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If the military has taught me anything is that asking for someone to not give/assign/instruct you on something means you will be given/assigned/instructed that very thing.
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If I get you, expect something dogge friendly if you have one. If you get me, dogge gifts would be cool, or something motorcycle related. Anything dong related will be regifted to my wife.
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Nov 28, 2015 23:48
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I have a dogge and she is the best  That being said, I'll do my best not to give my secret satan any ideas. Last year was hilarious enough without them.
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Nov 28, 2015 23:54
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holocaust bloopers posted:THERE WILL BE NO DICK PICTURES YOU WEIRDOS You seem a lot more confident about that than I am.
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Nov 29, 2015 00:39
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I just want to know which of you fucks are sober. Also I have an old fat lab, she is pretty cool, kind of gassy, but cool.
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Nov 29, 2015 01:31
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i am sober. Also i already got my gifts ready, they are nor dick pictures or dildoes.
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Nov 29, 2015 01:34
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I have a cat, so any of you dudes are welcome to send her toys. No catnip though. She doesn't like the stuff.
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Nov 29, 2015 01:35
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I don't have a dogge  I'm curious/terrified as to what is going to show up this year, though.
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Nov 29, 2015 01:51
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have no dogges () only two cattes, also send me all the booze
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Nov 29, 2015 02:15
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Mike-o posted:have no dogges ( I think you're the one I sent 50 Shades of Grey-themed wine to last year  e: Yep, it was you. Never did get around to cleaning my inbox here.
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Nov 29, 2015 02:19
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i got pretty buzzed off of it since i don't drink much. girlfriend laughed about the 50 shades of grey.
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Nov 29, 2015 02:27
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I was thinking about sending beer from one of the local breweries. Dunno how I'd go about that though.
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Nov 29, 2015 02:36
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holocaust bloopers posted:I was thinking about sending beer from one of the local breweries. Dunno how I'd go about that though. Couple different ways to do it. 1. Go to a wine shop and get a handful of wine savers, basically they are zip lock bubble wrap bags for wine bottles. Pack tightly in a box with lots of padding. 2. Wrap each bottle or can in plastic wrap or in a ziploc bag, and the wrap in bubble wrap or thick packing paper, then pack them in a box, tightly, so that the goods are suspended at least two inches from the walls of the box. 3. Carve out a foam insert so that the goods are standing upright In the box and can't move. Basically just make sure that if a bottle breaks it doesn't soak the box, and that it could survive a 2 ft drop. Also, when you declare your package, label it as a yeast sample or water.
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Nov 29, 2015 02:48
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Local beers or local snacks, chips, bbq sauce, hot sauce, whatever is always a pretty good gift for these kinda nation wide exchanges. Got some crab chips to go with my dildo last year and they were p sweet 
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Nov 29, 2015 03:09
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prepare for microbrews, smoked salmon, and artisian organic non-gmo fair trade coffee from my humble state of hipster human being land
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Nov 29, 2015 04:00
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If I can find a way to ship a 64oz growler of local beer, you bet your sweet (maybe virgin?) rear end that I'll be sending one of those along to someone. We've got a coffee-based beer here that I'm more or less addicted to.
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Nov 29, 2015 04:10
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Probably don't have to say this but sending me booze will make a sad panda
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Nov 29, 2015 04:15
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Probably don't have to say this but sending me booze will make a sad panda for you, only the finest christian crank i'll buy the beer anyways and get drunk with my vietnam vet neighbor buddy
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Nov 29, 2015 04:17
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Yea, whoever gets EBB, just send me the booze instead. Rad Lieutenant Port of call New Orleans, LA 70115
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Nov 29, 2015 04:18
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Probably don't have to say this but sending me booze will make a sad panda Could send you NorCals finest chicken crank instead!
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Nov 29, 2015 04:19
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Man I don't care what kind of crank it is I'm all about those uppers 
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Nov 29, 2015 04:23
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EBB gets all of the dildos.
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Nov 29, 2015 04:41
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Yea, whoever gets EBB, just send me the booze instead. If I get you as a buddy you can expect a personal visit as your gift. You're practically next door!
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Nov 29, 2015 05:40
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Fart Sandwiches posted:If I get you as a buddy you can expect a personal visit as your gift. You're practically next door! A personal visit from another goon is about as terrifying as it gets imo
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Nov 29, 2015 07:26
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If my secret Satan is in the middle Georgia area, I will hand deliver my gift.
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Nov 29, 2015 08:51
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My gift was purchased ahead of time so you're gonna get it and you're gonna like it.
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Nov 29, 2015 16:25
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I made part of the gift I'll be sending. 
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Nov 29, 2015 16:44
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Godholio posted:I made part of the gift I'll be sending. You got the Natural Harvest recipe book last year, didn't you? 
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Nov 29, 2015 17:01
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Icon Of Sin posted:You got the Natural Harvest recipe book last year, didn't you? 
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Nov 29, 2015 19:43
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Fart Sandwiches posted:If I get you as a buddy you can expect a personal visit as your gift. You're practically next door! Are you the GiPPer from like, Lafayette or something?
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Nov 29, 2015 20:03
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Are you the GiPPer from like, Lafayette or something? Nope
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Nov 29, 2015 20:24
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No dogs or cats, sadly. Also, everyone should post their t-shirt size. Medium here.
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Nov 29, 2015 21:25
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medium
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Nov 29, 2015 21:32
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gently caress you I have a freedom gut in XL. I really need to get back to the gym.
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Nov 29, 2015 23:45
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Those that die live on in the gym
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Nov 29, 2015 23:51
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medium lol if you are a fat fuckboi
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Nov 30, 2015 01:48
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ElMaligno posted:medium gently caress you skinny twink tiny dick piece of poo poo lift a weight
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Nov 30, 2015 01:57
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Fart Sandwiches posted:gently caress you skinny twink tiny dick piece of poo poo lift a weight i can probably put my old 220 college fatass on my floor and deadlift my bitch fatass old self as a 175 "twink" lol if you don't weight-lift three times a week and you don't practice Jiu Jitsu six times a week.
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Nov 30, 2015 02:01
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ElMaligno posted:i can probably put my old 220 college fatass on my floor and deadlift my bitch fatass old self as a 175 "twink" Lol at you bragging about "probably" deadlifting 220. I'm a large t shirt btw. I like Rick and morty a lot and also liquor. Elmaligo im just playin with you bud. Feelin surly for no reason
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large and hosed by green weenie once every other fortnight e; campnight, im in the guard
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