Hector Beerlioz posted:

If you do a bunch of drugs, Volume's posting begins to make sense

Karma Monkey posted:

They also travel with the Renaissance Festival troupes in the summer months to provide the rubbery half-cooked turkey legs to all the Milords and Miladies. HUZZAH!

13Pandora13 posted:

Every time I see these they look and smell like ham.

Karma Monkey posted:

Well, I'm sure the look/smell is a lot worse when they wrestle those corsets off.

spacetoaster posted:

With modern materials and engineering I'd ride a hydrogen aircraft.

zedprime posted:

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the relevant major breakthroughs in modern engineering are your choice of risk management tools that should all come to the conclusion of "you know what, lets not make a hydrogen dirigible."

Hector Beerlioz posted:

John Cena hold the record for most Make-A-Wish appearances

EugeneJ posted:

Also holds record for "Most kids dead soon after hearing your inspirational speech"

Volume posted:

Loki_XLII posted:

dang, this jessica jones lady sure has some real jessi cajones.

Eponine posted:

How fuckable are trans athletes?

Shayu posted:

I just say they make better twinks not more fuckable. I do not think a person can be more able or less able to gently caress because of masculine or feminine feature. Only less or more able to gently caress if they have two penis (twice as able to gently caress) or maybe have disfigured genitals (less able to gently caress). This is how I understand fuckable (combination of gently caress (act of sex) and able). I hope this has cleared any confusion you have.

Practical Demon posted:

Can't even tell who's laying traps for who, at this point.

goose fleet posted:

I'm pretty sure this entire conversation is about laying traps

Travis343 posted:

Well uh, I uh, I read *farts* I read uh, in a study, that uh, doesn't exist, which is why I didn't link it and why you can't read it, uh *farts more, poops self a little* I read it, on the Internet, that uh, that *now making one continuous fart noise while pooping, seemingly endlessly* really, uh, women hitting men, is uh, just as bad *poop has reached knee height, sits down in poop* It's just as bad, if not worse, than men hitting women *lays down, continues pooping* and uh, really, who is to say which, uh, which party is at fault there *attendants with trowels come out and shape poop into Egyptian sarcophagus* and uh, I read this, so I'm pretty sure it's true? *is walled into a poop tomb with keyboard holes to allow continued posting on the Something Awful Forums*

Keith Stack posted:

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Lowtax posted:

I should make you a mod for this post

EDIT: oops

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Keith Stack posted:

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Keith Stack posted:

Sham bam bamina! posted:

From the ban thread in GBS:







Keith Stack tried to bait Lowtax into doing it again, but it sadly doesn't seem to have worked:

Isaac posted:

The new big big boss is my old little boss. Im gonna use this to slack off even more.

Tiberius Thyben posted:

How'd your penis get promoted before you did?

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Do you really think no one anywhere owns two bunkers? Batman has a whole bunker cave under his house and he still has like 8 billion bunkers and safehouses and extra cars and suits seemingly in every single building in gotham. It's not really a plot hole that you dislike the number of bunkers a guy owns and think he could have made due with just one bunker.

Pick posted:

AsexualAtheistAnime posted:

making fun of oocc is kind of like being a drill instructor in the army and you're yelling at a guy for being a total fuckup and halfway through you notice he has a huge boner

Goatstein posted:

oocc is the pioneer of the "when threatened, squirt out a cloud of text everywhere like a goddamn squid" technique

Syd Midnight posted:

Suitaru posted:

actually i think you'll find that greeting the "fash" by attempting to "bash" them is not going to win any hearts and minds and perhaps you sh - *is pushed to ground, stomped on by jackboot*

Neo_Crimson posted:

Can anyone post that one series of YOSPOS posts that ended up being about some Razer keyboard, The one where another dude was begging a mod to make it stop?

Say Nothing posted:

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

It's okay that was just a clone

Shinjobi posted:

One time when I was high school I dyed my hair black because I was genuinely curious about what it would look like. As a pale, pasty white kid black wasn't really the best choice for me, but I didn't care--I just wanted to see what it would look like. My sister took care of dyeing it, and my mom was not made aware of our plans. After getting home, now with a full head of black hair, I sat down on the couch in the living room and waited for my mom to notice. She was watching jeopardy at the time, and would not have noticed had I not gotten impatient after 10 minutes and made a comment about my hair. She stared at me for a second, then looked at my hair, then back at me. She spoke only two words, bewildered and confused:

"You....human being."


My mom is great, but when you surprise her is when she busts out her best material.

kedo posted:

"...and coming up after the break, we've heard of children raised by wolves, but have you ever heard of a child raised by Star Wars figurines? In this astonishing NBC 7 special report we learn how little Anakin Blue Story Veggiehater survived for four years, locked in a room with one hundred tiny Boba Fetts. Stay with us."

Keru posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842

social vegan posted:

dear jackie chani n heaven above thank you for this bread and rice the sweet kicks and sweeter tunes thank u for chris rock and punches too, a cool move where u squeeze through a tiny space and no stunt men thank you for the gag reels at the ends of ur movies and thank you for letting me be me and accepting that, i never wanted to be bruce lee either, i too wanted to be the first jackie chan

quote:

quote:

'outlaws' used to be an actual thing except it also meant you werent protected by law

Let's actually do this today like when you turn 18 you get to decide

FEDERAL SELECTIVE SERVICE AGREEMENT
ONLY CHECK ONE OR ELSE
[ ] Yes I agree to obey the law and also go to war and do murders if asked
[ ] No I choose to be a badass outlaw gently caress the police

Nick Rivers posted:

Transperson: How many children does a guy gotta rape to get properly gendered around here?!?!?!

E/N: One.

TheBizzness posted:

OP I bet it your high school was pretty quiet since all the girls turned down the Volume. Eh? Eh!?!

Phyzzle posted:

GBS has a few collections of SA quotes. It's getting a bit redundant.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3752863

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3752827

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747541

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

walking through a wooded area, hear a rustle behind me, see a flock of wild turkeys rush past me out of the corner of my eye. probably the closest ill ever get to experiencing jurassic park

The Taint Reaper posted:

This is like if Kramer joined ISIS and then called Jerry a few months later saying that he was tired of being there and needs a ride home.

abigserve posted:

Kramer: jerry, you gotta help me

Jerry: Why what is it?

K: I'm in over my head with these isis people jerry, at first I thought I agreed with their world view but the next thing you know VRRRRRRRROOT! No more pig meat.

George: Pig meat? Like, pork?

K: ANY MEAT FROM A PIG, george, and you know if I can't eat pork I'm not kramer. I've got three brides at home and I can't THINK straight!

G: Hey what part of the pig is bacon?

J: The bacon glands.
*Kramer starts stuffing deli meats into his mouth*

J: Look at this you're getting sausage all over my counter!

K: Mmthelp me jherry! HELPTH ME *sausage and spittle is everywhere*

J: I'm afraid I'm allah out of ideas.

Das Boo posted:

How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show?

Das Boo posted:

How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show?

Das Boo posted:

How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show?

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Wait really? You think that? For real?

Das Boo posted:

How is it proposed Seinfeld skits are always funnier than anything that was ever on the show?