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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

dsriggs posted:

What he's trying to tell us is that Roman Reigns is this generation's Ric Flair.

Careful, this'll just give WWE the idea that Flair needs to gift the figure four to reigns. He already gave it to Miz, you don't wanna make Flair a re-gifter, do you?

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Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Careful, this'll just give WWE the idea that Flair needs to gift the figure four to reigns. He already gave it to Miz, you don't wanna make Flair a re-gifter, do you?

At least if he gives it to Reigns, it might win matches.

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Careful, this'll just give WWE the idea that Flair needs to gift the figure four to reigns. He already gave it to Miz, you don't wanna make Flair a re-gifter, do you?

I would like to see Roman attempt a Figure 4 please.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Legit :lol: at Roman "punch you in the mouf" Reigns getting any form of submission finisher where he has to work a body part.

They'll probably give him the Million Dollar Dream or something because it can showcase his big strong arms.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Jerry Lawler should give Roman the "million punches in the corner versus Buddy Landell" spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFxnt5kkdc

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Reigns getting the double-armed chickenwing as his submission specialty would be kind of rad. It just lacks the cool tapout visual since both of your arms are tied up.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

john cena should gift the springboard stunner to mr. roman

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
he should gift that move to the trash bin

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Careful, this'll just give WWE the idea that Flair needs to gift the figure four to reigns. He already gave it to Miz, you don't wanna make Flair a re-gifter, do you?

Makes sense, he's from North Carolina and every white person in Appalachia claims to be part Cherokee

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Roman will inherit the Black Widow from AJ.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

in all seriousness if Reigns needs a submission move he will probably be gifted the Sharpshooter by its innovator, The Rock

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

Mob posted:

in all seriousness if Reigns needs a submission move he will probably be gifted the Sharpshooter by its innovator, The Rock

Maybe The Rock can talk Mick Foley in to giving approval for Reigns to use the mandible claw.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

dsriggs posted:

What he's trying to tell us is that Vacant is this generation's Ric Flair.

Fixed.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Ostentatious posted:

john cena should gift the springboard stunner to mr. roman

Alain Post posted:

he should gift that move to the trash bin

Yeah, that's what he said.

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*
*John Cena springboards into a dumpster marked "Return to OVW"*

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Alain Post posted:

Jerry Lawler should give Roman the "million punches in the corner versus Buddy Landell" spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFxnt5kkdc

What about the hundred slaps to the chest from (and there is no other way I can describe this, I apologize) the one Japanese match where the two guys just chopped the hell out of each other for five minutes?

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


figure four star roman

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Give him the Anaconda Vice.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

I'm surprised so few people worldwide use the Tazzmission. Give Reigns that.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Fauxhawk Express posted:

I'm surprised so few people worldwide use the Tazzmission. Give Reigns that.

That's because it is the hold that is banned in Judo!!!!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Reigns should do the Carb Stomp.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Can't they just give him the Jackhammer and complete the transformation into modern-day Goldberg.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

MrBling posted:

Can't they just give him the Jackknife Powerbomb and complete the transformation into modern-day Diesel.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


They should give him the Torture Rack, the Lex Express, and through years of rigorous training, something approaching Luger's workrate, possibly.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

projecthalaxy posted:

They should give him the Torture Rack, the Lex Express, and through years of rigorous training, something approaching Luger's workrate, possibly.

Like Lex he has been having many excellent matches very early in his career.

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!
Reigns just needs to start wearing FUBU.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Dean Ambrose needs facepaint.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
Reigns trying to apply a figure four would end up looking like Funk's spinning toe hold I imagine

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




projecthalaxy posted:

They should give him the Torture Rack, the Lex Express, and through years of rigorous training, something approaching Luger's workrate, possibly.

What if we skip all that and cut straight to the motorcycle accident?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

That happened when Lex was a competitive bodybuilder not a wrestler

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


the bionic shameful back

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


The Total Baggage

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The NarcisBad Wrestler

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Davros1 posted:

Give him the Anaconda Vice.

If anything they'd probably give it to Orton now.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Give Reigns the GTS.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


projecthalaxy posted:

They should give him the Torture Rack, the Lex Express, and through years of rigorous training, something approaching Luger's workrate, possibly.

Put him in a cage match with Undertaker. Have Undertaker no-sell everything in a really intimidating way that makes Roman cheese it out of there.

Reality Era.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007



:smith:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


keevo posted:

Give Reigns the GTS.
They already have him do promos

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keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

St Evan Echoes posted:

They already have him do promos

:smith:


:smith:

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