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Kavros posted:That's my favorite space chanty, peter. O, Space Jpegs are the life of man, Commander McSperger! I fly Space Jpegs when I can Space Jpegs for Commander McSperger! Space Jpegs from an old website, Commander McSperger! I fly Space Jpegs when I can. Space Jpegs for Commander McSperger! I fly it in paint, I fly it in photoshop, Commander McSperger! I fly it new, I fly it old. Space Jpegs for Commander McSperger! Space Jpegs makes me feel so sad, Commander McSperger! Space Jpegs killed my poor old dad. Space Jpegs for Commander McSperger! I thought I heard the old man say, Commander McSperger! I'll treat my crew in a decent way. Space Jpegs for Commander McSperger! edit: as for space jpeg's I ended up CCUing to a retaliator bomber from my constellation aquila for no reason other than I liked how it looked, I am sure it will find some use at some point in a goon fleet when the game never comes out. As for flying it...I could care less if someone else flies it..I personally would rather be in a gun pod or at the engineering minigame /ducks Ffycchi fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Nov 30, 2015 |
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Jon Do posted:she looks like shes biting back a terrible, hateful comment to whoever is taking the picture RIGHT NOW
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Guys, turrets on bombers aren't ever an effective weapon. They were used in ww2 because escort fighters didn't have the range for most of the war. The turret gunners rarely took out fighters and only ever did because there were hundreds of turret gunners in the bomber packs vs a couple fighters. Even a well placed turret in SC would suck
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Lord_NeckBeard posted:Guys, turrets on bombers aren't ever an effective weapon. They were used in ww2 because escort fighters didn't have the range for most of the war. The turret gunners rarely took out fighters and only ever did because there were hundreds of turret gunners in the bomber packs vs a couple fighters. Even a well placed turret in SC would suck well of course...but that is the entire point of large fleet battles. you dont go out solo in a ship with tons of turrets and a few friends onboard and expect to live longer than it takes a superhornet to find you, same as a b17 wouldnt expect to live long if a FW-190 or ME109 found them. the idea is to only take out a ship like that in large fleets of other bombers with a fighter escort. yeah the ball turrets might hit like wet noodles, but 20 or so of said ball turrets on the same target is enough spaghetti to make that pilot feel something tingle. any L class ship will be a "EvE Titan" of Star Citizen. useless alone. Ffycchi fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Nov 30, 2015 |
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G0RF posted:Well she was! i refuse to believe that lovely cast of her face and look in her eye are merely acting shes not good enough at acting
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Disappointing to hear the Retaliator sucks balls, I was kinda digging the idea of B-17 In Space: The Game.
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This is for anyone lurking here who was or is (and wants out) a part of this cult but is too afraid to talk about it because of what you've heard about goons. You're afraid of being made fun of. This thread is a safe place. Almost everyone here has had a JPEG problem in one way or another. You think that nobody can possibly understand you, but we've been in your shoes. Time will heal these wounds. The hair will grow back. Games will be released. You might even cuck someone someday (Yeah no). It gets better
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Wow. Peak Karl right here.
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Ffycchi posted:well of course...but that is the entire point of large fleet battles. you dont go out solo in a ship with tons of turrets and a few friends onboard and expect to live longer than it takes a superhornet to find you, same as a b17 wouldnt expect to live long if a FW-190 or ME109 found them. the idea is to only take out a ship like that in large fleets of other bombers with a fighter escort. Goons, attack pattern Riker.
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G0RF posted:Well she was! Who is that segment even for? It would make sense to do a beginners tutorial around the game's release since that is when you are actually going to have new players. But this is a segment inside an ultra nerd web show where everyone knows how to move a joystick. He spent way more time talking about how 'realistic' the thrusters on the ship are than actually explaining how to use the joystick. Don't tell me this is that "explain to women in sperg detail how to do something" fetish that some goon mentioned a while ago
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Tokamak posted:Who is that segment even for? It would make sense to do a beginners tutorial around the game's release since that is when you are actually going to have new players. But this is a segment inside an ultra nerd web show where everyone knows how to move a joystick. He spent way more time talking about how 'realistic' the thrusters on the ship are than actually explaining how to use the joystick.
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Can someone explain how we're getting sued for a lawsuit that DS is filing? I'm hazy on the details.
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well, another awesome metagame stern talking-to logged. by association, I might as well claim a little bit of
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the scientific community agrees that Star Citizen backers are healthy and well adjusted people. source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGauZm2pOSQ&t=8s
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"the psychological stress your causing" hahahaha citizen just walk away from the screen like citizen close your eyes hahaha
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Karl, as usual, you are incompetent in everything you do. http://health.usnews.com/health-news/health-wellness/articles/2015/03/05/financial-worries-linked-to-rising-suicide-rate-among-baby-boomers Characteristics of people dying by suicide after job loss, financial difficulties and other economic stressors during a period of recession (2010–2011): A review of coroners׳ records quote:Financial/employment-related issues contributed substantially to 13% of suicide deaths. Unemployment and job insecurity linked to increased risk of suicide quote:As an accompanying paper in The Lancet Psychiatry notes, fluctuating unemployment is only one effect of economic recession that may affect mental health. Other economic strains include falling income, zero hour contracts, job insecurity and debt. You know why that is? Because financial stress can trigger a depressive episode, since everyone gets them at some point in their lives and it goes with all the risks depression brings. You don't need a history of mental illness to be susceptible. gently caress you, Karl.
