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janssendalt posted:hey guys, this game is coming out It's quite easy to mistake janssendalt for an ironic parody account but this is actually a semi-literate backer attempting to express genuine support.
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janssendalt posted:hey guys, this game is coming out And if it doesn't come out, that'll be worth watching. Or if it comes out and is just average, that might be pretty good too. When you think about it, we'll be entertained no matter what happens.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:42 |
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janssendalt posted:Thread's Goons Emotional Level: FRUSTRATED. I really hope so, I can't wait to ''explore'' all the bugs.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:42 |
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So heard about this poo poo when it first got launched on kickstarter and it was clear then that it was never going to happen in the very first thread. Now what happens when everything goes tits up? I know people who donated are classed as investors or whatever, but really it seems to me like they're customers (read: suckers) isn't there some kind of consumer protection in America, Or can Christ Roberts get out his paper shredder and gently caress off to a tropical island? Reading Derek Smarts blog it literally seems like a scam set up for the purpose of fleecing more and more money while Christ Roberts creates shell companies around the world in order to hide a fortune of all that cash, that appears to still be coming in as we speak. I can't believe people are still donating money. What the hell, I seriously advise taking up smack or something that gives a tangible reward rather than space-heroin jpegs lol.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:43 |
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I had more fun with Star Citizen without ever playing it than with any game I've bought recently.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:43 |
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I've been a member of this community for over 10 years but I'm starting to feel we jumped the gun on this one and now many of you are simply determined not to see what's right in front of you. We all bought into Derek Smart's claims and in retrospect we should have know better but that doesn't excuse what you people are doing now. The game is out and it's a lot of fun, we can't continue to pretend nothing has changed. I bought a pack last night and none of the stuff you keep talking about is true, I've had a lot of fun and not a single crash. What possible reason could you have to keep lying about this game? Chris Roberts delivered already and if we continue with this stupid obstinacy we are going to be left behind. I know I'd hate for the game that is going to define PC gaming for the next generation not to have a strong Goon presence so I think it's time we swallow our pride and try to get back in with the least fuss possible.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:45 |
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Ahh Yes posted:Now what happens when everything goes tits up? A whole bunch of nerds commit suicide? Dark, I know, but I genuinely fear for what will happen to some people's already weak psychological state if this does explode in a ball of flames with no game at the end of it. It's scary enough to think what will happen to these people if SC turns out to be a decent video game worth $50.
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D_Smart posted:Oh they've resorted to making poo poo up now, then? Where exactly did they get it from that I had met with any AGs? Let alone those two? Can you all see yet he can't even keep his own bullshit straight?
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:47 |
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I'm flying on my Kony right now and it feels good man.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:49 |
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Ive heard a lot of delusional people say 2.0 is fun but they cant seem to pinpoint whats fun about it. I would like to see a genuine write up of the gameplay experience, what there is to do right now, if its better than whats offered in other games of the genre. That sort of thing.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:49 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:Can you all see yet he can't even keep his own bullshit straight? Neither can Chris. MeLKoR posted:I'm flying on my Kony right now and it feels good man. Does it do anything different from anything in E:D?
