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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

i mean, in a dick lineup i might recognize a few. not by name, but by their body of work.

the only dick i recognize is darkpriests. because it's weird.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

i mean, in a dick lineup i might recognize a few. not by name, but by their body of work.

And like that, we learn veins never looks his coworkers in the eye

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
do you watch porn for the dude in it?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I get paid roughly four dollars every time I poop at work.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

you guys are gay for even knowing the name or recognizing the face of a male pornstar. ron jeremy you could get a pass on since he technically has a non porno career

well you might have a point if literally anyone had been discussing that, i posted a tweet from a female pornstar saying some porno dude had raped her

seems like you're projecting a bit m8

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

do you watch porn for the dude in it?

Only the ones you're in q-t-π

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Two Finger posted:

well you might have a point if literally anyone had been discussing that, i posted a tweet from a female pornstar saying some porno dude had raped her

seems like you're projecting a bit m8

your dumb m8.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

it seems like people turned on him instantly once stuff like this came out. I'd be surprised if he worked again in porn.

Force de Fappe posted:

hes had this image worked out as a woman-friendly porn guy so there was some height to the pedestal he was on.

cause these two nerds and yourself seem to both know and care who this retard is. which is what im talking about.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Only the ones you're in q-t-π

itd be kinda boring. my dick isn't 9 inches long or greater.
(my enjoyment of porn is entirely related to the size of the dudes dick)

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

my dick is exactly 14.88 inches long, blue-eyed and blond

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Force de Fappe posted:

my dick is exactly 14.88 inches long, blue-eyed and blond

cradle robber

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

>drops pants, stares into mirror

I'm a star, I'm a loving superstar

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Force de Fappe posted:

my dick is exactly 14.88 inches long, blue-eyed and blond

nice bro

girthy?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
veins is like the frat bro in movies who just scoffs at everything and tries to look cool and calls everyone nerds for anything

still love you veins

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
i guess. i just dont see how anyone knows the names of male pornstars. except n4i.

are they searching for porn by the dude because his dick is cute? they like the way he moans? his expert pounding of addict vagina?

i just dont get it.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I don't even know who james deen is.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





the dude who raped stoya apparently or allegedly or whatever





why are we arguing over this i mean stoya is hot as gently caress let's talk about her instead




Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
She has a good butt.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
a pro butte, if you will

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
She's hot as gently caress.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Artistic photo's of butts have changed me from a boobie man to a butt man.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
both are good

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

MurderBot posted:

Artistic photo's of butts have changed me from a boobie man to a butt man.

that is good because she doesnt really have boobs

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

ded posted:

that is good because she doesnt really have boobs

Fair point.

I suppose if I had the choice between some like D knockers with a girl who couldn't fill out some booty shorts, or a 10/10 butt, but only managing at max a B cup I'd probably have my way with the butt girl.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





it is important to note that great tits can be on an out of shape girl but a top notch butt will only be on a fit girl

if she's fit she'll gently caress better

therefore go for the butt

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
the only thing about stoya is I'm not really into the butt stuff. I'd rather dicks go in vaginas :shrug:
no offense n4i.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Mike-o posted:

the only thing about stoya is I'm not really into the butt stuff. I'd rather dicks go in vaginas :shrug:
no offense n4i.

sorry for your loss

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I'm sorry too. Call me when you're drunk and its five in the morning pacific time so you can yell at me to wake me up, tia.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Two Finger posted:

if she's fit she'll gently caress better


Not necessarily.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Mike-o posted:

I'm sorry too. Call me when you're drunk and its five in the morning pacific time so you can yell at me to wake me up, tia.

ok if i ever feel the need to get drunk again i'll make sure to call you and do the haka down the phone

Godholio posted:

Not necessarily.

well... no, i guess not, but as a general rule it's probably not a bad one to follow

although that said the best sex ever i had was with a brazilian girl who was a bit tubby but hosed like a crazy woman (probably because she was a crazy woman)

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Two Finger posted:

although that said the best sex ever i had was with a brazilian girl who was a bit tubby but hosed like a crazy woman (probably because she was a crazy woman)

Crazy women gently caress better.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
Yay for toxoplasmosis?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
everdraed?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3461865&userid=29115&perpage=40&pagenumber=7#post453358331

Happy noodle boy posted it in the movie posters thread, dunno where he got it

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

who cares about that noise

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

What a world we live in when I can get 128gb micro sd cards

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

who cares about that noise



Wake me up when Dunkaroos come back

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

Wake me up when Dunkaroos come back

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
gently caress you if dunkaroos weren't your jam

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