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This is p. anime.
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Dec 5, 2015 00:28
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The bad, sisterfucking kind of anime, not the neat jojo punchman kind.
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Dec 5, 2015 00:28
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Dec 5, 2015 00:38
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Dec 5, 2015 00:38
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Dear Reddit, send her a freelancer. I hear chicks dig those!
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Dec 5, 2015 00:40
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 https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3vdoth/i_have_to_say_it/  https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3up6il/waste_of_money/cxhbnzd?context=3
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I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch True? Yes And I fortunately know a little marketing It's a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed Pathetic... Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing for attention That one wants to get inside And do I help them? Yes, indeed... Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to my desk Crying, "Guidance, Sandi, please!" And I help them? Yes I do... Now it's happened once or eight Someone couldn't hold the faith And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls Have we got a deal? If I join the community team, I'll never be able to look at my family or friends again. That's right But you'll have your job, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? What I want from you is - your pride. But without my pride, how can I- You'll have your looks, your pretty face. And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha! The boys out there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who fact-checks is a bore! Yes out here it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word And after all dear, what is idle prattle for? COME ON, they're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it as a whale But they dote and swoon and fawn On a lady who's withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue will get her sale Come on you poor unfortunate soul Go ahead! Join the ride! I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day It won't cost much Just your pride! You poor unfortunate soul It's sad but true If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet You've got the pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath And go ahead and sign the scroll Lesnick, Jared, now I've got her, boys The boss is on a roll This poor unfortunate soul
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Bootcha posted:I admit that in the past I've been a nasty Liek dis if u cry ev8tim
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Dec 5, 2015 01:05
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For increased accuracy it should have been a slideshow.
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Dec 5, 2015 01:13
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This loving sucked. They open with a line that makes you think it might be funny but it loving sucks. gently caress. e: cum omelette anime was better
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It's them. We found them. The person that likes all of the 15 second long animations to do anything for ~immersion~
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Think of how many referrals that video's gonna generate. Disney fanatics have been left out of this sperg-fest for too long. Edit: and not one creeped out comment in the bunch MilesK fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Dec 5, 2015 |
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Dec 5, 2015 01:39
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Dec 5, 2015 01:42
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The level of detachment from reality is reaching critical mass. Next they'll be declaring that the social module fulfils all of the promises made by CIG.
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Dec 5, 2015 02:28
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How do you not go insane after reading all this horrible crap
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Dec 5, 2015 02:28
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peter gabriel posted:I have such a pride boner on right now I can't even tell you Well, the build was released earlier this evening as promised. So go get it and rejoice that you were a part of something awesome.  http://lodmmo.com/changelog/
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Dec 5, 2015 02:37
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A Neurotic Jew posted:I can't believe that after Ben Lesnick's excuse post they still haven't edited the trailer or description on Youtube. At least keep your story consistent; is it a mistake, or isn't it? It wasn't a mistake. It was intentional. Ben's a lying sack of poo poo. They saw a chance to reach a wider audience with some false advertising; and they took it. Of course they'd apologize after the fact. It's all about money. Don't forget that that video at the awards, cost money. It's just like buying a TV spot for a commercial, but cheaper obviously. So much for not spending money on marketing, putting it all into development etc. Even more evidence of how they lie with impunity and they continue because well, they can, since nobody can stop them.
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Dec 5, 2015 02:41
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Synchronized posted:The level of detachment from reality is reaching critical mass. Next they'll be declaring that the social module fulfils all of the promises made by CIG. They did that back when it was released. Then the drugs wore off.
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Those people want to treat this game like real life and go out on walks planetside and mosey through the bar and lazily sit at a table in-game because they're too meek and unfulfilled to do it in real life. They would rather pretend to be well-rounded than to actually do it. Like, there's nothing stopping you from going downtown tonight and you don't even need to sprint around all over the place pressing an imaginary USE whenever you stare at someone, why the gently caress would you want to do it in a fake world if not because you're an autist with crippling social phobia.
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Mirificus posted:
Awesome it's like if I paid my employer to work there instead of the other way around!
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Justin Tyme posted:Those people want to treat this game like real life and go out on walks planetside and mosey through the bar and lazily sit at a table in-game because they're too meek and unfulfilled to do it in real life. They would rather pretend to be well-rounded than to actually do it. Yeah, but in Star Citizen you can do it in Space. Balls in your court
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Justin Tyme posted:Those people want to treat this game like real life and go out on walks planetside and mosey through the bar and lazily sit at a table in-game because they're too meek and unfulfilled to do it in real life. They would rather pretend to be well-rounded than to actually do it. yeah but going out by yourself in your space suit, drinking lovely beers and calling yourself admiral is pretty weird in the real world
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D_Smart posted:
Pack it in guys, Croberts has won. Be ready to sing your new International Anthem for our CIG overlords. Paaaaaaarp
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You could start by spelling "definitely" correctly so she doesn't know you're an idiot right off the bat.
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Trundel posted:Pack it in guys, Croberts has won. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWTXl4hg0q8
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Dec 5, 2015 03:52
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Hello Space Inhabitants. I made some pasta tonight. Didn't bother making sauce since I had a jar of it in my cabinet.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Hello Space Inhabitants. I made some pasta tonight. Didn't bother making sauce since I had a jar of it in my cabinet. Please tell me you at least purchased your sauce at Space Walgreens, lest you ruin my IMMERSION. I made some 4-cheese lasagna for my ex once. Took a few hours to make, cook, etc and I have everything set on the table. Fine china, fine wine; I was razzledazzling her like you wouldn't believe! All was going well until the main course was unveiled and she cried out to me: "I CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN". So I spaced her, and now I own 3 sexbots. Best drat Space Sex Ever.
