GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

Wake me up when Dunkaroos come back

time to wake up bro

# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:24

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:50

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

these were my jam

# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:48

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

these were my jam

I'd completely forgotten about these things and now there is a void in my life and mouth and stomach

# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:53

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I'd completely forgotten about these things and now there is a void in my life and mouth and stomach

# ? Dec 2, 2015 05:54

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

these were my jam

Hell yeah.

Gross poo poo for retards who grew up to be idiot bitches:
Dunkeroos
Teddy Grahams
Flintstone Pushups

# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:17

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

but the nostalgia feels bro

# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:25

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

chill dudes we're out of the military, you don't have to be bitter about absolutely everything anymore

# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:29

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

YOU JUST DONT TURN IT OFF

# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:36

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

NOTHING IS OVER

NOTHING

# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:40

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

real talk Rambo is good and that line kinda hit me hard after coming back and dealing with all my hosed angry brains.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 06:42

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Victor Vermis posted:

Hell yeah.

Gross poo poo for retards who grew up to be idiot bitches:
Dunkeroos
Teddy Grahams
Flintstone Pushups

Wow

# ? Dec 2, 2015 07:16

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

YOU JUST DONT TURN IT OFF

Mister, shoe shine! Shine!

# ? Dec 2, 2015 07:16

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Wow

This dude probably liked Gushers.

Still takin' fruity shots in the mouth.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 07:41

MaxPowers: Dec 29, 2004

A buddy linked me a kid doing a drama class monologue and it was so soft and beta I wanted to just slap his teacher for letting it happen.

If you're going to do that as a monologue the whole god drat school better hear you. I'm not talking yelling like an idiot, but put some voice into it.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 08:02

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

MaxPowers posted:

A buddy linked me a kid doing a drama class monologue and it was so soft and beta I wanted to just slap his teacher for letting it happen.

If you're going to do that as a monologue the whole god drat school better hear you. I'm not talking yelling like an idiot, but put some voice into it.

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A66zO3cUxlY

looking for lovely actor's monologues might become a new favorite time waster for me

# ? Dec 2, 2015 08:28

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I'm still very partial to people finding out just how invincible they aren't

# ? Dec 2, 2015 09:18

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Victor Vermis posted:

Flintstone Pushups

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you

# ? Dec 2, 2015 11:52

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

It's orange sherbert in a tube, not sure how you can hate that

# ? Dec 2, 2015 16:40

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/12...campaign=buffer

Focusing on pleasuring your woman can be sexist, so stop it.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:03

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Took these to school in my lunch

Tasted kinda lovely but I loved them because it was airplanes

Snacked on these at home

Tasted really good but didn't wanna be called a fag for having Garfield poo poo

# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:07

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Booblord Zagats posted:

Took these to school in my lunch

Tasted kinda lovely but I loved them because it was airplanes

Snacked on these at home

Tasted really good but didn't wanna be called a fag for having Garfield poo poo

Because we definitely won't call you a fag here, no siree.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:12

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Cole posted:

Because we definitely won't call you a fag here, no siree.

8 year old Booblord was a sensitive lil' feller. 33 year old Booblord, well let's just say he's just run out of fucks

# ? Dec 2, 2015 17:13

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Ignore everything in this dumb viral video except for midget-dope-fiend-lean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye-XEcD8gRo

# ? Dec 2, 2015 21:22

Force de Fappe: Nov 7, 2008

Cole posted:

http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/12...campaign=buffer

Focusing on pleasuring your woman can be sexist, so stop it.

that page keeps hitting rock bottom and busting through it like nuthin

# ? Dec 2, 2015 21:51

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Force de Fappe posted:

that page keeps hitting rock bottom and busting through it like nuthin

That site is buzzfeed for angry people

# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:04

Force de Fappe: Nov 7, 2008

Some of it is legit funny as poo poo though, http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/08/white-feminist-with-dreadlocks/

# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:35

Delizin: Nov 9, 2005; It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWAXhH_Mk-M

Someone already post this? Dumbass nails the wall a few feet in front of him with an RPG while trying to shoot it through a window.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:45

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Frankly it could have just been the backblast loving up everything.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:53

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

its backblast. rpgs have an arming distance like most other explosive projectiles.

# ? Dec 3, 2015 00:54

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

e: whoops wrong thread

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Dec 3, 2015

# ? Dec 3, 2015 01:33

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I reread the ballad of beanie and dude you deserve poster of the loving year

# ? Dec 3, 2015 01:41

Arc Light: Sep 26, 2013

Ughhh. Made the mistake of watching Saving Private Ryan while drunk. That drat casualty notification scene made me all teary-eyed in front of my date. Still got laid, but now she probably thinks I'm some kind of sissy who has emotions.

Two Finger posted:

I reread the ballad of beanie and dude you deserve poster of the loving year

If you asked me about the finest sociopath in GiP, I wouldn't in a million years suspect it was Beanie. But here we are.

Edit: that's not criticism. I'm sorry you couldn't goad the guy into murder/suicide. You tried your best.

# ? Dec 3, 2015 03:23

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

Ughhh. Made the mistake of watching Saving Private Ryan while drunk. That drat casualty notification scene made me all teary-eyed in front of my date. Still got laid, but now she probably thinks I'm some kind of sissy who has emotions.

If you asked me about the finest sociopath in GiP, I wouldn't in a million years suspect it was Beanie. But here we are.

Edit: that's not criticism. I'm sorry you couldn't goad the guy into murder/suicide. You tried your best.

That sign forever a bridesmaid or whatever it was

# ? Dec 3, 2015 03:31

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Thanks but the day I become significant on this gay forum for adult virgins is the day I really start to reconsider my life choices.

I'm only a sociopath when drunk I guess.

# ? Dec 3, 2015 03:31