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Dapper Dan posted:gently caress you, Karl.
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Karl is such a stupid pile of poo poo. Go gently caress yourself, Karl.
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xanif posted:I think I missed the whole Karl doxxing Bootcha. He posted Bootcha's real name on Reddit, found his Facebook page, and demanded (via Reddit) that Bootcha post proof of who he was on Facebook. I flipped my poo poo and posted here that I better not catch him doing it again. Karl? gently caress right the hell off.
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Karl doxxes people too? gently caress you Karl
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xanif posted:Can someone explain how we're getting sued for a lawsuit that DS is filing? Apparently our goofy shitposts are going to land us in court, but Karl cyberstalking Bootcha is perfectly fine.
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You should all be ashamed of yourselves. This is Internet bullying at its extreme. What happens if Karl kills himself because of being run off from sa? What happens if we discover Karl is actually mr. Smarts alter ego? How would you all Nevermind. gently caress you karltilda.
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Is CIG out of money yet?
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BeefThief posted:Is CIG out of money yet? Is the black friday sale over yet?
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fuzzknot posted:Apparently our goofy shitposts are going to land us in court, but Karl cyberstalking Bootcha is perfectly fine. Karl thinks he's immune to everything because he lives in the EU and somehow that means no one's allowed to take any legal action against him for any reason. I think the guy is beyond broken, he's so fixated on what we say, on what Derek does and attacking anyone who challenges his views. If he really felt justified in his opinions that SC is fine and nothing is ruined, why does he (or anyone else) give a poo poo what we post about?
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Has Karl hosed himself yet?
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"Are the Goons Gone?"
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Cover up them rocks
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lol just saw that didnt know Bootcha has been discussed over there
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Jon Do posted:well we all like to make fun of people, but i'd say it's less about their definition of fun being odd. more "well, how much did you spend on... all this? wait, how much?" Agreed, I am in no way moaning about what people find fun, if being an air traffic controller in a game is fun then fuckin go for it, life's too short not to
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Karl seems like he in the process of a mental break. How much was his "investment"? Did he use his mommy's money to pay for jpegs or did he throw his own cash down the shitter? Obligatory, Go gently caress yourself Karl. also karl if you are reading this, you dumbass https://youtu.be/Iubog28_KBI?list=RDIubog28_KBI&t=17
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I wonder what game mechanics this guy is talking about. Certainly not those for a game that doesnt exist? (Sandi got this guy for 15K+, he'll be one of the first suicides)
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Kakarot posted:
The game mechanics that he has made up in his head which are perfect and the best ever ever
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grimcreaper posted:That guy is total bullshit. There is no way he's played nearly 5000 total games to full completion unless 4800 of those are his own vbasic 2 lines of code games. No no no, he's completed 4800 games of Solitaire, not 4800 different games. CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:just think of how many languages she can call you that person a human being in So, one? She just reads a script for anything not english. Lord_NeckBeard posted:Guys, turrets on bombers aren't ever an effective weapon. They were used in ww2 because escort fighters didn't have the range for most of the war. The turret gunners rarely took out fighters and only ever did because there were hundreds of turret gunners in the bomber packs vs a couple fighters. Even a well placed turret in SC would suck Turrets are there to deter attackers. They've been in use for a long time (Since WW1) because your big, slow target of a plane needs some added survivability that adding tons of armor can't compare with. Its also not solely about fighter escort range, as even close air support aircraft in WW2 had defensive guns (See: Il-2, Ju-87, etc). The 100s of guns vs single-digit enemy fighters also ignores every part of the war that wasn't the Western Allies bombing campaign vs Germany. A well place turret in SC could probably be fun, but that depends more on how much the turret in question and see and cover effectively. If a player could control all the turrets at once a-la War Thunder, it would be okay. With WT's control method, "fun" would rely on how good the pilot is and how hard it is to kill with turrets. Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Nov 30, 2015 |
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peter gabriel posted:The game mechanics that he has made up in his head which are perfect and the best ever ever Just want to say that av has better physics than star citizen ever will. Did they fix the ship balancing yet? It's like 2 ships are the only ones that can reliably kill stuff now.
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Lime Tonics posted:Did they fix the ship balancing yet? It's like 2 ships are the only ones that can reliably kill stuff now. Guess you should go buy those 2 ships. You want to be a Wing Commander, so go get 'em tiger!
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Guess you should go buy those 2 ships. Nah, I took the threads advice and got a refund, watching streams is as close to as I can get. They still haven't fixed the box bug either.
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Thread owns, spaceships pwns, Karl is bad, etc etc What would goons do if they had a mocap studio or four of their very own?
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