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I feel sorry for Gunnar-wearing gunner Gunnar. When he grows up he will be able to sue his parents for not aborting him.
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Dec 6, 2015 23:30
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Mirificus posted:I enjoy the tortured attempt to explain exhaust velocity while completely ignoring specific impulse: I choose to believe this person is a narcoleptic and the "...." marks the points at which he passes out while talking.
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Dec 6, 2015 23:31
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Mirificus posted:I enjoy the tortured attempt to explain exhaust velocity while completely ignoring specific impulse: I feel like the guy just watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLuI118nhzc and went "And therefore cannons can't go faster than 30 mph"
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MattyPan is new to the Verse. Fortunately, their previous Wing Commander experience has prepared them quite well for Star Citizen. https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/301699/hello-rsi-star-citizen-community
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D_Smart posted:Oh poo poo. Spergs are going to go ape poo poo. Some of them already are in the comments. It's a matter of time till someone posts something on reddit bitching about how wrong the whole article i--Oh. https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3vphkv/did_the_star_citizen_trailer_at_the_game_awards/
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Wuxi posted:
Game doesn't come out and goons get the last laugh while the cultists scramble for refunds. win-win
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A Neurotic Jew posted:
I also love how he doesn't actually address the point he's mad about, essentially trying to make the argument that CIG promised to be wasteful, so therefore it can't be a bad thing.  quote:what is a vorlon. e: vvvv Also, that. The Vorlons were ultimately shown to be a thoroughly deluded race that had lost all perspective on what role they were supposed to play in the overall evolution of galactic history. So it's quite fitting in the exact opposite way of what that poster in question intended. Tippis fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Dec 6, 2015 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:what is a vorlon. But it's funny because he's seeing that quote positively, when it really reflects that the Vorlons were gigantic assholes who ended the series with all the "lesser" races teaming up and telling them to get the hell out of the galaxy. They were really powerful aliens who manipulated the lesser races into believing they were gods for their own selfish interests, blah blah. The "pebbles" are insignificant nobodies who should just 'shut up and do what we say.' I'm a nerd. Kudos to reddit for missing the loving point yet again. BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Dec 6, 2015 |
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Dec 6, 2015 23:48
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A Neurotic Jew posted:
No, you see, when literally every games journalist on the planet writes something bad about SC/CR its because they all can't deal with change. You are all sheep, dominated by the unrelenting machinery of publishers and click-bait games journalism and CR is trying to deliver us from this dark future. How can you write stuff like that and not immediately look for the next mirror to check if your brain is leaking?
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for anyone who's missed it, Sarsapariller's ode to SC bugs is a pretty big hit and owns.
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How can you say someone is acting childish and then in the next breath quote a sci-fi TV series alien. 
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Kakarot posted:Me and my turret gunner Won't he be too old for video games by the time the game comes out, tho?
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A Neurotic Jew posted:for anyone who's missed it, Sarsapariller's ode to SC bugs is a pretty big hit and owns.  The guns falling of the invisible ship just killed me, send help
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Kakarot posted:Me and my turret gunner Think they have plans for a "family night" like that other guy? quote:We have a Carrack for Family Night; my wife, niece, nephews, and brother-in-law all want to spend at least one night per week together in the Carrack.
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Well at least one of these people is going to be disappointed in the game
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Mirificus posted:Think they have plans for a "family night" like that other guy? aka he does and he has gotten them to all say yes so he will shut the gently caress up
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when he creates irreconcilable family troubles after cussing out his 12 year old niece for failing to maintain shield integrity 
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Well, at least this thread has gotten me to put Independence War® 2: Edge of Chaos on Steam on my wishlist so I can buy it when it's selling for $1.79 again. Thanks thread.
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Mirificus posted:I enjoy the tortured attempt to explain exhaust velocity while completely ignoring specific impulse: Even better, he's using it to explain why there should be a top speed in space, when there is no such thing. Someone start a thread on their forums demanding that they include Relativity in the game. I want to see them try to model relativistic time dilation for extra accuracy.
