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Othin posted:What part is amazing? Are you angry posting? You should just relax fellow goon. It will be alright (or it won't I dunno). The game will get made or it won't. Effort posting, serious posting, poo poo posting, or white knighting on our parts will have no impact on whether that happens. As our spiritual posting guide Eonwe would say: Namaste. Not angry at all. I'm pretty chill. Black Knighting will have no impact on whether that happens. You seem to think I'm begrudgingly responding. No. I'm actually enjoying myself. You're talking about Star Citizen. I'm talking about Star Citizen. See? We can do it together.
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Tippis posted:No. No no. Really. I love hanging out with you guys. It's comforting. We can all bash this game and hope it fails. Much fun. Much fun indeed.
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Rad Russian posted:Stop the thread people. A true believer who wasted thousands of dollars on a turd is here to tell us that our lives are meaningless. The e-honor of the great and noble Croberts must be defended at all costs ($10). I'm sorry. I wasted thousands of dollars? I wasn't aware. I'm glad you are a proud Black Knight. Brave fellow. Ready to fight this fake game! Keep up the good work.
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geekcream posted:So who decides the title someone gets?  quote:$30 - White Citizens Card (Scout)
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Crash74 posted:Dont you talk poo poo about elvis. Eh. Elvis was a racist. I'm mostly indifferent.
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Toops posted:Look at how much people love Alpha 2.0!! CIG YOU DID IT YOU SAVED PC GAMING!!! It's so amazing isn't it? Black Knights UNITE!
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myschef posted:This is a nice meltdown. I like this meltdown. Where's the melt down? I wanna watch!
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geekcream posted:No no. Really. And no, the only one who comes close to a black knight in this thread is Bootcha, but even he is disqualified since he wasn't unwanted and lacked the proper intentions. Your final error has already been explained to you. quote:I love hanging out with you guys. It's comforting. We can all bash this game and hope it fails. Much fun. Much fun indeed. Not really.
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Rad Russian posted:Stop the thread people. A true believer who wasted thousands of dollars on a turd is here to tell us that our lives are meaningless. The e-honor of the great and noble Croberts must be defended at all costs ($10). Stop the thread people. Someone that doesn't agree with us!
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Whew, what a day. Nothing like casually owning these idiots on SA by replying to every post with a bunch of sentence fragments
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Nov 24, 2015 22:40
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Tippis posted:Yes, really. The council is very secret. You make me happy. Do you know why? Just because. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Tank Boy Ken posted:
As usual the useless people get the plush office while the drones in the jpeg mines have to work in an open plan prison canteen. I'm pretty triggered right now.
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Nov 24, 2015 22:41
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geekcream posted:You make me happy. Do you know why? Just because. Good. You have learned three things today.
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Nov 24, 2015 22:42
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geekcream posted:No no. Really. Please explain why star citizen will be good / is the best game ever. tia.
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geekcream posted:You make me happy. Do you know why? Just because. Sandi, honestly, I like you better when you're telling me to poik out all my N-word pubic hairs.
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Nov 24, 2015 22:43
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Tank Boy Ken posted:
I'm the folding chair, desperate to escape
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Restoration hardware is the ikea of the reclaimed wood furniture world. No taste or style in that poo poo. Just like the game.
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Nov 24, 2015 22:45
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Wow, something awful poster geekcream be mad. He be real mad. FUMING. How DARE people critique a game that is overdue, feature creeped, buggier than an STD clinic, potentially a scam, and run by horrible people.
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Aramoro posted:(... CR's bumbling description of the PvP Slider ...) I was probated in the RSI forums for jokingly referring to the "PvP Slider" as the "Carebear Handle." Toops fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Nov 24, 2015 |
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Nov 24, 2015 22:48
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geekcream posted:So what constitutes a white knight? What are the requirements of being a SC White Knight. Sounds like an idiotic term though. If you don't agree that Shitizenship is a moral failing on par with robbing old people or tax evasion then you're a white knight. Jpegery is not OK
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I want to thank everyone in this thread for contribruting. And also everyone who did so in the previous versions of this thread (0.0.1 to 0.0.7). I spent more time reading these posts, then actually playing games. SA continues to be the best entertainment for  P.S. I think it's a good thing that Seraph is posting and reading this thread.
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I'm not mad about star citizen, my posts just happen by coincidence to be every other post in the thread now. e: ownage.wav
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geekcream posted:I'm sorry. I wasted thousands of dollars? I wasn't aware. I'm glad you are a proud Black Knight. Brave fellow. Ready to fight this fake game! Keep up the good work. geekcream posted:Stop the thread people. Someone that doesn't agree with us! You responded to the same post two different times. But no it's obviously everyone else that's fuming mad 
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 Lol now they are gonna need to spend another 50k on a industrial incinerator.
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Crash74 posted:Lol if you think this is gonna turn out anything other than a wispy queef to be forgotten 3 months later. Just think of titanfall but with space ships. Drop a Lesnick on it
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Nov 24, 2015 22:56
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Elaborate death fantasies Scenario 1:   Scenario 2:    
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The white knight got probated but this thread still smells like poo poo. Anyone got any ideas to fix that? Perhaps involving crock pot recipes?
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Nov 24, 2015 23:04
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Not the feature Star Citizen needs, but definitely one it deserves. You can even Mocap all the animations, wouldn't that be nice? Nice meltdown though. I'd give it a B-.
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Crash74 posted:Star citizen is the elvis presley of video games, first started sounded good but eventually got fat and died on the toilet after snorting to much coke. Even fat Elvis could produce the goods though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8UYX9XLBSM Haven't seen anything that good out of CIG yet.
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Just 20 seconds? Hell no, I want a 20 minute unskippable cutscene every time I die. Put the $40 million they spent on 3 mocap studios to good use. Basically I want  flying towards the light, in full mocap/HD.
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Immersive death, immersive rape, immersive sitting down? The game needs immersive eating and bathroom minigames.
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Can't say I didn't enjoy that meltdown. Kinda sad it was headshot before it could fully bloom though.
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Orcs and Ostriches posted:Immersive death, immersive rape, immersive sitting down? My money is on being able to go to a movie theater in the spaceports that plays a complete selection of full-length mocapped movies produced by Croberts and staring Sandy. Kinda like the cartoons in GTA5, except terrible.
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Orcs and Ostriches posted:Immersive death, immersive rape, immersive sitting down? QTE events pls. E - poop W - pee Q - period
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Tippis posted:Good. You have learned three things today. That was the quickest Karl vacay ever. I go away to analyze packet dumps and he's probated already. Anyway 'geekcream', we've constructively criticized the game to death. We've even attempted to help turn the poo poo around, but CIG still promises that they're going to make dreams come true without any substantive movement in that direction. The headbobbing is sickening, the animations are overly long, and the crashes are multivarious. Despite all of this I'm keeping my 'pledge', because so far it's paid out on amusement. Game's going to be poo poo because no lessons have been learned from _literally any space simulike_ since the first wing commander games.
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geekcream posted:Where's the melt down? I wanna watch! Like being the sucker in a poker game if you have to ask who is melting down in a thread... well I have bad news...
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