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:50 |
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I think goons already made this game the best game ever. I'll be disappointed if it actually gets released. But there's literally no hope of that happening.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:51 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Does it do anything different from anything in E:D? Can you dock to a station in ED, open your cargo bay door and storm the station completely by surprise with an army of coked up child slave soldiers? I don't think so.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:52 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:Can you all see yet he can't even keep his own bullshit straight? Oh, this is rich.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:52 |
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MeLKoR posted:Can you dock to a station in ED, open your cargo bay door and storm the station completely by surprise with an army of coked up child slave soldiers? I don't think so. Yup, Triple +AAA+ game right there. Time to take up that free account offer a redditor offered me.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:54 |
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Ive heard a lot of delusional people say 2.0 is fun but they cant seem to pinpoint whats fun about it. I would like to see a genuine write up of the gameplay experience, what there is to do right now, if its better than whats offered in other games of the genre. That sort of thing. Moving pictures and bright blinking lights are pretty fun.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:56 |
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MeLKoR posted:Can you dock to a station in ED, open your cargo bay door and storm the station completely by surprise with an army of coked up child slave soldiers? I don't think so. Next metal gear sounds pretty good
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 12:57 |
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Ive heard a lot of delusional people say 2.0 is fun but they cant seem to pinpoint whats fun about it. I would like to see a genuine write up of the gameplay experience, what there is to do right now, if its better than whats offered in other games of the genre. That sort of thing. It's fair to say that 2.0 is a fun game with extremely minimal variety or content. Many, many games are based around the concept of missions that boil down to "fetch item" or "shoot dudes". 2.0 has this basic framework and flying around in a space ship shooting dudes or in FPS mode shooting dudes, or fetching items in first person or in a space ship can be fun. They fix the crashing and add a bunch of randomly generated missions involving shooting/collecting different permutations of dudes and/or items and you absolutely have a video game on your hands that a human can have fun playing. Slap some exp and currency as mission rewards that let you upgrade your poo poo to bigger poo poo and this is basically the PU I expect to see at release. I really doubt anything that SC offers will be better than other games - I expect SC to fall into the trap of trying to do too many disparate things. It'll have an explorable universe of only 100 stars when E:D has literally hundreds of thousands. It'll have dogfighting which may be up to scratch with other games that offer it, but it's unlikely to be better. It'll have FPS combat, but it won't be better than a game like Planetside 2 or other dedicated FPS games. It'll have a story but it won't be better than something like The Witcher 3 - to be honest the story is likely to be awful. It'll certainly take the award for crowd funding better than any other game but I don't imagine SC will be notable for anything besides that. Would love to hear from one of the few SC supporters scattered around the thread about what they believe SC is going to do better than other games of it's genre. To me it's just going to be a jack of all trades that, if you're lucky, will be a fun little game for a month or two.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:03 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:Can you all see yet he can't even keep his own bullshit straight? I hope you realize that a lot of us were making fun of SC years before Derek Smart posted his first blog and would have continued to do so if he didn't decide to play the gadfly. We don't really care about his credibility since he's not the one selling $15k ship packages in a supposedly non-p2w space game. He's very obviously not the bad guy.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:07 |
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Toops posted:
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:07 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:Can you all see yet he can't even keep his own bullshit straight? are you mental?
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:10 |
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Agrajag posted:are you mental? He's still looking for it the one neat trick to convincing people to stop making fun of star citizen that derek smart doesn't want you to know
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:12 |
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ErIog posted:I'm sure a lot of people know this, but holy poo poo mo-cap is not a turn key solution. It will look like absolute loving garbage if you don't have the right people with the right pipeline doing it. It will look, in fact... a lot like Star Citizen looks. Is that why Gary had a pez dispenser mouth when he's doing his lovely speech? Would own if they end up redoing it, like Duke Nukem Forever but with cutscenes rather than engine or gameplay elements.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:13 |
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Has anyone thought about creating a kickstarter for a full feature length AAA Hollywood film about the making of Star Citizen where Mark Hamill can play Chris Roberts and also play Mark Hamill. And we can sell the dream of adding backers names to end credits for a small one time fee, but you better be quick if you want to see your name first on the list. Actually just get Mark Hamill to read out all the backers names in his "Old Man" voice with a black background and a violin playing. With maybe the occasional jpeg thrown in for posterity.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:13 |
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Ive heard a lot of delusional people say 2.0 is fun but they cant seem to pinpoint whats fun about it. I would like to see a genuine write up of the gameplay experience, what there is to do right now, if its better than whats offered in other games of the genre. That sort of thing. Fun just means it is a game, and that you can do game things. As opposed to non game things, such as word processing and Photoshop. Just remember that this is the first version of the game with more than rudimentary gameplay mechanics (walking, flying, shooting).
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:15 |
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BMan posted:I didn't know space engineers had scripting in it! Looks like I know my next steam purchase I've had that game in my Steam library for a while. They encourage you to watch a bunch of videos to learn the interface and how to play and I've been so far. Will after Fallout 4 though!
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:15 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:Can you all see yet he can't even keep his own bullshit straight? You are sexually attracted to space ships.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:17 |
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Star Citizen Technically, more a game than a word processor
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:17 |
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Is it a bird Is it a plane No! It's gryphon man! Paying ten dollars to tell people they're wrong about a space game! You show us, gryphon man!