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Wuxi posted:No, you see, when literally every games journalist on the planet writes something bad about SC/CR its because they all can't deal with change. You are all sheep, dominated by the unrelenting machinery of publishers and click-bait games journalism and CR is trying to deliver us from this dark future. ...probably because the part of the brain that processes that sort of logic already leaked out? Seems plausible.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:
what if starcitizens 100mil stretch goal is stop making a game and spend all the money on poop? would they be like IT WAS A STRETCH GOAL WE ALL WANTED THIS
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A Neurotic Jew posted:
Yeah man! It's breaking out of the AAA mold by being a AAA game that uses real Hollywood talent, no those guys in CoD don't count, neither does Ellen Paige in Beyond: Two Souls, SQ42 is different. Nothing CiG is doing is a new concept or revolutionary, except for the fact they'e trying to do it in the most rear end backwards way possible.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:for anyone who's missed it, Sarsapariller's ode to SC bugs is a pretty big hit and owns. They should've used this instead of that 2.0.0 trailer 
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Nicholas posted:what if starcitizens 100mil stretch goal is stop making a game and spend all the money on poop? would they be like IT WAS A STRETCH GOAL WE ALL WANTED THIS 100 mil stretch goal is building the Hyperbolic Time Chamber in order to do 10 years of development in 1 year and release the game on time.
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Mirificus posted:
If there's one thing about that post I can get behind, it's staying out of the game until the squeakers are gone. Granted, if the game comes out, I'd probably have an awesome time joining up with goons and murdering furries. If the game comes out.
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Malek posted:I don't suppose anyone here knows how much someone had to drop on this abortion to get the Star Citizen jacket do they? I have a coworker that defends this project and I'm curious what the base line is for how much he https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Sc-Track-Jacket-General/L
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It would be absolutely amazing if they end up releasing Star Citizen as a free to play game with premium spaceships or whatever. They're already doing a free to play type model, wherein whales dump cash all over the place to get a leg up. The only thing missing is a game at this point. I just want to see a swarm of starter/free goon ships suicide into SS Pubbie Whale and blow their expensive pixels to bits. The only downside to this is that I doubt their engine can handle the literal dozens of kamikaze goons in a zone at a time.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:this popped up on the SQ42 page, it's a pretty unique takzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz This is poo. It's derivative, unimaginative, trope ridden poo floating in a toilet bowl overflowing with cliches. He's Gary Sue. His flaw is that he's too drat good and he cares too much. And the writing, is shoddy and full of, commas where they don't need to be. There is absolutely nothing compelling or interesting about it. The handle is particularly bad. For shits and giggles I decided to try my own hand at it: quote:Steve "Relic" Colton I don't know, maybe it's just as bad as the original. I just felt compelled to see what I could write. Beer4TheBeerGod fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Dec 7, 2015 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:This is poo. It's derivative, unimaginative, trope ridden poo floating in a toilet bowl overflowing with cliches. He's Gary Sue. His flaw is that he's too drat good and he cares too much. And the writing, is shoddy and full of, commas where they don't need to be. There is absolutely nothing compelling or interesting about it. The handle is particularly bad. It's uncanny, are you a writer for CIG?
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:If there's one thing about that post I can get behind, it's staying out of the game until the squeakers are gone. Granted, if the game comes out, I'd probably have an awesome time joining up with goons and murdering furries. What are you talking about? Didn't you watch the trailer?! IT'S PLAYABLE NOW!* *Disclaimer: Not playable to anyone outside the invite group and they also can't connect for more than 15 minutes.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:for anyone who's missed it, Sarsapariller's ode to SC bugs is a pretty big hit and owns. literally art. Body horror.
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Iglocska posted:It's uncanny, are you a writer for CIG? I suspect we both come from the same school of writing.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:for anyone who's missed it, Sarsapariller's ode to SC bugs is a pretty big hit and owns. I'm his physics defying wrists
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:This is poo. It's derivative, unimaginative, trope ridden poo floating in a toilet bowl overflowing with cliches. He's Gary Sue. His flaw is that he's too drat good and he cares too much. And the writing, is shoddy and full of, commas where they don't need to be. There is absolutely nothing compelling or interesting about it. The handle is particularly bad. It's a hell of a lot better and more fun to read. I'm wondering if and when we'll see mocap footage of the Old Man though; could be an opportunity for more 
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