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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:is that a black eye beneath your foundation?? no officer down jacket fetish, i um... walked into the wine rack.
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Some alcoholic beverages taste nice.
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Dec 3, 2015 23:01
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does owning a wine rack and having cases of wine delivered to my door make me a class traitor?
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Dec 3, 2015 23:01
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Only if you bought it from the château.
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Dec 3, 2015 23:02
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no i bought it in debenhams
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Dec 3, 2015 23:02
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I will be very proud if my wife's advice means an internet stranger has sex
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Dec 3, 2015 23:03
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Quote-Unquote posted:no i bought it in debenhams Might as well be buckfast
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Dec 3, 2015 23:06
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goatface posted:Might as well be buckfast phew, that's a relief debenhams is probably the poshest place i've ever got furniture from unless you count my habitat sofa i guess
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Dec 3, 2015 23:08
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Quote-Unquote posted:does owning a wine rack and having cases of wine delivered to my door make me a class traitor? a... wine rack? a wine rack. i do not even own a wine, let alone many wines that would necessitate an entire rack what am i going to do, with a wine rack?
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Dec 3, 2015 23:10
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:a... wine rack? if you're not careful down jacket fetish you're going to lose me
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Dec 3, 2015 23:16
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i dont have the forethought to actually buy multiple wines and keep them in my house for more than two hours before they're drunk. sometimes straight from the bottle. i am a monster.
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Dec 3, 2015 23:19
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NaDy posted:i dont have the forethought to actually buy multiple wines and keep them in my house for more than two hours before they're drunk. it's marginally cheaper to get goodish wine in bulk i guess i do this thing where i put in money every month then every three months they put in that same amount, which is better than the interest i'd get in a bank that i'd only spend to get drunk and convert into urine anyway
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Dec 3, 2015 23:24
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wine is good except when its rose who drinks that poo poo
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Dec 3, 2015 23:25
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i drink rose when it comes free with the case i ordered which is basically always because lol nobody buys that poo poo
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Dec 3, 2015 23:27
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Quote-Unquote posted:if you're not careful down jacket fetish you're going to lose me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXuCgD4cbHs but in fairness i do not drink wine; nor do i drink things that come in pint glasses just spirits!
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Dec 3, 2015 23:29
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yes i know what you were referencing djf i was saying lara flynn boyle's line that comes right after the bit you said and spirits come in pint glasses if you pour them into one like a real man
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Dec 3, 2015 23:31
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i have been out-wayned
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Dec 3, 2015 23:31
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you're not worthy you're scum you suck
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Dec 3, 2015 23:32
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My sister drinks rose. Low % rose. She's sick in the head.
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Dec 3, 2015 23:33
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Fraction posted:I'm making that caramel cake Kluliss posted rn in prep for tomorrow. If it doesn't get me some then who the gently caress cares, I'll be fat and happy and full of diabetic goodness. I haven't made it yet, hope it works out for you either way. I tend not to make things with caramel in because I just eat it all and I already have a hard enough time running 
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Dec 3, 2015 23:34
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Party Boat posted:I will be very proud if my wife's advice means an internet stranger has sex She advised me when you leave for work and how long we'd have until you were expected back
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Dec 3, 2015 23:41
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little do you know party boat is putting the finishing touches to his batman costume
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Dec 3, 2015 23:43
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:but in fairness i do not drink wine; nor do i drink things that come in pint glasses Now you speak my language!
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simplefish posted:She advised me when you leave for work and how long we'd have until you were expected back the only one in the house all day was the dog D:
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Dec 4, 2015 00:16
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I have a wine rack on the wall but when I fill it up with proper wine I just drink it, which is a waste. Instead I buy bottles of Jacobs Creek from the corner shop and drink them the same night, while the wine rack sits forlornly empty.
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Dec 4, 2015 00:21
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Pistol_Pete posted:I have a wine rack on the wall but when I fill it up with proper wine I just drink it, which is a waste. This is me, although I have two empty wine racks.
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Dec 4, 2015 00:24
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Posh wanks, I'll sit here with me can of Stella
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Pistol_Pete posted:I have a wine rack on the wall but when I fill it up with proper wine I just drink it, which is a waste. why not just fill the empties with water and re-cork them? Then you can have the aesthetic satisfaction of a non-empty wine rack while remaining an alcoholic. Jim Barris fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Dec 4, 2015 |
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Dec 4, 2015 01:24
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Corbae posted:Posh wanks, I'll sit here with me can of Stella put the stella in the wine rack
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:a... wine rack?
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Dec 4, 2015 08:23
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ive been trying to get enough wine to fill a rack for about six months im up to four bottles
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Dec 4, 2015 10:05
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Corbae posted:Posh wanks, I'll sit here with me can of Stella a gin and tonic seems more appropriate drink to have during a posh wank
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Dec 4, 2015 10:08
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Pimms maybe for wanking in the summer
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Dec 4, 2015 10:33
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Doing the full tequila experience with your penis
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Dec 4, 2015 10:53
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Quote-Unquote posted:does owning a wine rack and having cases of wine delivered to my door make me a class traitor? wine rack? no a cellar for your wine and beer? yes
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Dec 4, 2015 11:56
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I prefer sherry 
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Dec 4, 2015 12:25
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Fluo posted:wine rack? no what about the cupboard under the stairs?
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Dec 4, 2015 12:26
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simplefish posted:what about the cupboard under the stairs? Depends how many stairs you have haha
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Dec 4, 2015 12:37
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The doctor just signed me off work for another 9 days.
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we've got some sort of vip event tomorrow 
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