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I would have sex with all this rainbow women if my dick worked - george
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Nov 24, 2015 19:02
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If you look closely you can see that he's hover-handing like a true goon.
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Nov 24, 2015 19:18
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Evil Fluffy posted:
So basically the show is transferring the Lady Stoneheart character/storyline to Jon Snow then. That would also explain why they haven't introduced her on the show yet.
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Nov 24, 2015 23:29
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Joramun posted:So basically the show is transferring the Lady Stoneheart character/storyline to Jon Snow then. That would also explain why they haven't introduced her on the show yet. The actor who played Stark isn't coming back on the show iirc
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Nov 24, 2015 23:33
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I honestly give no fucks that he's taking on idiot bigots and hosting hot rear end burlesque. Lo, for I have given up hopes of any future books, and so something something he's not my bitch, etc. Rationally, good for him. For the rest of us, we can write our own sequels or con other people into reading the series until the show finishes the job.
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Nov 25, 2015 08:08
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syscall girl posted:The actor who played Stark isn't coming back on the show iirc I appreciate that you chose to use that exact phrasing to respond to a post containing Jon Snow and Cat.
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Nov 25, 2015 08:12
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SaviourX posted:I honestly give no fucks that he's taking on idiot bigots and hosting hot rear end burlesque. He even looks a little slimmer than he used to be. His life is picking up and it seems like he's really gotten his act together except for that one thing.
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Nov 25, 2015 08:28
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The Ninth Layer posted:Start at The Darkness That Comes Before. I like Bakker's fantasy names, esp when they translate to "Bitten-by-a-Chicken" (Canampurea) and "Death-Testicles" (Calmemunis). BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 12:17 on Nov 25, 2015 |
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Nov 25, 2015 12:14
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:I like Bakker's fantasy names, esp when they translate to "Bitten-by-a-Chicken" (Canampurea) and "Death-Testicles" (Calmemunis). Wait what? I don't remember anything like that.
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Nov 25, 2015 16:54
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the trump tutelage posted:The Second Apocalypse fan forum is semi-active but your account needs to be approved by a moderator. I tried to register three or four weeks ago and I never heard back. I know there's a decent amount of crossover between the Second Apocalypse forums and the Bakker threads over on Westeros in their literature sub forum, you could probably get the attention of one of them in one of those threads. I think that's one of the reasons the Second Apocalypse forums are slow too, as Westeros gets a lot more traffic and has a ton of Bakker threads, so I think that bleeds off a lot of people who would've otherwise posted over at SA. http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/135641-bakker-xli-redux-measure-is-still-unceasing-and-a-date-is-revealed-for-the-great-ordeal/ That's the latest westeros Bakker thread, I know the Madness dude posts in it and he's the guy who runs the SA forums
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Nov 25, 2015 17:52
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various cheeses posted:Wait what? I don't remember anything like that. That's what they mean in Finnish. His names are a good example of dumb fantasy names in general.
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Nov 25, 2015 18:21
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I think it's time we accepted that he's never going to write another book and just feel happy for him that he's living out his final months trolling for young women at conventions and spending his money on creepy nerd poo poo. 
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Nov 25, 2015 22:02
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I think it's time we accepted that he's never going to write another book and just feel happy for him that he's living out his final months trolling for young women at conventions and spending his money on creepy nerd poo poo. We all know he's going to live to be like 97 and still wont manage write another book.
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Nov 25, 2015 22:16
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I'm pretty okay with there being no more ASOIAF at this point, though I'd like to finish it off after all this time.
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Nov 25, 2015 22:24
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Yeah the loose ends are just dangling at this point. GRRM still needs to be tried and probably hung for crimes against humanity, but his silly little story about not-D&D characters doing complex real Adult™ things can go to hell.
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Nov 25, 2015 22:30
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rejutka posted:That picture is almost 100% warning signs. at least he is wearing a different hat. For a moment I thought the woman in the lower left was Sarkeesian and I was like WhhhhaaaaaAAAAA???
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Nov 26, 2015 00:48
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I think it's time we accepted that he's never going to write another book and just feel happy for him that he's living out his final months trolling for young women at conventions and spending his money on creepy nerd poo poo. If my "final months" you mean "His entire life".. yeah. All he's ever done is troll Cons for creepy ConSex and buy nerd poo poo. Although I'm sure the caliber of women has improved dramatically.
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Nov 26, 2015 00:50
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:I like Bakker's fantasy names, esp when they translate to "Bitten-by-a-Chicken" (Canampurea) and "Death-Testicles" (Calmemunis). that is extra loving awesome.
