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Jack Gladney posted:Being a Duggar beard is probably the safest place for a woman to be in that family. Heh, true. 
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Jack Gladney posted:Being a Duggar beard is probably the safest place for a woman to be in that family. Not with Jim Bob breathing down your neck to make babies. Those poor kids 
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Jack Gladney posted:Being a Duggar beard is probably the safest place for a woman to be in that family.
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They broke up not long after the Ashley Madison leak, so no more beard for Josiah. http://ca.eonline.com/news/683428/josiah-duggar-marjorie-jackson-break-up-end-courtship-here-s-what-michelle-jim-bob-duggar-said
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Jack Gladney posted:Being a Duggar beard is probably the safest place for a woman to be in that family. I disagree. I bet she, (as a product of the same fundie cult), has little to no idea that GayDug is indeed gay. So instead she will be frustrated, lonely, and blame herself for why her husband isn't attracted to her. This frustration will alienate her from GayDug, and as the cult has already alienated her from society this will only add to feelings of lonliness. And as GayDug won't gently caress her, she won't get pregnant, and so won't have a brood to keep her company, and will probably be shamed/shunned/humiliated for not giving birth. So it's all well and good to laugh, but she, (as do all under the JimBob regime), has a long hard sad life ahead of her.
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Used to be if your husband died, his brother had to marry you. Enough Duggar heirs die and Anna Duggar is going to get married off to Jor-El Duggar or something. At least all the monogrammed towels still match.
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McStabby posted:They broke up not long after the Ashley Madison leak, so no more beard for Josiah. Whoa, now! A woman wearing pants? Deuteronomy 22:5 posted:A woman shall not wear a mans garment, nor shall a man put on a womans cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the LORD your God." As much as they hate fags because of that very same book, her family had better have beaten the love of God into her for such an egregious transgression. For shame.
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tacodaemon posted:Here you go fuckin lmao
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The Bible posted:Whoa, now! A woman wearing pants? Everything's a sin! We are all damned. 
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finally found someone I hate more than the Duggars, god drat
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jojoinnit posted:You're all monsters Welcome to SomethingAwful?
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jojoinnit posted:You're all monsters correction, monster people.
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jojoinnit posted:You're all monsters That's monster Jim Bob to you.
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Girls Make The Bed Up Straight Beat Porn Stars On A Date Don't Have To Take You Out "Nike" You Scream And Shout I Always Smell Like Smoke Sex Rehab's Just A Joke I Never Look At You Like I Look At My Sisters... These Are Not All Of The Many Simple Things You Can Find Wrong With Me Once Would You Tell Me Please... What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg Right What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg What Do I Dugg, What Do I JIM BOB
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LethalGeek posted:Really not sure who I hate more I am also conflicted Jorb Bim
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Jim Bob He's iron tough. Jim Bob He's got a chest like a rug. Jim Bob He don't take no guff, He's Jim Bob Goin' down the road, got the Duggars in the back. strange on his fingers and a cola six pack. Duggin' in the mornin' , lookin out for the ZOG . He's sweet as a bird but he ruts like a hog. Chorus Lookin' in the mirror now feds comin' from behind. Jim Bob's got a son that they're never gonna find. Jim Bob's gonna take him outta sight, Never gonna catch him and ya never have to fight. Chorus Oh, Jim Bob Jim Bob Jim Bob Jim Bob Jim Bob Jim Bob Chorus So remember if you can, when you're goin' down the road, Be careful of the man who shoots a heavy load. He's hotter than the sun and he's cooler than the rain. With a chuckle from behind he's gonna ease your pain. Chorus x2 Jim Bob He's iron tough. Jim Bob He's got a chest like a rug. Jim Bob He don't take no guff, He's Jim Bob C'mon and give the Jim a Bob!
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PathAsc posted:Girls Make The Bed Up Straight jim bobs chicken shack
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jim bob jim rob hmmm are they brothers
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Jessa's husband had Jim Bob hair in the new episode. Used to be normal.
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Reverse Centaur posted:Jessa's husband had Jim Bob hair in the new episode. Used to be normal. the duggar blood is sustained by a parasitic hairpiece that implants in people like a lovely cronenberg movie
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Those churches were very odd all violently disavowed by their respective denominations elsewhere, and apparently using the queerest kind of ceremonials and clerical vestments. Their creeds were heterodox and mysterious, involving hints of certain marvelous transformations leading to bodily immorality of a sort on this earth. As for the Duggar people the youth hardly knew what to make of them. They were as furtive and seldom seen as animals that live in burrows, and one could hardly imagine how they passed the time apart from their desultory hunting. Perhaps judging from the quantities of juice they consumed they lay for most of the daylight hours reading their Bibles. They seemed sullenly banded together in some sort of fellowship and understanding despising the world as if they had access to other and preferable spheres of entity. Their appearance especially those staring, unwinking eyes which one never saw shut was certainly shocking enough; and their voices were disgusting. It was awful to hear them chanting in their churches at night, and especially during their main festivals or revivals, which fell twice a year on April 30th and October 31st. When one came to think of it, it was generally only rather young people who were seen about in public, and of these the oldest were apt to be the most tainted-looking. When exceptions did occur, they were mostly persons with no trace of aberrancy, like the old clerk at the hotel. One wondered what became of the bulk of the older folk, and whether the "Jim Bob look" were not a strange and insidious disease-phenomenon which increased its hold as years advanced. Only a very rare affliction, of course, could bring about such vast and radical anatomical changes in a single individual after maturity changes invoking osseous factors as basic as the shape of the hairline but then, even this aspect was no more baffling and unheard of than the visible features of the malady as a whole. It would be hard, the youth implied, to form any real conclusions regarding such a matter; since one never came to know the natives personally no matter how long one might live in Arkansas. The youth was certain that many specimens even worse than the worst visible ones were kept locked indoors in some places. People sometimes heard the queerest kind of sounds. The tottering corn field hovels north of the road were reputedly connected by hidden tunnels, being thus a veritable warren of unseen abnormalities. What kind of foreign blood if any these beings had, it was impossible to tell. They sometimes kept certain especially repulsive characters out of sight when government and others from the outside world came to town.
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