denied since Big Boss does not do drug dealing. Because of Addictem spreading his Crystal Twist drugs across Empire City and Berserko falling into a Crystal Twist crate trying to steal the Mayan Gold, Big Boss and his gang had to team up with COPS to stop Addictem's drug ring. When Addictem was chased into the hospital and grabbed by Berserko, Addictem surrendered to COPS to evade getting beaten up by Berserko. Addictem was sentenced to life in prison and those who were affected by the Crystal Twists are recovering from them. I don't even know how many shows did this during this era, but I can see the notion of maybe it happing if there were some sort of FCC request to put some anti-drug story in cartoons they couldn't have their long-standing 'baddies' be drug dealers. So, create some throwaway characters that show that drugs are so bad that not even COBRA or the school bully will touch them... I don't really think any of the shows that appeared in Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue had a very special drug awareness episode of their own shows running around that time.
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bobkatt013 posted:Wasn't it Silver Bullet and Stephen King? No that's the typewriter joke, Clickity-Clack. bobkatt013 posted:This was also he killed Robin with a crowbar and a bomb. The crowbarring was really brutal for a comic where Joker becomes the Iranian ambassador too.
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JediTalentAgent posted:COPS did one, too, where the cops and crooks joined up to defeat a bad guy called... ADDICTEM. maybe Big boss is more of a Vito Corleone type. drugs are bad for business and it always backfires and starts unnecessary inter criminal gang wars and it brings you into the sights of the DEA and other feds. gently caress i though about that too hard. LORD OF BUTT posted:That kinda works for me, honestly. If you think about what the Joker represents, he's pure chaos- and the Nazis are pure order. They're both evil as gently caress, but it makes sense that the Joker would have a huge problem with Nazis regardless. this. add on to that, the joker is never been a big team player, he will play along until batman shows up then he will branch out on his own betrayal or plans. also i totally read that entire joker scene in the mark hamil voice in my head. on another topic, what movies would you like to see them talk about someday. I would like robocop 3 because its honestly the worst robocop movie(yes counting the reboot, it has its issues, but i think it does some stuff ok) and mercury rising because its basically bruce willis shackled to an annoying autistic kid the entire movie because alec baldwin thinks he might know goverment secrets and is trying to kill him
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Dapper_Swindler posted:I would like robocop 3 because its honestly the worst robocop movie(yes counting the reboot, it has its issues, but i think it does some stuff ok) You didn't need that disclaimer, the remake was a totally acceptable movie. Anyone who honestly thinks it was worse than Robocop 3 is a huge baby still mad about "grrr remake" and absolutely needs to watch Robocop 3.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:19
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In case anyone wondered what did actually happen to Andrew McCarthy he spent a while as a travel writer and Directs on the side. Well done pre-Matthew Perry.
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I feel ripped off by the lack of pizza.net 
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TetsuoTW posted:You didn't need that disclaimer, the remake was a totally acceptable movie. Anyone who honestly thinks it was worse than Robocop 3 is a huge baby still mad about "grrr remake" and absolutely needs to watch Robocop 3. this. Robocop 3 kinda just shits all over the last 2. there are some good moments.(the office politics scenes, some of the one liners) but alot of it is all over the place, they either retread on ground the 1st one did(murphy being murphy etc) fridging Lewis, samurai robots, the entire ending, the fact that the Goverment is no where to be seen. its just lovely.
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http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox24/ This is an article about Robocop 3 and what could have happened had Frank Miller made the movie unchecked. Based around the RoboCop comic that came out around that time. It's a very interesting read.
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I remember being pumped for Robocop with a jet pack as a kid, only to be bored to tears when I actually saw it. How do you make Robocop versus ninja cyborgs boring?
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JT Smiley posted:I remember being pumped for Robocop with a jet pack as a kid, only to be bored to tears when I actually saw it. How do you make Robocop versus ninja cyborgs boring? Same way the book of madlibs manages to collect dust after about a day.
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