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Nov 26, 2015 00:51
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:That's what they mean in Finnish. kcroy posted:that is extra loving awesome. Any other weird translations? That's pretty hilarious.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:41
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halwain posted:Jon Snow has died for our sins. Jon's body will spend three days in the ice cells and Val will visit his cell to see Melisandre and she will say that he is risen. Edit: Melisandre will be naked because GRRM
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Nov 26, 2015 02:00
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kcroy posted:at least he is wearing a different hat. For a moment I thought the woman in the lower left was Sarkeesian and I was like WhhhhaaaaaAAAAA??? Who?
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Nov 26, 2015 22:08
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Anita Sarkeesian. Yeah it kind of looks like her. She is a lady who reviews video games and discusses how they are probably not great with respect to women and gets death threats . Like she'll list every game that lets you virtually strangle a woman while calling her a bitch and the list will start at ms. pacman and be an hour long and you'll be like goddamn I guess this is really a thing that keeps happening for some reason as she suggests this is not great and the youtube comments will be uniformly "I WILL STRANGLE YOU, YOU BITCH" over and over. Krinkle fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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Nov 26, 2015 22:13
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drat, I must have played the censored version of Mrs. Pacman.
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Nov 27, 2015 06:31
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 Found in pyf funny pictures.
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Nov 27, 2015 23:35
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Rapist and stunt rapist.
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Nov 27, 2015 23:43
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What game or simulator is he doing right there?
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Nov 27, 2015 23:48
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Come-into-my-castle
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Nov 27, 2015 23:51
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Space lasering off the warts.
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Nov 28, 2015 00:02
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In the books we only heard come into my castle as innuendo and I could only imagine it as playing doctor. I guess it's probably something boring like having to announce who you are and why you're here and who can vouch for you and listing heraldry but I don't know.
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Nov 28, 2015 00:02
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Really? I can see that but I thought the main variation of come-into-my-castle (not oo-er) was like Red Rover, Red Rover, Come On Over, I Choose the Colour [whatever] and if you were not wearing or showing whatever colour you had to hop on one leg to get to the safe zone and the catcher could grab you and then it was your turn.
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Nov 28, 2015 00:06
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rejutka posted:Really? I can see that but I thought the main variation of come-into-my-castle (not oo-er) was like Red Rover, Red Rover, Come On Over, I Choose the Colour [whatever] and if you were not wearing or showing whatever colour you had to hop on one leg to get to the safe zone and the catcher could grab you and then it was your turn. Was just going to try to make a jape about Red Walder but then I realized I forgot how to play the game.
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Nov 28, 2015 00:08
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Well Tyrion was thinking of something he could do with Penny and he decided she's terrible at cyvasse, and she's too common born to be able to play come-into-my-castle and specifically notes her not knowing any heraldry. e: Hahaha holy poo poo if penny was tyrion's daughter then her wanting to be a buffoon and not knowing poo poo about politics, he's going to be like a tiny tywin putting his foot down ordering her to stop embarrassing him. Goddamn. It's like poetry, so it rhymes.
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Nov 28, 2015 00:09
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syscall girl posted:Was just going to try to make a jape about Red Walder but then I realized I forgot how to play the game. that's the Lord of the Crossing game quote:The way their game was played, you laid the log across the water, and one player stood in the middle with the stick. He was the lord of the crossing, and when one of the other players came up, he had to say, "I am the lord of the crossing, who goes there?" And the other player had to make up a speech about who they were and why they should be allowed to cross. The lord could make them swear oaths and answer questions. They didn't have to tell the truth, but the oaths were binding unless they said "Mayhaps," so the trick was to say "Mayhaps" so the lord of the crossing didn't notice. Then you could try and knock the lord into the water and you got to be lord of the crossing, but only if you'd said "Mayhaps." Otherwise you were out of the game. The lord got to knock anyone in the water anytime he pleased, and he was the only one who got to use a stick.
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Nov 28, 2015 00:49
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Krinkle posted:What game or simulator is he doing right there? Whatever it was, it's Baron Harkonnen's hoverround now.
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Nov 28, 2015 00:50
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Preston Jacobs figured it out. Tyrion is Aerys and Tywin's son simultaneously! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bagpBsfHE4w And I thought I had seen all the possibilities.
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Nov 28, 2015 01:17
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Rosscifer posted:Preston Jacobs figured it out. Tyrion is Aerys and Tywin's son simultaneously! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bagpBsfHE4w I didn't know that Gurm wrote a book about genetically-engineered prostitutes, but I am not surprised.
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Nov 28, 2015 07:03
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Ague Proof posted:that's the Lord of the Crossing game AKA the shittiest game. I liked how appropriate it was for a Frey kid because everyone knew That Kid in school, the kind that would invent games where they could basically do everything.
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Nov 28, 2015 11:22
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Rosscifer posted:Preston Jacobs figured it out. Tyrion is Aerys and Tywin's son simultaneously! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bagpBsfHE4w why does his crazy make so much sense? It really bothers me.
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kcroy posted:why does his crazy make so much sense? It really bothers me. He delivers them in much the same form as 9/11 conspiracy videos, same principle.
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