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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Lol at you bragging about "probably" deadlifting 220.

I'm a large t shirt btw. I like Rick and morty a lot and also liquor.

Elmaligo im just playin with you bud. Feelin surly for no reason

bruh get in my guard bruh i'll loving snap yur shoulder bruv

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mike-o posted:

gently caress you I have a freedom gut in XL. I really need to get back to the gym.

Same. Also no pets. :(

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

XL T-shirt

While I'd love a dog, my living arrangements make it impractical. My wife and son each have a cat though.

MrsAdiabatic
Feb 26, 2015

Gotta get up to get Down's
Large shirt. No pets here in Sandyland. Also no pork/porn/dildos/booze gonna make it through mail screening here.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Large cuz I'm fat.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Large cause I'm over 6 feet tall like a real man.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Large cause I'm over 6 feet tall like a real man.

Same but still mostly freedom gut.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

large because i gave up years ago

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


XL. I drink. I've already bought one gift for my person. It's amazing

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Medium.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Medium

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Medium.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Medium because I still have to attend PT.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Medium or large, I'm almost too fat for medium now :qq:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Today's the big day :getin:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Send the PM... You know you want to

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Okay gang, as I said I'll be getting matches out this week (I'm shooting for Wednesday, but work stuff is piling up) -- no later than Friday though, promise!

Here's a final list of participants, if you don't see yourself on there and think you should be, let me know.

Fart Sandwiches

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS

Mr. Nice!

Carteret

Godholio

Dead Reckoning

Rad Lieutenant

Nostalgia4Dicks

Teflon Don

Elmaligno

Deathy McDeath

Nostalgia4Murder

bengy81

Kandak Sayaqa

Mike-O

Naked Bear

Lazy Reservist

NTT

Booblord Zagats

Slim Pickens

A Kpro

USMC503

Helldump Immunity.

Icon Of Sin

holocaust bloopers

Nostalgia4Ass

MrsAdiabatic

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Medium.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

:getin:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I am eager to stuff your stockings.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I am eager to stuff your stockings.

Same

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Small cause I'm still single

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I am eager to stuff your stockings.

ebb send me your address and i'll send you a big chunk of lamb that surely won't be rotting by the time it gets there

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two Finger posted:

ebb send me your address and i'll send you a big chunk of lamb that surely won't be rotting by the time it gets there

:scotland:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
I would kill for real lamb, not the sheep meat that's classified as lamb here in the US.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I'm doing a home made gift for christmas this year :)

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



NTT posted:

I'm doing a home made gift for christmas this year :)

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Im a medium and have two tiny dogs

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

do you guys know about the escaped convict midget seer?

he is a small medium at large

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

ElMaligno posted:

do you guys know about the escaped convict midget seer?

he is a small medium at large

Boooooo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

i have a micropenis

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Gonna need my secret satan pretty soon here, my wife doesn't want these bees in the garage any longer :ohdear:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Yeah N4I this bottle of saved up cum is going to expire soon.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
dibs.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


You can have his rotten bottle

i'll have mine freshly squueezed :wink:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
dibs

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

You can have his rotten bottle

i'll have mine freshly squueezed :wink:

Cum across the bay and see me bae

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Just as the post office loses :saddowns:

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