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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Those chants are pretty funny

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Those chants are pretty funny

So are some of Full Sail's. I guess I should clarify; if they had a history of doing poo poo like that they'd be as annoying as Full Sail but they don't so w/e I guess.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Those chants are pretty funny

They are but it doesn't really fit LU's atmosphere

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

johnny mundo's flaccid penis is the only wrestling news worth discussing this week

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I stand for Johnny Mundo, because he can't stand for himself.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Johnny Mundo can grate cheddar on his abs and gently caress holes in some swiss with his drugged up dick.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Thauros posted:

LOS INGOBERNABLES



EVIL's RVD singlet cracks me up.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

I'd gently caress Jomo even if he does have a weak rear end fail dick.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Thanks for keeping it creepy in here

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Thanks for keeping it creepy in here

Whoa now, you can't just call someone creepy for caring about Johnny Mundo's dick. Jesus, are you saying wrestlers don't matter? People with broken dicks don't matter? Oh, just because he's a wrestler, all that matters about him is his hosed up dick? Maybe he should just start performing in porn videos about men with non functional penises, that's all he's worth now.

And Mick Foley isn't creepy either

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Whoa now, you can't just call someone creepy for caring about Johnny Mundo's dick. Jesus, are you saying wrestlers don't matter? People with broken dicks don't matter? Oh, just because he's a wrestler, all that matters about him is his hosed up dick? Maybe he should just start performing in porn videos about men with non functional penises, that's all he's worth now.

And Mick Foley isn't creepy either

Maggle.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Whoa now, you can't just call someone creepy for caring about Johnny Mundo's dick. Jesus, are you saying wrestlers don't matter? People with broken dicks don't matter? Oh, just because he's a wrestler, all that matters about him is his hosed up dick? Maybe he should just start performing in porn videos about men with non functional penises, that's all he's worth now.

And Mick Foley isn't creepy either

Hey, he's getting great heel heat for his broken dick, at least its good for something. Maybe Alberto should leak a picture of some Viagra bottles, it'd be less embarrassing than this Mexamerica angle.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
All joking a salad, Cialis get lots of blood to specific types of muscles (specifically your lungs and penis) but there is a lot of (probably dubious) belief in the bodybuilding/gym world that taking it will just get more blood to your muscles in general and make you look extra vascular. Which is probably why

a) Morrison had it
b) Ryback wanted to take it to impress Brock Lesnar

The mystery is how it's some sort of dubious medical 'science' and Daniel Bryan didn't know about it.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Edge & Christian posted:


Which is probably why

b) Ryback wanted to take it to impress Brock Lesnar


:lol:
Uh, what's the story here? Never heard that one

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Thauros posted:

:lol:
Uh, what's the story here? Never heard that one

https://www.google.com/search?q=cialis+bodybuilding

Some of the results are pretty :stonk:

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Thauros posted:

:lol:
Uh, what's the story here? Never heard that one

It was a rib. Daniel Bryan started telling people that one day.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Thauros posted:

:lol:
Uh, what's the story here? Never heard that one

Watch the 'Table for 2' episode with Ryback, Bryan and Ziggler. Even if in the end it was all just a rib and didn't actually happen, the idea of Ryback taking Cialis and then walking around backstage shouting "Where's Brock? I have something I wanna show him" is just too funny.

Edit: Write-up of the episode can be found here:
http://tjrwrestling.net/review-of-wwe-network-table-for-3-with-daniel-bryan-ryback-dolph-ziggler/

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Edge & Christian posted:

All joking a salad, Cialis get lots of blood to specific types of muscles (specifically your lungs and penis) but there is a lot of (probably dubious) belief in the bodybuilding/gym world that taking it will just get more blood to your muscles in general and make you look extra vascular. Which is probably why

a) Morrison had it
b) Ryback wanted to take it to impress Brock Lesnar

The mystery is how it's some sort of dubious medical 'science' and Daniel Bryan didn't know about it.

Ryback just wanted be ready, when the moment was right . . .

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Ryback just wanted be ready, when the moment was right . . .

Some wrestlers get dueling chants, Brock and Ryback get dueling bathtubs.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Edge & Christian posted:

All joking a salad, Cialis get lots of blood to specific types of muscles (specifically your lungs and penis) but there is a lot of (probably dubious) belief in the bodybuilding/gym world that taking it will just get more blood to your muscles in general and make you look extra vascular. Which is probably why

a) Morrison had it
b) Ryback wanted to take it to impress Brock Lesnar

The mystery is how it's some sort of dubious medical 'science' and Daniel Bryan didn't know about it.

DB's medical pseudoscience stuff is more on the level of "probably believes in Chakra meridians and naturopathy " than muscle-head supplement/miracle pill stuff

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Aesop Poprock posted:

DB's medical pseudoscience stuff is more on the level of "probably believes in Chakra meridians and naturopathy " than muscle-head supplement/miracle pill stuff

Daniel Bryan is going to die on a table with magic rocks on him like that one scene from Man on the Moon when Kaufman's trying to fix his cancer.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Chikara meridians

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/668640444297842688

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011




h/t rovert

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Someone's going to end up locked in the WWE Vault for another year.

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
Surprised he didn't mention Evolve, the most influential indie in America today that everyone enjoys most of all.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Road Dogg is just saying gently caress it now after his rear end-loving friend got canned.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

sticklefifer posted:

Road Dogg is just saying gently caress it now after his rear end-loving friend got canned.

he does have a good rear end.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
lol

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Road Dogg's response to people making GBS threads on WWE is just stop watching it and watch alternatives already.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


What is this in reference to?

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
The New Day, Barrett & Sheamus lost their Survivor Series match earlier in the night.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
loving Kallisto, sandbagging rear end.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

KungFu Grip posted:

Road Dogg's response to people making GBS threads on WWE is just stop watching it and watch alternatives already.

He's not wrong.

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
I mean, watching BOTH is even a possibility. Lot of hours in the week, watch a show full of actual wrestling to take the edge off whatever the gently caress WWE thinks they're doing.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Cory Lidle posted:

I mean, watching BOTH is even a possibility. Lot of hours in the week, watch a show full of actual wrestling to take the edge off whatever the gently caress WWE thinks they're doing.

Or just don't watch WWE.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Davros1 posted:

Or just don't watch WWE.

Pretty much this. Apart from NXT, I barely watch any WWE content anymore, and I'm happier for it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Some Dork on Twitter posted:

Any thoughts on the disastrous ratings?

Dave Melttzer posted:

TBS went from 4.0 to 2.8 when Ron Garvin replaced Flair as champ in 87. At least we know the title still means something.

I feel Dave is trying to tell us something about Sheamus.

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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
What he's trying to tell us is that Roman Reigns is this generation's Ric Flair.

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