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:19 |
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T.G. Xarbala posted:Star Citizen But not Excel. Excel specifically had cheat codes to play games in it. Star Citizen: I'd rather be playing Excel
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:21 |
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Gryphon0468 posted:Can you all see yet he can't even keep his own bullshit straight? T.G. Xarbala posted:I hope you realize that a lot of us were making fun of SC years before Derek Smart posted his first blog and would have continued to do so if he didn't decide to play the gadfly. We don't really care about his credibility since he's not the one selling $15k ship packages in a supposedly non-p2w space game. So long ago that when there were still true believers posting in the games thread, the mock thread was shared with people posting about an Alabama hot dog salesman.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:27 |
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Tokamak posted:So long ago that when there were still true believers posting in the games thread, the mock thread was shared with people posting about an Alabama hot dog salesman. Man, people got weird about doobie's dogs.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:28 |
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T.G. Xarbala posted:Man, people got weird about doobie's dogs. It was pretty weird.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:29 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:But not Excel. Excel specifically had cheat codes to play games in it. EVE Online: The world's greatest Excel easter egg.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:30 |
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T.G. Xarbala posted:Man, people got weird about doobie's dogs. That thread was great though, it was a safe place to talk about Star Citizen and you just had to skip most of the hot dogs stuff when it got too much.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:42 |
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T.G. Xarbala posted:Man, people got weird about doobie's dogs. Doobie was the most successful goon project ever
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:42 |
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Bootcha posted:You're Wolf, Derek's Chains, KC's Dallas, I'm little brother Houston. And Legal is himself. I am okay with this. Also I'm glad you and fuzz are happy. ErIog posted:Sandi is a symptom of the problems over at CIG. She is not the root cause. Star Citizen might be slightly different, but still probably just as hosed as without her. Roberts dev history demonstrates this point pretty well. Sandi made sense as a marketing person back when there were 7 people on the project. Hell Erin makes sense when you consider his history. The problem is that CIG was a victim of their own success and allowed scope to creep to the point where it's this bloated monstrosity that means everything to everyone. That's a really, really bad thing to have happen when the primary quality that determines how good the game appears is how much money you've sunk into it. Fortunately most Kickstarters see that now and include an upper limit to what they'll promise. Battletech is a good example of that. Rad Russian posted:I have no understanding how all the reddit cultists defend Croberts spending backer money on useless $10,000 'artsy' desks and $5000 chairs that people have posted pictures of. How does this not wake them up? Even regardless of whether you agree that delays are acceptable or not, or what the stated vision of the game is etc. That stuff is NOT ok in any industry when your company does not have a released product yet. Sunk cost fallacy. EightAce posted:FROM CLOWN IMPERIUM'S WEBSITE Good job CIG, because if there's anything that says "we value our backers' it's loving them over with minutia. People love that, almost as much as they love it when they give you money in response to you declaring an artificial scarcity and then watch you go back on your word. It's almost as if the person in charge of marketing is a horrible, amoral, soulless husk of a human being with absolutely no regard for anyone.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:43 |
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AP posted:That thread was great though, it was a safe place to talk about Star Citizen and you just had to skip most of the hot dogs stuff when it got too much. It was cool because something funny would happen with Doobie then he'd plum give out for the weekend but we wouldn't be bored because here's another jpeg or someone trying to convert the heretics. There was also DayZ but I think people just forgot that game existed. We should have more fusion threads.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:45 |
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All the stuff about Sandi might not be true, just throwing that out there. Given the sizable number of rumours you'd have to say there's an awful lot of smoke coming from her direction but The Escapist hasn't revisited the story so far. If it was all true that would be a difficult story for me to resist going back to, largest crowd funded game in history and all that. The next 6 months are going to be interesting. Will CIG show a new found confidence and commitment to rolling patches out to fix issues and add gameplay to 2.0, or will they half arse it as the sale period is over while more developers run for the exits? Tune in to Around the Verse, season 3 to find out.
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doctor iono posted:the worst part about the SC community is how they reinforce and justify each other's mental illnesses. sooo many posts from clearly unhealthy individuals either get ignored or treated like a joke, bc even acknowledging the sheer volume of insane people would be too close to admitting that RSIs business model is built around drawing those crazies in. It kind of reminds me of American conservatism.
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