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Anubis posted:My opponent, the current Calvinball, didn't set a valid roster last week. If he doesn't show up before tomorrow I'm awarding the Calvinball to the noodles incident as they were 2nd to lowest. I'm spending a lot of time at medical offices and the rest of my time at work this past week plus, and my unavailability will continue through the weekend due to a business trip arriving at an inconvenient time. Since ESPN doesn't have an app for an old S3 and work blocks anything fantasy-related I'm kinda stuck when I don't have time to set stuff on my home pc. So do whatever makes sense for the group as a whole, sorry I'm dragging the league down this month. 
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Anubis posted:My opponent, the current Calvinball, didn't set a valid roster last week. If he doesn't show up before tomorrow I'm awarding the Calvinball to the noodles incident as they were 2nd to lowest. with > 800k  But yay for CalvinBall!
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old dog child posted:New Rule! New Rule! Gonna let the commishes weigh in, but pretty sure you can't changed anyone else's rules  Although there are many situations where the numbers are going to work out to be only 1 and -1!
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New Rule New Rule! Your going the wrong way! All passing attempts, completions, and incomplete passes are worth -5 points.
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Aredna posted:Gonna let the commishes weigh in, but pretty sure you can't changed anyone else's rules For the sake of not being a dick, I'll change my rule. New Rule! New Rule! End zones are evil! All touchdowns are worth -666. P.S. I am no longer the Kaepadicks...Fear the FLACCO BEARS!!!
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New Rule! New Rule! Hey, relax, guy! Deactivate a flex spot
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New Rule! New Rule! Redskins Receiving Offense All targets (is targets a thing?) are worth -2.23 points
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I can't wait to see the Calvinball rule - we very well may have anything from max negative to max positive scores to just straight up normal scores for yardage.
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New Rule! New Rule! Kickers matter too! Open up a kicker slot.
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New Rule! New Rule! Run away, son Remove a RB slot.
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We're getting close to the end for rule changes! As soon as time is called for submitting rules (or we hit say midnight CST) I'll update what yards will be.
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Aredna posted:We're getting close to the end for rule changes! As soon as time is called for submitting rules (or we hit say midnight CST) I'll update what yards will be. so am I the Calvinball this week?
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Based on kalen's post of being away from the computer all weekend, I assume that's a yes.
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JPrime posted:so am I the Calvinball this week? Yeah, go for it.
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Given the lack of time remaining, I just looked and the yards would be based on PostID ending in 2084. Rushing = 1 Receiving = -1 Passing = 1 I've got a spergsheet set up to type in the post ID should we get a new rule or a Calvinball rule. E: Sorry if you saw it before, I screwed up the formula... but it's all set now! Aredna fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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Anubis posted:Yeah, go for it. well poo poo I never checked this again last night. No Calvinball this week!
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Your Official Calvin Ball Rosters for Week 10 1 QB 1 RB 3 WR 2 TE 0 W/R/T FLEX 1 DST 1 K 2 P (though punter scoring is nil) No Calvin Ball exclusions this week. Field your best dudes!
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old dog child posted:
And hey - at least your proposed modification to my rule was as close as possible!
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Do we have any lurkers following the thread this year? Details are still in the works, but my rule next week is going to involve audience participation.
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Week 10 Scores Standings 9-1 Aredna - It's a Magical League, Hobbes 8-2 Marshmallow Blue - All QBs are Just Sacked 7-3 Fenrir - The Endzone is Lava 6-4 Baldrash - Building Character --- 5-5 Anubis - A Nauseous Nocturne --- 4-6 KalenSC - A Philistine on the Sidewalk 4-6 JPrime - The Noodle Incidents 4-6 Fight Club Sandwich - Snowgoon House of Horror 4-6 gardenald - "Y" as in "Y do we care?" --- 3-7 Yoshifan823 - Mark Sanchez Passes Go Boink 3-7 old dog child - Flacco Bears 3-7 OxySnake - Hill and Bernard IRL With the low score of -15615 for the week, KalenSC has the Calvinball
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We seem to be light on new rules this week... I'll post one soon, but was trying to wait a bit so as to not take the fun ones (yards, attempts, etc) away from others.
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NEW RULE!!!! Oh poo poo I forgot to make a rule All Scoring changes must be divisible by 3
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New Rule! New Rule! Sack Race! Sacks (both for QBs and defenses) are worth 333 points!
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New rule! New rule! Wait poo poo right it's Wednesday All yards are worth 30 points per yard
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New Rule! It's a long season Give a QB slot a rest this week.
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New Rule! and a TE is nothing without a good QB Remove a TE spot
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New Rule! New Rule! The square root of a yard is a football! All completions, rushing attempts, and receptions are worth the square root of the next post ID # divided by 999, rounded to the nearest whole number. The sign of the final results are determined by odds (-) or evens (+) for -completions: third to last number of post ID -receptions: 2nd to last number of post ID -rushing attempts: last number of post ID (I'll calculate it after the next guy posts) edit: I didn't notice the rule above that makes yardage worth 30/yard so I tweaked my rule a little bit. 3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Nov 19, 2015 |
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New Rule! New Rule! gently caress, my WRs are all injured Remove a WR slot. e: gardenald posted:New rule! New rule! I hope this includes punting yards 
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old dog child posted:New Rule! New Rule! the magic #: 452893492 results -completions: +21 -receptions: -21 -rushing attempts: +21 e: Marshmallow Blue posted:NEW RULE!!!! totally a fluke that it worked out this way, haha
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Im sure there's some mathematical explanation as to why it worked out. I couldn't tell you what it is.
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New Rule! I'm thinking Arby's Open a RB slot
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Fenrir posted:New Rule! New Rule! All. Yards. 
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I vote that we start giving the calvinball to people that set their lineup so that we can start getting calvinball rules again. Also surprised we have no lurkers about this year. Normally we have 2 or 3 jumping at a chance to get in if someone stops playing or if they get a chance to set a new rule. I was hoping to have fun with the lurkers helping with my rules one week. e: And your UNOFFICIAL lineups for the week that at least me and my opponent both seem to set our lineups too: 0 QB 2 RB 2 WR 1 TE 0 W/R/T FLEX 1 DST 1 K 2 P Figured I would add that just in case anyone was wondering an didn't want to research it with kickoff coming up soon. Aredna fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Nov 20, 2015 |
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Aredna posted:I vote that we start giving the calvinball to people that set their lineup so that we can start getting calvinball rules again. Thanks for this, trying to make sure mine are set before kickoff and I can't get to ESPN's site. :/
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NEW RULE NEW RULE T. U. R. K. E. Y. WEEK!!!!! This week the first 6 rule change NAMES must start with their subsequent letter This is the first rule so I just used T, The next rule must start with U, the next R, the next K etc. After TURKEY is spelled it's all extra stuffing, and any rule name can be used. Any of the first 6 rules that do not follow TURKEY will not be counted .Happy thanksgivings y'all.  EXAMPLE for "U" not a real ruleUnder Center Start an extra QB Marshmallow Blue fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Nov 24, 2015 |
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New rule! New rule! Und now ve need to shake zis up a bit New scoring rules will be altered this week based on the postid of the post in which the rule is made. If the postid is even, the points assigned for the scoring event will be doubled. If the postid is odd, the points assigned for the scoring event will be halved. If the postid is divisible by 3, the signs of any scoring rules will be reversed. Positives become negatives and negatives become positives.
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T.U.R.K.E.Y. 4 more rules until extra stuffing!
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New Rule! Running is good for you! Start another RB.
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New Rule! New Rule! Kill, Kill, Kill! All QB sacks are worth -250
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