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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
HELLO I AM TOTINO THE PIZZA BOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro



I WANT TO EAT PIZZA ROLLS. I WANT TO EAT 13 PIZZA ROLLS BUT I DO NOT HAVE ANY PIZZA ROLLS. I NEED PIZZA ROLLS TO JOIN IN MY OVEN TO BE EATEN BY ME, THE TOTINO BOY

I WANT 13 PIZZA ROLLS BECAUSE 13 IS THE NUMBER OF CHESS BOYS ON A CHESS SQUARE




IF YOU ARE A PIZZA ROLL PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY WEBZONE BELOW TO BE IN THE PIZZA OVEN AND THEN GO INTO MY MOUTH

I AM TOTINO THE PIZZA BOY


PIZZA RULES

Standard mafia rules apply:
  • No posting after the hammer. (The "hammer" is the final vote required to execute a player. It marks the end of the day, so noone is allowed to post after it.)
  • No out of thread communication unless you are specifically told that you are permitted to. (All communication related to the game must happen in the thread, unless you have an ability to the contrary. E.g. the scumteam can communicate out of thread)
  • NO toxxing/betting/truth or dare. (These things all just mess up the game, and are out of bounds.)
  • Killings are majority, not plurality. (A majority of players is required to execute a player. If the day ends without this majority, nobody is executed.)
  • No posting mod PMs. (Posting communications from the moderator essentially confirms you as your claimed role. Don't do it.)
  • No editing posts. (Editing posts allows a player to undo something that incriminates a player. If you make a mistake, it must remain for all to see.)
  • No faking day actions. (Pretending to have a day action when you don't just confuses things.)
  • No lurking. (Activity is the lifeblood of games. People not posting just screws things up.)
  • No posting screenshots from any kind of chat doc. (The scum players have a google doc, and there are other roles which potentially use them. Please do not post any direct links/screenshots of them.)

:siren: DO NOT LURK. IF TOO MANY PEOPLE LURK THIS GAME WILL TURN INTO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT :siren:


I PUT SOME ROLLS IN MY MOUTH
  1. Asiina
  2. Birdstrike
  3. BottleKnight
  4. CapitalistPig
  5. CCKeane
  6. Ernie.
  7. imgay
  8. Jimson
  9. Kashuno
  10. m4v1s
  11. MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
  12. Opopanax
  13. SirSamVimes




derp fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Dec 2, 2015

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Confirming that I am Griffin McElroy.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Here for the Za

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Totino's is official sponser of heroes of the storm

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

PMom is scum.

##vote PMom

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXerF6crDRs

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


I have never had a totino but I want to play mafia.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
I am quite literally putting some rolls in my mouth.

CCKeane posted:

Confirming that I am Griffin McElroy.

lol that was a great ep

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I will join and also save a spot because I'm gonna make my friend join.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina posted:

I will join and also save a spot because I'm gonna make my friend join.

NO.

Derp please give me all the spots so no one else can have any.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
I've never had a mafia bit I would like a pizza roll.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
I put some rolls in my mouth.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
I def put some rolls in my mouth.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
did I not sign up for this already

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

Kashuno posted:

did I not sign up for this already

YOU HAVE NOW!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I hate both Totino's Pizza Rolls™ and the very metaphorical concept of pizza rolls, can I still play?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Pulling out~

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
bye bye pmom hello medds

still need 2 more pizza rolls to complete my dinner

m4v1s
Jul 25, 2013
Asiina's secret friend signing up to receive hot gooey rolls.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
I made pizzas at home last week and I ran out of flatbread to use as a base so I used English muffins instead.

8/10 would use again

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Naan is excellent for pizza making.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina posted:

Naan is excellent for pizza making.

As the resident pizza expert (I live in New York) I will have NAAN of this business.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
##vote Keane

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I do not tolerate puns.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

CCKeane posted:

As the resident pizza expert (I live in New York) I will have NAAN of this business.

Totino's, Totino's, How Did You Know??

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Please make mavis and I unconfirmed masons tia.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina posted:

I do not tolerate puns.

Sounds like you're WHACKtose intolerant.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
FEMININE PIZZA BAG

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hope yall like punk music

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

imgay posted:

hope yall like punk music

you can keep all of your CORPORATE BS

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BottleKnight posted:

you can keep all of your CORPORATE BS

im talking about the original hardcore punk scene thats what im all about

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Roll me up in oven pizza man

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
A meel is not compleet with out 13 pizza roll very triggering

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Jimson posted:

A meel is not compleet with out 13 pizza roll very triggering

glad you decided to stop shitposting in GBS and join the shitposting here instead

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

alright i'm in!

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
LET'S ROLL

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
I place Ernie. Into my mouth for safekeeping from the harms of pizza.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Got my role (roll) pm, I am Griffin McElroy and I am a jailer, I can jail people during the night with a goof.

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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
##vote keane

Nice try scumbo

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