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Dec 5, 2015 04:13
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Bootcha posted:I admit that in the past I've been a nasty Awwwwwww. (This song is a shared favorite.) Though I might also have gone with Hey bro, take it slow You ain't livin' in a video You're flying low with a high velocity No doubt, you're stressin' out That ain't what this game's about Get off that one way trip down lonely street Now I know you've been kicked around You ain't alone in this ugly town You go on and buy that ship It's not like it's all a gyp Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid What ya tryin' to do Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid They win, you lose Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid C'mon girl, it's a better day Get your cash out of that grave Don't let that one game tear your world apart C'mon babe, kick that stuff Show the 'verse it ain't so tough Quit lyin' around with a crippled, broken heart Now I know you've been seeing red Don't put a pistol to your head Sometimes your answer's heaven sent Your way is so drat permanent Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid What ya tryin' to do Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid They win, you lose Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid This ain't common sense talkin' You know, I know Your story ain't so shocking You know, I know Blow some Steam C'mon and scream Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid What ya tryin' to do Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid They win, you lose Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid Yeah, I dunno. I'm too lazy to spend much time on it. Oh well.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Please tell me you at least purchased your sauce at Space Walgreens, lest you ruin my IMMERSION. Space Vons actually.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Space Vons actually. I knew you were a Space Commie
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I knew you were a Space Commie Space I Space am.
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hey guys hows the star citizenship going
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Awesome! posted:hey guys hows the star citizenship going Sent my application in, waiting on Croberts to validate me and I can become a
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Okay, time to put some work in on the PTU. Apparently there's a new patch in the works, but there hasn't been one out in several days, so I'm looking for a mission that I haven't yet done. I think this time I will attempt to put some of the expanded-world claims to rest, one way or the other. I'm going to try to fly to some of the stations, and fly around the moons. We will see if that is possible. Attempt 1: Looks like there's a new bug on the block- I am not crashing, but the loading screen appears to be hung. But then at long last I load in. I'm floating in deep space, in a tangle of bodies and ship weapons. I right alt + backspace to suicide, and thankfully wake up in a bed on the station. It appears my character may have taken a trip on the Event Horizon however, because this is the station from hell. Everything is jittery. The other players are juking around, the station arms are back to jumping randomly in their rotation, none of the doors work, the consoles are all cycling through their loading animations four or five times before displaying anything... it's awful. Worst of all, head bob is back. I don't know what the gently caress they did but it's back and worse than ever before- I actually stop using shift to run because it's so nausea inducing. After hammering on an airlock control for 10 seconds, I finally get it to register and get outside. All the pads are full- apparently this server's been running for a while which may explain the general shittyness. I get my Gladius fired up, and decide I'm going to try to see the backside of the moon that space station Kareah is at. I warp to the station and engage cruise- quantum being way too fast- and sit back for a 10 minute flight. About two minutes in, I get a "Server Connection Lost" message- while still in flight. Hmm, that's a new one. Then the game crashes. Attempt 2: Oh- they kicked me off because they just rolled a drat patch out. Well that's annoying because it'll be another hour before it's done, so in the meantime I will make fun of the patch notes. Patch Notes posted:Multicrew ships(Constellation and Retaliator) are sometimes encountering issues with their elevator collision. No poo poo. This is the understatement of the century, somewhere between "Hiroshima feels unseasonably warm for August" and "Star Citizens are a little carefree with their money." The elevators aren't just bugged, they are lethal. Half the time trying to board one in deep space will just catapult you into the void at warp 2. Patch Notes posted:A bunch of news about contacts. I keep seeing stuff about parties and contacts but I have no idea how you manage them. People say you hit F11 but that brings up a blank blue window for me that isn't interactable in any way. So much of the Star Citizen UI depends on secret knowledge of key commands that Citizens don't really seem willing to divulge. More Notes posted:Fixed an issue where the lights in the center of AstroArmada would flicker on and off as the characters ran through the center. Well thank God. Years behind schedule, release is bugged to poo poo, oops our boss actually put out a trailer that told people it's out and ready to play. But at least we fixed a lighting bug in the social module level that everyone forgot about after the first loving week! I hope whoever fixed that one took an hour off, as a pat on the back. The notes keep on a'comin posted:Fixed several server-side crashes and performance problems. Fixed several client crashes around port Olisar This is patch G. This is the 7th straight patch that has "Fixed several server-side crashes and performance problems." Assuming that "Several" is a generously low estimate of two per patch, that means there were at least fourteen loving server-side crashes and performance problems when they first kicked this out the door. And after all this it's still not stable! I'm picturing a code base where half of the functions were just comments like "//Uh... todo: give to the intern" and "//Implement this before somebody fires me" Well, poo poo, there's barely anything else in here and I have 45 more minutes to go on this download. Don't know why they're pushing out a full copy of the game every time they patch. I guess I will sign off on this one and chronicle my attempts when I can get back on.
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Sarsapariller posted:Well, poo poo, there's barely anything else in here and I have 45 more minutes to go on this download. Don't know why they're pushing out a full copy of the game every time they patch. I guess I will sign off on this one and chronicle my attempts when I can get back on. How many GBs of star citizen have you downloaded in total?
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trucutru posted:How many GBs of star citizen have you downloaded in total? Several hundred at the very least.
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