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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

mine will have to deal with some slightly small clothing, but lol@fatbois
Edit: i should buy tacky CG memorabilia too

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Okay, everyone should have gotten a PM/email with their secret santee. Please let me know if you didn't get it.

"BUT N4I I DON'T KNOW/LIKE/WANT THE PERSON I GOT!!"

smdftb :colbert:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

ElMaligno posted:

mine will have to deal with some slightly small clothing, but lol@fatbois
Edit: i should buy tacky CG memorabilia too

I can deal with small clothing because I'm gonna finally get off my rear end and work out, plus a Brazilian jiu-jitsu gym finally opened up near me :woop:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Mike-o posted:

I can deal with small clothing because I'm gonna finally get off my rear end and work out, plus a Brazilian jiu-jitsu gym finally opened up near me :woop:

ONE OF OSS ONE OF OSS ONE OF OSS ONE OF OSS ONE OF OSS

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
My SS recipient is gonna LOVE their gifts

It's dicks

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Somebody special is getting an awful lot of cum (not fresh)!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

:derp::allears:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Is it illegal to boobytrap mail? Asking for a friend...

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Teflon Don posted:

Is it illegal to boobytrap mail? Asking for a friend...

Just send a glitter bomb bruh

i know i am sending a literal bag of dicks

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Best watch out Santee, your poo poo is in the mail to me then off to you.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
So I guess the rule of thumb is open your bomb gift in the open air while alone so prying eyes don't think you're a freak. Got it.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Probably going to fumigate mine, then leave it in the freezer for 48 hours before I open it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm going to give fair warning that you should really probably open my gift in private.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

You should open my gift in front of your boss/parents/kids.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I would also like to say that my gift is technically not illegal in the US.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I would also like to say that my gift is technically not illegal in the US.

I've never charged anyone with sodomy, I don't intend to start now.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
gently caress I'm so bad at coming up with ideas, all I can think of is the general things my santee posts about, plus some sort of dick related joke gift.

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Mike-o posted:

gently caress I'm so bad at coming up with ideas, all I can think of is the general things my santee posts about, plus some sort of dick related joke gift.

Enjoy: http://www.wranglerforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=27694&d=1287061946

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
I'd accept random Minnesota Wild gear. Or dicks, there's never too many of those floating around.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm not explicitly saying my gift will make your penis bigger, but...

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm not explicitly saying my gift will make your penis bigger, but...

I still use the coffee mug I got last year. Can't wait to be using whatever dildo I get a year on.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
You guys need to stop living in lovely states where I can't send fun stuff

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

You guys need to stop living in lovely states where I can't send fun stuff

Sorry you can't mail me a box of banana clips.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
give me all the guns

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Looking forward to another few months of weird and very unwelcome recommendations from Amazon!

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Amazon? Please. Troll the darkest, beating heart of black Etsy and then come back. You will be a changed man.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Nooope, no thanks. Been there already, not going back to Etsy until it's time for a refill on beard balm.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Sorry you can't mail me a box of banana clips.

And a brick of fireworks wrapped in Mexican smut

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Everything is ordered. Prepare yourself, santee: I hope you like it :3:

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Packaged and mailed. It will be glorious.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Sent!

Enjoy it, b-word

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Bought my gift today. It will go in the mail tomorrow or on Monday.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Got my ~zany~ gift but still need something practical to balance it out :)

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Okay, everyone should have gotten a PM/email with their secret santee. Please let me know if you didn't get it.

"BUT N4I I DON'T KNOW/LIKE/WANT THE PERSON I GOT!!"

smdftb :colbert:

Didn't get it.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Still have one ~very special gift~ coming in for my secret santee

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Helldump Immunity. posted:

Got my ~zany~ gift but still need something practical to balance it out :)

Same.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Ordered my gifts, but one might not get here until after Christmas. I'm betting on Chinese shipping estimates just being super conservative like usual

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